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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub https://theonion.com/study-89-of-husbands-planning-to-surprise-wife-on-val-1823006999/
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub https://theonion.com/study-89-of-husbands-planning-to-surprise-wife-on-val-1823006999/
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“This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said FBI director Kash Patel
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Gu...
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February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said FBI director Kash Patel
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“Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long and will easily trick the commander-in-chief into believing Mexico has deployed nuclear weapons on the U.S. border,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
SAN FRANCISCO—Heralding what it called a “bold new age” in warping the mind of the nation’s elderly leader, OpenAI introduced a new premium video generator Thursday marketed toward White House advisor...
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February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long and will easily trick the commander-in-chief into believing Mexico has deployed nuclear weapons on the U.S. border,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
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If I'm a team, I don't care about the financial penalty, if it means I get a crack at the Top 2 in the draft, and thus an opportunity to select a budding superstar who will earn me hundreds of millions.
"Oh no, you're fining me $500K? Remind me to fake cry as I rummage through the couch cushions."
"Oh no, you're fining me $500K? Remind me to fake cry as I rummage through the couch cushions."
The NBA fined the Utah Jazz $500,000 for conduct detrimental to the league and the Indiana Pacers $100,000 for violating the Player Participation Policy. Full details below.
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If I'm a team, I don't care about the financial penalty, if it means I get a crack at the Top 2 in the draft, and thus an opportunity to select a budding superstar who will earn me hundreds of millions.
"Oh no, you're fining me $500K? Remind me to fake cry as I rummage through the couch cushions."
"Oh no, you're fining me $500K? Remind me to fake cry as I rummage through the couch cushions."
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NBA fines Utah Jazz $500,000, Indiana Pacers $100,000 for "overt" tanking
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/nba...
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/nba...
NBA fines Utah Jazz $500,000, Indiana Pacers $100,000 for overt tanking
Utah had played Jaren Jackson Jr. and Lauri Markkanen 25 minutes through three quarters, then pulled them in the fourth.
www.nbcsports.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
NBA fines Utah Jazz $500,000, Indiana Pacers $100,000 for "overt" tanking
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/nba...
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/nba...
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Also, if you need a QB in this draft class and you aren’t the Raiders, no you don’t
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Also, if you need a QB in this draft class and you aren’t the Raiders, no you don’t
There’s no reason to believe there will be legitimate elections this November. Act accordingly.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
President Trump’s administration “has taken dozens of actions to undermine elections that, together, show that an attempted election ‘takeover’ may be underway,” Sean Morales-Doyle writes.
President Trump’s administration “has taken dozens of actions to undermine elections that, together, show that an attempted election ‘takeover’ may be underway,” Sean Morales-Doyle writes.
Opinion | Trump Can’t Cancel Elections. He Could Undermine Them.
Mr. Trump’s attempted election takeover is already underway.
nyti.ms
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
There’s no reason to believe there will be legitimate elections this November. Act accordingly.
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"This is a time where we just cannot trust the words of our federal officials," her attorney said at a news conference. https://to.pbs.org/3Og5SHe
Lawyers of Chicago woman shot by federal agents say documents show how DHS lies about investigations
Marimar Martinez, a teaching assistant and U.S. citizen, was shot five times by a Border Patrol agent in October while in her vehicle. She was charged with a felony after Homeland Security officials a...
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February 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
"This is a time where we just cannot trust the words of our federal officials," her attorney said at a news conference. https://to.pbs.org/3Og5SHe
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Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/
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Compared with the CBO's analysis this time last year, the fiscal outlook has deteriorated modestly. https://to.pbs.org/4bQ2qgq
Federal deficits and debt will worsen over next decade, Congressional Budget Office finds
Congressional Budget Office projections also indicate that inflation doesn't hit the Federal Reserve’s 2% target rate until 2030.
to.pbs.org
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Compared with the CBO's analysis this time last year, the fiscal outlook has deteriorated modestly. https://to.pbs.org/4bQ2qgq
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Freelancer Loves Being Able To Barely Scrape By Livelihood On Own Schedule https://theonion.com/freelancer-loves-being-able-to-barely-scrape-by-livelih-1819579667/
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Freelancer Loves Being Able To Barely Scrape By Livelihood On Own Schedule https://theonion.com/freelancer-loves-being-able-to-barely-scrape-by-livelih-1819579667/
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Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age https://theonion.com/revival-of-internship-program-heralds-ceos-daughter-coming-of-age/
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age https://theonion.com/revival-of-internship-program-heralds-ceos-daughter-coming-of-age/
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matt nagy, greg roman, brian callahan offensive brain trust? do my eyes deceive me?
Rap: Giants to hire Brian Callahan as QBs coach, passing game coordinator.
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
matt nagy, greg roman, brian callahan offensive brain trust? do my eyes deceive me?
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Watching all those fourth quarters from the bench must be exhausting.
Jazz say Lauri Markkanen will rest tomorrow vs. SAC, while Keyonte George remains out with his right ankle sprain.
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Watching all those fourth quarters from the bench must be exhausting.
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GOP Strategist Reminds Legislators There’s No Bad Ideas For Suppressing Black Vote https://theonion.com/gop-strategist-reminds-legislators-there-s-no-bad-ideas-1846449362/
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
GOP Strategist Reminds Legislators There’s No Bad Ideas For Suppressing Black Vote https://theonion.com/gop-strategist-reminds-legislators-there-s-no-bad-ideas-1846449362/
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This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Another possible headline:
59% of Americans are completely delusional!
59% of Americans are completely delusional!
In 2025, only about 59% of Americans gave high ratings when asked to evaluate how good their life will be in about five years, the lowest annual measure since Gallup began asking this question almost 20 years ago. https://to.pbs.org/3MxuWJg
New Gallup poll reveals depth of Americans' gloom about the future
In 2025, only about 59% of Americans gave high ratings when asked to evaluate how good their life will be in about five years, the lowest annual measure since Gallup began asking this question almost ...
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February 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Another possible headline:
59% of Americans are completely delusional!
59% of Americans are completely delusional!
Everything is fine.
The report, issued by the Commerce Department on Tuesday, surprised economists who were looking for growth despite mounting concerns about slowing job growth, uncertainty about President Donald Trump's tariffs and other economic headwinds.
https://to.pbs.org/4kq7slL
https://to.pbs.org/4kq7slL
Retail sales flat in December from November, closing out year on a lackluster tone
The report, issued by the Commerce Department on Tuesday, surprised economists who were looking for growth despite mounting concerns about a slowing job growth, uncertainty about President Donald Trum...
www.pbs.org
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Everything is fine.
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Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/
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This is the closest thing I've seen to real consequences for any American in the Epstein files
Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This is the closest thing I've seen to real consequences for any American in the Epstein files
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Nostalgic Warden Has Seen 3 Generations Of Family Come Through Prison https://theonion.com/nostalgic-warden-has-seen-3-generations-of-family-come-1819574637/
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nostalgic Warden Has Seen 3 Generations Of Family Come Through Prison https://theonion.com/nostalgic-warden-has-seen-3-generations-of-family-come-1819574637/
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Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/