Ryan of the 365 Movies Hates A.I.
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Amateur movie critic, amateur fantasy novel writer, amateur history buff, pretty much amateur everything. For nuanced and informative takes on gaming and movies, go to Roger Ebert's old site. For dumb shit, click here:
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I've begun the 2nd book in my stupid little series, because I was stuck on the first one. Some chapter titles:
The High Priests
The Time of Monsters
The Paper Daughters
At the Crossroads
The Box in the Mountains
They Who Dream Alone
A Savage Place
The Struggle of Nations
The Dust of Empire
The High Priests
The Time of Monsters
The Paper Daughters
At the Crossroads
The Box in the Mountains
They Who Dream Alone
A Savage Place
The Struggle of Nations
The Dust of Empire
Even if this is true, Larian, every time you push the button to generate one of those ghoulish, shambling husks, you’re thrusting another dagger into the heart of the planet. You are ShinRa from Final Fantasy VII.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Even if this is true, Larian, every time you push the button to generate one of those ghoulish, shambling husks, you’re thrusting another dagger into the heart of the planet. You are ShinRa from Final Fantasy VII.
Re watch! RIP Mr. Reiner
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Re watch! RIP Mr. Reiner
MAGA is not betting that trashing Rob Reiner is a winning political strategy for them. They aren’t thinking in terms of what is good for them. They are simply like this. This is who they are: rabid dogs who are not only incapable of human decency, but also incapable of not being actively awful.
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
MAGA is not betting that trashing Rob Reiner is a winning political strategy for them. They aren’t thinking in terms of what is good for them. They are simply like this. This is who they are: rabid dogs who are not only incapable of human decency, but also incapable of not being actively awful.
My first was Jim Henson. I was quite young. It was as if Kermit himself had died. That introduced me to the idea that famous people COULD die.
As an adult, Roger Ebert, Ray Bradbury and Anthony Bourdain did the most damage.
As an adult, Roger Ebert, Ray Bradbury and Anthony Bourdain did the most damage.
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My first was Jim Henson. I was quite young. It was as if Kermit himself had died. That introduced me to the idea that famous people COULD die.
As an adult, Roger Ebert, Ray Bradbury and Anthony Bourdain did the most damage.
As an adult, Roger Ebert, Ray Bradbury and Anthony Bourdain did the most damage.
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Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
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A Costa Rican way of expressing frustration (similar to “for fuck’s sake”) is me cago en todo lo cagable. It means “I shit on everything that can be shitted on.” I guess you could also translate it as “I shit upon all that is shittable.”
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A Costa Rican way of expressing frustration (similar to “for fuck’s sake”) is me cago en todo lo cagable. It means “I shit on everything that can be shitted on.” I guess you could also translate it as “I shit upon all that is shittable.”
I didn’t read anything about this, but it doesn’t matter. It’s already one of my most anticipated 2026 movies, anyway.
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Steven Spielberg’s Emily Blunt & Josh O’Connor UFO Movie Unveils Trailer & Title
The new title and trailer for Steven Spielberg's summer 2026 movie has been unveiled.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I didn’t read anything about this, but it doesn’t matter. It’s already one of my most anticipated 2026 movies, anyway.
deadline.com/2025/12/stev...
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Entire generations will never know the joy of sifting through a dusty spinner rack full of crumbling short story collections in a hole-in-the-wall used bookshop, and we will all be poorer for it.
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Last Call for Mass Market Paperbacks
After years of steady sales declines, the format will largely disappear next year.
www.publishersweekly.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Entire generations will never know the joy of sifting through a dusty spinner rack full of crumbling short story collections in a hole-in-the-wall used bookshop, and we will all be poorer for it.
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Should have brought a tissue to this one, because it’s rare to see grief so well-expressed. Mescal is effective, but it’s Buckley who is transcendent, at times steely and at others fragile. The film is visually beautiful and makes a distant part of history seem real and present in our own lives.
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Should have brought a tissue to this one, because it’s rare to see grief so well-expressed. Mescal is effective, but it’s Buckley who is transcendent, at times steely and at others fragile. The film is visually beautiful and makes a distant part of history seem real and present in our own lives.
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No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
Just a reminder: don’t repost Trump’s disgusting remarks about Rob Reiner. Don’t link articles about it. Don’t quote it, not even to rage at it. He is a sad, pathetic little man who craves attention. Deny it and he’ll collapse.
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just a reminder: don’t repost Trump’s disgusting remarks about Rob Reiner. Don’t link articles about it. Don’t quote it, not even to rage at it. He is a sad, pathetic little man who craves attention. Deny it and he’ll collapse.
So is The Princess Bride just a millennial thing? Because I notice many news outlets are leaving it out of Reiner’s Greatest Hits reel, and for me, at least, that is THE movie among his oeuvre.
a man in a black costume is standing next to a woman in a field .
ALT: a man in a black costume is standing next to a woman in a field .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So is The Princess Bride just a millennial thing? Because I notice many news outlets are leaving it out of Reiner’s Greatest Hits reel, and for me, at least, that is THE movie among his oeuvre.
As you wish.
we should all watch a rob reiner movie tomorrow, this entire site, just pick one and put it on at like 8pm est
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
As you wish.
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Incredible timing that Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are co-starring in a movie when the former's press quotes are like "I Googled racism last night and it turns out it's a thumbs down" and the latter's are like "Voltaire said we must strangle the last king with the bowels of the last priest”
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Incredible timing that Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are co-starring in a movie when the former's press quotes are like "I Googled racism last night and it turns out it's a thumbs down" and the latter's are like "Voltaire said we must strangle the last king with the bowels of the last priest”
From Outer Space!
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
From Outer Space!
I’m just having a little fun at you all’s expense here, but when someone says their favorite movie is something insanely popular like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, I DO tend to wonder if they’ve seen other movies.
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m just having a little fun at you all’s expense here, but when someone says their favorite movie is something insanely popular like Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, I DO tend to wonder if they’ve seen other movies.
Your head is on fire, your hands are getting weak
We all, we all get stupid in the heat
We all, we all get stupid in the heat
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Your head is on fire, your hands are getting weak
We all, we all get stupid in the heat
We all, we all get stupid in the heat
Are comics and video games now the best bet if you want to take a really wild swing with a new concept? That’s nuts if true, because both mediums are notorious for being hard to get into, easy to fail at and having tight profit margins. If most popular artistic ideas are there, that’s precarious.
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Are comics and video games now the best bet if you want to take a really wild swing with a new concept? That’s nuts if true, because both mediums are notorious for being hard to get into, easy to fail at and having tight profit margins. If most popular artistic ideas are there, that’s precarious.
I fear I’ve made it as far as I’m going to in Donkey Kong Country Returns without invoking Super Kong to pass an especially annoying stage. Most stages have brilliant design, but any one-hit-and-you’re-dead stages, mostly mine cart ones, get annoying fast. I did get through 3 worlds by myself.
donkey kong is wearing a red tie with dk on it
ALT: donkey kong is wearing a red tie with dk on it
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I fear I’ve made it as far as I’m going to in Donkey Kong Country Returns without invoking Super Kong to pass an especially annoying stage. Most stages have brilliant design, but any one-hit-and-you’re-dead stages, mostly mine cart ones, get annoying fast. I did get through 3 worlds by myself.
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
Actually, if you look around, you’ll probably find a shop that sells disgusting sodas from all over the country. I have one near me where you can get mustard and bbq wing flavors. God bless America!
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Actually, if you look around, you’ll probably find a shop that sells disgusting sodas from all over the country. I have one near me where you can get mustard and bbq wing flavors. God bless America!