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Rory
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Rugby, despair, getting lost on mountainsides, occasionally all three combined.
ローリーさん、静岡県に住んで
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one of those things that forever shifted my view of George Lucas and made me realize he didn't really know what he was doing in the later movies:

the so-called "Jedi robes" are just clothes that normal people on Tatooine wear, as seen in Star Wars (1977)
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I have a lukewarm but I think probably still incendiary take, but it's 1:30am so I'm gonna go to sleep instead
February 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
What
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I've run the numbers through a quantum supercomputer and it says if McCloskey wasn't playing today, Ireland would currently be losing 407-0
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Playing L'amour Toujours on the PA system just reminding the crowd of the end of uncut gems, a fate preferable to this game
February 14, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Are there any swords in the Aviva? Because this is a good time for seppuku
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The niggle in this game is alarming, coz it suggests the Ireland forwards are actually up for the fight, they're just losing badly
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Incredible streak man
February 11, 2026 at 6:49 AM
It's like they want to lose to Reform I swear?
"People like me, people like Pat that come onto programs like this are going to be supportive of people that we have worked closely with"

Asked about Pat McFadden defending Morgan McSweeney keeping his job yesterday, Baroness Jacqui Smith accidentally says the quiet bit out loud
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Snowed here for the first time in 12 years yesterday and I'm not joking I failed to drive to work.
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Put on some YouTube video about one hit wonders and it's just funny how many of them aren't even what I'd have thought the artists most famous songs are.
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Sorry the winter Olympics can't be real, ski jumpers are putting lip filler in their dicks for performance advantage?
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
If Ireland had just attacked, defended, scrummed and kicked better, a losing bonus point could have been within reach
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Timoney scoring a try when the game is so far gone he can't even pretend to be happy about it sums up his whole Ireland career
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Everyone's been bad and nothing is going right, but one player just makes being bad look worse than everyone else.
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Only positive from that half for Ireland is they didn't do any attacking so if that's shit too or not remains unknown
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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He just tweeted it out …
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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LSE alumnus in the news
Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, son of former Libyan dictator, killed in attack
Son and heir-apparent of former strongman Muammer Gaddafi targeted by ‘unknown assailants’ at his home in Zintan
www.ft.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:39 AM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Comparing your own thoughts to a machine that is an amalgamation of stolen copies of your previous thoughts is weird like
A journalistic low point
February 2, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Damn guess my suggestion of hunting posh people for sport has made it back to the UK
Fabulous 10/10 no notes
January 31, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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9-9-6 was a Chinese term invented mostly to show how depressing and lifeless work culture was; watching softbrained AI guys adopt it as an ideal is ... well, entirely predictable
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 AM