Northern Monkey
@rightarmover.bsky.social
European, Music lover, Jogger, Immediate block for racists, homophobes and transphobes. Partner to a nurse.
Never tories/reform. Fuck Trump. Release the Epstein files
#FBPE
No DMs, asking me how I am today, weirdos. Instant block.
Never tories/reform. Fuck Trump. Release the Epstein files
#FBPE
No DMs, asking me how I am today, weirdos. Instant block.
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Northern Monkey
@rightarmover.bsky.social
· Feb 27
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Anyone in need of cheering up?
Have a listen to this.
This is just the tonic.
youtube.com/watch?v=U2sk...
Have a listen to this.
This is just the tonic.
youtube.com/watch?v=U2sk...
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A Thailand-based crypto investor has handed a record-breaking £9 million to Reform UK, shortly before Nigel Farage used media interviews to plug his crypto firm and promise lower taxes and deregulation on the industry
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...
Crypto Investor Donates £9 Million to Reform UK After Nigel Farage Plugs His Company and Tells Industry 'I Am Your Champion'
The Reform leader recently used media interviews to back Christopher Harborne's company while promising to cut taxes and regulations on crypto firms
bylinetimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
A Thailand-based crypto investor has handed a record-breaking £9 million to Reform UK, shortly before Nigel Farage used media interviews to plug his crypto firm and promise lower taxes and deregulation on the industry
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...
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It’s true that Trump is weak. Unfortunately the press who cover him are weaker.
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s true that Trump is weak. Unfortunately the press who cover him are weaker.
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On the one hand, anything to distract from reports of his increasingly well-documented, lifelong racism.
On the other, if he's told some donors this (& the FT will have sourced this properly) you can be sure that he'd've told others the polar opposite if he thought that's what they wanted to hear.
On the other, if he's told some donors this (& the FT will have sourced this properly) you can be sure that he'd've told others the polar opposite if he thought that's what they wanted to hear.
FT Exclusive: The Reform UK leader told donors he expects a deal or merger between his party and the Conservatives ahead of the next general election, suggesting he does not believe he can sweep to power alone. on.ft.com/44xlHi0
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
On the one hand, anything to distract from reports of his increasingly well-documented, lifelong racism.
On the other, if he's told some donors this (& the FT will have sourced this properly) you can be sure that he'd've told others the polar opposite if he thought that's what they wanted to hear.
On the other, if he's told some donors this (& the FT will have sourced this properly) you can be sure that he'd've told others the polar opposite if he thought that's what they wanted to hear.
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Prof Edelmann is coming across as a petty and self seeking.
Silly man.
Silly man.
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Prof Edelmann is coming across as a petty and self seeking.
Silly man.
Silly man.
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"Oxford graduate." So often a bellend signifier.
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"Oxford graduate." So often a bellend signifier.
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Feck me these people are nuts.
If you win the British Women's Chess Association Girls U14 Championship when you're 13 then it's perfectly ok to 33 years later put on linked in that you were British Girls U14 Champion.
The desperation to find a stick to beat her with really stands out.
If you win the British Women's Chess Association Girls U14 Championship when you're 13 then it's perfectly ok to 33 years later put on linked in that you were British Girls U14 Champion.
The desperation to find a stick to beat her with really stands out.
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Feck me these people are nuts.
If you win the British Women's Chess Association Girls U14 Championship when you're 13 then it's perfectly ok to 33 years later put on linked in that you were British Girls U14 Champion.
The desperation to find a stick to beat her with really stands out.
If you win the British Women's Chess Association Girls U14 Championship when you're 13 then it's perfectly ok to 33 years later put on linked in that you were British Girls U14 Champion.
The desperation to find a stick to beat her with really stands out.
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Surely the low point is the various journalists who have published this ?
Will other journalists call that out?
Will other journalists call that out?
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Surely the low point is the various journalists who have published this ?
Will other journalists call that out?
Will other journalists call that out?
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This is a true low point of pettiness for the entire male gender.
Withdrawal to quiet solitude in order etc etc.
The star chamber will meet and we'll let you know the outcome 🙏
Withdrawal to quiet solitude in order etc etc.
The star chamber will meet and we'll let you know the outcome 🙏
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This is a true low point of pettiness for the entire male gender.
Withdrawal to quiet solitude in order etc etc.
The star chamber will meet and we'll let you know the outcome 🙏
Withdrawal to quiet solitude in order etc etc.
The star chamber will meet and we'll let you know the outcome 🙏
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I love the fact that this bloke has spent dozens of years waiting for his petty revenge and then he just looks pathetic. Truly pathetic stuff, this is.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I love the fact that this bloke has spent dozens of years waiting for his petty revenge and then he just looks pathetic. Truly pathetic stuff, this is.
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I feel like this might be one of the most male things to have ever happened.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I feel like this might be one of the most male things to have ever happened.
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Truly shocking that Rachel Reeves had the audacity to call herself the U14 girls chess champions when she won the U14 girls chess championship but some bloke thought she was talking about something else.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Truly shocking that Rachel Reeves had the audacity to call herself the U14 girls chess champions when she won the U14 girls chess championship but some bloke thought she was talking about something else.
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I just can't get over the fact that the guy who gave this quote is 45. It would be embarrassing for all involved if this quote came from the *current* under-14 chess champion, but from an adult...I worry I've ruptured something from cringing so hard.
Truly shocking that Rachel Reeves had the audacity to call herself the U14 girls chess champions when she won the U14 girls chess championship but some bloke thought she was talking about something else.
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I just can't get over the fact that the guy who gave this quote is 45. It would be embarrassing for all involved if this quote came from the *current* under-14 chess champion, but from an adult...I worry I've ruptured something from cringing so hard.
