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charlotte 🍂
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WOW! Chat is gonna game do RUN from Thor!!
This is the full Balatro streaming experience.
Thanks for sending me this, goblins.
January 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Great to see President Trump draining the swamp by finally taking on Big Missing And Exploited Children special interests.
January 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Alex, give me Chinese shill for 100.
Can someone explain to me how a 100% tariff on chips from Taiwan is good policy?

Only country that could benefit is South Korea. Onshore chip production is still years away from delivering to US market. What can this possibly accomplish except raising prices for consumers?
January 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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NEW: My staff has confirmed reports that Medicaid portals are down in all 50 states following last night's federal funding freeze. This is a blatant attempt to rip away health care from millions of Americans overnight and will get people killed.
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The federal government's new top HR attorney has said "Consent is probably modern society’s most pernicious fetish" and "Slaves owe us reparations," according to a new report from @pogo.org. www.pogo.org/investigatio...
“Raging Misogynist” Now Federal Government H.R.’s Top Lawyer
The Office of Personnel Management’s new general counsel has a history of racist and sexist social media posts.
www.pogo.org
January 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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"china wins by doing absolutely nothing" was not on my bingo card for JANUARY
January 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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By erasing it, or trying to, they make it more memorable. The Internet is written in indelible ink.
January 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Tech bros out here thinking ‘dystopia but with Wi-Fi’ is a personality. Just wait until they invent a microwave that tweets your Hot Pocket’s feelings.
January 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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So OpenAI are already deeply unprofitable and had to raise one of their sub tiers to $200, then some random Chinese company comes out and releases something that does exactly what their product does for free. Extremely funny shit. Altman is cooked.
January 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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It’s really funny that they got stuck in a dick measuring contest over who has more GPUs and never stopped to be like “what if we just tried to make this more efficient” and got owned by the Chinese
January 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I wonder if it runs as fast as the school children running away from Marques Brownlee’s speeding vehicle?
Really interesting video - Breaking down roughly what the bill of materials for my 2025 dream phone would actually cost

- 6000mah battery: $13
- 120Hz LTPO AMOLED: $35
- S24 Ultra back cams: $80
- 1TB, 16GB RAM: $90
- Snapdragon 8 Elite: $190
- Packaging: $30

Total: ~$500

youtu.be/bny2NJkJGXc?...
We made MKBHD's Dream Phone
YouTube video by Nothing
youtu.be
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is how Europeans think Americans post lmao
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dc 23!!!!!!!

WE’RE HEADED TO NEW ORLEANS!!!!

#FlyEaglesFly !!!!!!
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January 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Throat Coat is Better
January 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I get like boycotting bad companies and avoiding them but people forget that buying from bad companies is kinda inevitable.
I know absolutely nothing about what Yogi has done and I’m sure the dude who posted didn’t either. Stop attacking him lmao (Not talking abt the person I’m QRing!!)
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
They don’t know this but Asbestos actually makes you tougher. Scientists just can’t handle the FACTS. #FactsDontCareAboutYourFeelings
I used to chew on asbestos and it toughened me up.
January 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up:
- Licking lead paint off the walls
- Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump
- Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored
And you turned out fine!!!!
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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My personal fave was when Apple assumed our Wordle score shares was a new year’s countdown
January 27, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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WH must have used AI as well - “Columbia”
January 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If Elon Musk existed in real life, Luffy would kick his ass.
January 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM