Ballskin Robbins
@rlblue.bsky.social
I’m interested in most phases of data processing. 𓂺
I wake up every day amazed that the narwhal is a real animal.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I wake up every day amazed that the narwhal is a real animal.
I think someone spiked my candy lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think someone spiked my candy lol
Created a shortcut on my wife’s phone. Farts whenever CarPlay connects. 💨
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Created a shortcut on my wife’s phone. Farts whenever CarPlay connects. 💨
I should’ve been a Zamboner.
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I should’ve been a Zamboner.
Hockey and beer again.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hockey and beer again.
Found this pic of my bro and several of Troop 336 at Philmont. I stuck it between a couple other pics in a holder. Been there over thirty years. I was not there. Bro is bottom-left.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Found this pic of my bro and several of Troop 336 at Philmont. I stuck it between a couple other pics in a holder. Been there over thirty years. I was not there. Bro is bottom-left.
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Now do fascism.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Now do fascism.
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Zohran Mamdani just made Thanksgiving with any MAGA relatives an effortless slam-dunk.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Zohran Mamdani just made Thanksgiving with any MAGA relatives an effortless slam-dunk.
It’s nipple oils 100%.
This is the cheapest-looking tux shirt ever. And what is that stain on the left side of JD Vance's chest? Is he lactating?
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s nipple oils 100%.
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How’s it going on the other site?
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
How’s it going on the other site?
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This was an IQ test.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This was an IQ test.
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We’re a little late to this, but we just saw MAGA melting down over a post claiming Mamdani is teaching “Arabic numerals” in public schools. We had to laugh do they not realize those are the numbers we use every single day? You really can’t make this stuff up.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We’re a little late to this, but we just saw MAGA melting down over a post claiming Mamdani is teaching “Arabic numerals” in public schools. We had to laugh do they not realize those are the numbers we use every single day? You really can’t make this stuff up.
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Trump's National Guard deployments have cost over $473 MILLION.
A disgusting misuse of federal resources, taxpayer dollars, and US troops’ service.
Doing this while firing federal workers and kicking millions off of healthcare is just the cherry on top of the dumpster fire that is the Trump admin.
A disgusting misuse of federal resources, taxpayer dollars, and US troops’ service.
Doing this while firing federal workers and kicking millions off of healthcare is just the cherry on top of the dumpster fire that is the Trump admin.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Trump's National Guard deployments have cost over $473 MILLION.
A disgusting misuse of federal resources, taxpayer dollars, and US troops’ service.
Doing this while firing federal workers and kicking millions off of healthcare is just the cherry on top of the dumpster fire that is the Trump admin.
A disgusting misuse of federal resources, taxpayer dollars, and US troops’ service.
Doing this while firing federal workers and kicking millions off of healthcare is just the cherry on top of the dumpster fire that is the Trump admin.
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Someone needs to ask Karoline Leavitt how long she was groomed before she married a man old enough to be her grandpa.
Then ask if her grandpa-husband ordered her to cover up for other pedophiles, or if she decided that on her own.
Then ask if her grandpa-husband ordered her to cover up for other pedophiles, or if she decided that on her own.
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Someone needs to ask Karoline Leavitt how long she was groomed before she married a man old enough to be her grandpa.
Then ask if her grandpa-husband ordered her to cover up for other pedophiles, or if she decided that on her own.
Then ask if her grandpa-husband ordered her to cover up for other pedophiles, or if she decided that on her own.
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In related news, Secretary Whiskey Pete has un-cancelled his tattoo coverup appointment.
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In related news, Secretary Whiskey Pete has un-cancelled his tattoo coverup appointment.
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Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
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more like Star Trek: The Next Gooneration amirite
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
more like Star Trek: The Next Gooneration amirite
My wife is making these uncut penii for dinner. 😋
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My wife is making these uncut penii for dinner. 😋
Man. Been super into iOS shortcuts lately. It’s been life-changing.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Man. Been super into iOS shortcuts lately. It’s been life-changing.
Friendly reminder that “asap” can mean “as slow as possible.”
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Friendly reminder that “asap” can mean “as slow as possible.”
I forget most days I live in a different state. My dad first moved away at 60, from Indiana to North Carolina. Can’t imagine the mindfuck if it felt that wild at 45 to move ONE state away.
He hated it there. To be fair, that state fucking sucks.
He hated it there. To be fair, that state fucking sucks.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I forget most days I live in a different state. My dad first moved away at 60, from Indiana to North Carolina. Can’t imagine the mindfuck if it felt that wild at 45 to move ONE state away.
He hated it there. To be fair, that state fucking sucks.
He hated it there. To be fair, that state fucking sucks.
Super into hockey these days. Didn’t feel like going to Detroit tonight. I was gonna go anyway. Get a beer. Whatever. We have a half season for Wings.
Wife tells me she sold the tickets. We seem to be on the same page MOST of the time anyway.
Wife tells me she sold the tickets. We seem to be on the same page MOST of the time anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Super into hockey these days. Didn’t feel like going to Detroit tonight. I was gonna go anyway. Get a beer. Whatever. We have a half season for Wings.
Wife tells me she sold the tickets. We seem to be on the same page MOST of the time anyway.
Wife tells me she sold the tickets. We seem to be on the same page MOST of the time anyway.
“He’s America’s Hitler”
*proceeds to fully suck him off*
*proceeds to fully suck him off*
JD Vance is such a scum sucking bottom feeder the couch is making him sleep on the bed.
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“He’s America’s Hitler”
*proceeds to fully suck him off*
*proceeds to fully suck him off*
I think Big Beautiful Bill was one of Gym Jordan’s wrasslers by the way he talks about it.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I think Big Beautiful Bill was one of Gym Jordan’s wrasslers by the way he talks about it.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.