Rob Forbes
@robforbes.bsky.social
Award-winning broadcaster of 20+ years. Humanist.
"Gives the best hugs".
Other interests available on request.
(He/Him) 🇿🇦🌍
"Gives the best hugs".
Other interests available on request.
(He/Him) 🇿🇦🌍
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Rob Forbes
@robforbes.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Hi ZA friends
I've put a list of South African news organisations that are on here together, if you 're looking for one.
Will update as more outlets arrive #SouthAfrica #News
bsky.app/profile/did:...
I've put a list of South African news organisations that are on here together, if you 're looking for one.
Will update as more outlets arrive #SouthAfrica #News
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Sounds like a good bunny to me.
Bad Bunny got emotional when asked who first believed in him, crediting his mother’s support before his career took off.
"I have to say my mom. She believed in me ... She believed that I could be a good person, you know?"
"I have to say my mom. She believed in me ... She believed that I could be a good person, you know?"
February 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Sounds like a good bunny to me.
The wallpaper in the bathrooms of the club I'm in...
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The wallpaper in the bathrooms of the club I'm in...
Saw someone out in a MAGA hat, in Johannesburg, tonight. He went home on his Vespa.
Yanks, come fetch your fucking boy. He's not welcome around here...
Yanks, come fetch your fucking boy. He's not welcome around here...
February 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Saw someone out in a MAGA hat, in Johannesburg, tonight. He went home on his Vespa.
Yanks, come fetch your fucking boy. He's not welcome around here...
Yanks, come fetch your fucking boy. He's not welcome around here...
Is that the cumulative death-toll estimate?
Dr Oz: "We project that America will lose about 100 million pounds this year, which will make folks a lot healthier."
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Is that the cumulative death-toll estimate?
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GET HIM.
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
GET HIM.
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That‘s the spirit.
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
That‘s the spirit.
Why is there literally never a fact-correcting follow-up question?
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Why is there literally never a fact-correcting follow-up question?
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They should invent laws that rich people have to follow.
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
They should invent laws that rich people have to follow.
That dirty fucking pedo called many of us "shit-hole countries".
The US owes the rest of us an apology in future.
The US owes the rest of us an apology in future.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
That dirty fucking pedo called many of us "shit-hole countries".
The US owes the rest of us an apology in future.
The US owes the rest of us an apology in future.
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
I heard the name is changing to they/themville.
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I heard the name is changing to they/themville.
It hates pedos.
The sun is experiencing a violent solar storm, releasing one of the strongest solar flares seen in the past 30 years
The sun just unleashed its most powerful solar flare in years
The sun is experiencing a violent solar storm, releasing one of the strongest solar flares seen in the past 30 years
www.scientificamerican.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
It hates pedos.
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I see that Axios has gone from "lazy reporting" to "zero reporting"
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I see that Axios has gone from "lazy reporting" to "zero reporting"
Today would've been my brother's 38th bday, and there's a timeline where he'd still be here, and my dad hasn't had a catastrophic stroke and is stuck in bed unable to speak or walk. Instead we'd all be chatting and laughing and drinking wine.
Today I'm really missing that version of a life.
Today I'm really missing that version of a life.
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Today would've been my brother's 38th bday, and there's a timeline where he'd still be here, and my dad hasn't had a catastrophic stroke and is stuck in bed unable to speak or walk. Instead we'd all be chatting and laughing and drinking wine.
Today I'm really missing that version of a life.
Today I'm really missing that version of a life.
He's in the Epstein files, mailing Jeff about "pussy being low-cal" and how much he wishes he could tell people about how wild Epstein's life is.
@cbsnews.com @bariweiss.skystack.xyz All the best people, huh?
@cbsnews.com @bariweiss.skystack.xyz All the best people, huh?
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
He's in the Epstein files, mailing Jeff about "pussy being low-cal" and how much he wishes he could tell people about how wild Epstein's life is.
@cbsnews.com @bariweiss.skystack.xyz All the best people, huh?
@cbsnews.com @bariweiss.skystack.xyz All the best people, huh?
And if my grandmother had wheels, she would be a bike.
Musk: There is a possible future where Optimus and space AI vastly exceed the current goods & services output of Earth.
January 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
And if my grandmother had wheels, she would be a bike.
Shitty men perform masculinity exclusively to impress other shitty men. You'll never change my mind.
You wanna know what a "real" man would do? Be there for his wife & kids. Help with bathtime. Read to his kids. Spend time with his partner. Be someone other people can rely on.
That's a man.
You wanna know what a "real" man would do? Be there for his wife & kids. Help with bathtime. Read to his kids. Spend time with his partner. Be someone other people can rely on.
That's a man.
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Shitty men perform masculinity exclusively to impress other shitty men. You'll never change my mind.
You wanna know what a "real" man would do? Be there for his wife & kids. Help with bathtime. Read to his kids. Spend time with his partner. Be someone other people can rely on.
That's a man.
You wanna know what a "real" man would do? Be there for his wife & kids. Help with bathtime. Read to his kids. Spend time with his partner. Be someone other people can rely on.
That's a man.
Was their name Minister Kroketten?
Every time this post is shared, I have to defend my ancestors and correct this nonsense.
We did not eat our prime minister (Grand Pensionary)... we only had a little nibble.
We did not eat our prime minister (Grand Pensionary)... we only had a little nibble.
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Was their name Minister Kroketten?
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The Global South reading this headline like 👀 👀 👀
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 PM
The Global South reading this headline like 👀 👀 👀
The Benfica goalkeeper just scored a header off a freekick to beat Real Madrid and put Benfica into the knockout round of the UCL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
The Benfica goalkeeper just scored a header off a freekick to beat Real Madrid and put Benfica into the knockout round of the UCL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've heard that if Bovino is tried and convicted, he might be sentenced to mousetrap.
January 27, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I've heard that if Bovino is tried and convicted, he might be sentenced to mousetrap.
This camelCase is called Dromedary.
This CamelCase is called Bactrian.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
This CamelCase is called Bactrian.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 PM
This camelCase is called Dromedary.
This CamelCase is called Bactrian.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
This CamelCase is called Bactrian.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.