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Rabid, deranged racism.
But also projection.
But also projection.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Rabid, deranged racism.
But also projection.
But also projection.
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Where's the 24-7 coverage on Trump's declining health, inability to stay awake DURING TELEVISED events, cankles, two MRIs, and lack of stamina?
Where's Jake Tapper?
NYT?
Fox?
Corporate Media?
Where's Jake Tapper?
NYT?
Fox?
Corporate Media?
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Where's the 24-7 coverage on Trump's declining health, inability to stay awake DURING TELEVISED events, cankles, two MRIs, and lack of stamina?
Where's Jake Tapper?
NYT?
Fox?
Corporate Media?
Where's Jake Tapper?
NYT?
Fox?
Corporate Media?
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Reform’s mission statement:
“Conservatives have failed and Labour will fail too…
We are ruled by an out of touch political class who have turned their backs on our country.
Reform is the alternative”
Where ‘alternative’ = exactly the same stitch-up and failure inflicted by the same wealthy elite.
“Conservatives have failed and Labour will fail too…
We are ruled by an out of touch political class who have turned their backs on our country.
Reform is the alternative”
Where ‘alternative’ = exactly the same stitch-up and failure inflicted by the same wealthy elite.
FT Exclusive: The Reform UK leader told donors he expects a deal or merger between his party and the Conservatives ahead of the next general election, suggesting he does not believe he can sweep to power alone. on.ft.com/44xlHi0
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Reform’s mission statement:
“Conservatives have failed and Labour will fail too…
We are ruled by an out of touch political class who have turned their backs on our country.
Reform is the alternative”
Where ‘alternative’ = exactly the same stitch-up and failure inflicted by the same wealthy elite.
“Conservatives have failed and Labour will fail too…
We are ruled by an out of touch political class who have turned their backs on our country.
Reform is the alternative”
Where ‘alternative’ = exactly the same stitch-up and failure inflicted by the same wealthy elite.
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This is exciting polling - not just for London, though.
Right across England and Wales - people are ready to vote Green for the very first time.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Right across England and Wales - people are ready to vote Green for the very first time.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
This is exciting polling - not just for London, though.
Right across England and Wales - people are ready to vote Green for the very first time.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Right across England and Wales - people are ready to vote Green for the very first time.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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The self-regarding buffoon Rupert Lowe has set up ... Great Yarmouth First ... expecting him to declare independence from the failing heptarchy project any moment now
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rupert Lowe launches new political party for Great Yarmouth
Great Yarmouth First will represent needs of the town only, says founder Rupert Lowe.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The self-regarding buffoon Rupert Lowe has set up ... Great Yarmouth First ... expecting him to declare independence from the failing heptarchy project any moment now
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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It's all bad but hadn't seen the bit where Farage says:
"The European Union is the prototype for the New World Order."
That is a seriously, deeply problematic term that taps into Illuminati and antisemitic conspiracy theories.
How the fuck did this man direct the course of our politics?
"The European Union is the prototype for the New World Order."
That is a seriously, deeply problematic term that taps into Illuminati and antisemitic conspiracy theories.
How the fuck did this man direct the course of our politics?
We kept the receipts. These comments, taken together, paint a picture of the man he is today.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It's all bad but hadn't seen the bit where Farage says:
"The European Union is the prototype for the New World Order."
That is a seriously, deeply problematic term that taps into Illuminati and antisemitic conspiracy theories.
How the fuck did this man direct the course of our politics?
"The European Union is the prototype for the New World Order."
That is a seriously, deeply problematic term that taps into Illuminati and antisemitic conspiracy theories.
How the fuck did this man direct the course of our politics?
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BBC leading the news this morning with ‘BBC reveals’ that government has spent more than £100m on Covid inquiry
That only reaction is TaxPayers’ Alliance says a lot….
That only reaction is TaxPayers’ Alliance says a lot….
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
BBC leading the news this morning with ‘BBC reveals’ that government has spent more than £100m on Covid inquiry
That only reaction is TaxPayers’ Alliance says a lot….
That only reaction is TaxPayers’ Alliance says a lot….
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But we'll welcome former Tories Jonathan Gullis, Danny Kruger, Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Ann Widdecombe, Lucy Allen, Jake Berry - the former chair of the Tories, for God's sake - Andrea Jenkyns, Maria Caufield, Lia Nici ... 20 of them so far.
They should never be forgiven. Except those ones.
They should never be forgiven. Except those ones.
December 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
But we'll welcome former Tories Jonathan Gullis, Danny Kruger, Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Ann Widdecombe, Lucy Allen, Jake Berry - the former chair of the Tories, for God's sake - Andrea Jenkyns, Maria Caufield, Lia Nici ... 20 of them so far.
They should never be forgiven. Except those ones.
They should never be forgiven. Except those ones.
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Serious politicians think globally.
Scoundrels think nationally.
Rupert Lowe has launched a new party called "Great Yarmouth First".
Tune in next year, when he'll launch a party called "72 Arcadia Drive First"
Scoundrels think nationally.
Rupert Lowe has launched a new party called "Great Yarmouth First".
Tune in next year, when he'll launch a party called "72 Arcadia Drive First"
Rupert Lowe launches new political party for Great Yarmouth - BBC News
Great Yarmouth First will represent needs of the town only, says founder Rupert Lowe.
www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Serious politicians think globally.
Scoundrels think nationally.
Rupert Lowe has launched a new party called "Great Yarmouth First".
Tune in next year, when he'll launch a party called "72 Arcadia Drive First"
Scoundrels think nationally.
Rupert Lowe has launched a new party called "Great Yarmouth First".
Tune in next year, when he'll launch a party called "72 Arcadia Drive First"
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Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with