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RobotLemur

@robotlemur.bsky.social

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He/him. Cubs and Chicago sports. Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Robots. Nerd culture.

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RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 15h

I can offer a unique intersection

Street sign for the corner of Virginville and Witchcraft roads in front of a verdant field on a partly cloudy day

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 15h

You beat me to Virginville—I was looking through my stored photos

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 21h

Keeping with the PA theme

Mars, PA sign

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Pat Murphy looks like there’s a Reddit for geologists where they discuss the processes that shaped his face

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Where is he? Hiding behind that male model?

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Cubs could use Hippo Vaughn on Saturday, is he in shape?

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

I’m watching that Phils replay. He had to turn his entire body to throw to first. I don’t think he’d have gotten him. The throw home was not bad but I don’t think throwing to first would have been an out

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

This win and Javy having a big game…this is the happiest I’ve felt as a sports fan since a certain night in 2016

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

They do love us after all

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

I’m having emotions

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing that sucks about the Cubs winning today is that Tom Ricketts got to smile

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

It seems like they are not giving up and they want happiness for us

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Speaking for all Cubs fans, we are blinded by emotion and are ready to be hurt again

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Too much God

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

They have to stop every 3 outs to fight crime

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Whatever it is, we know Counsell will be thinking about how to get 27 outs and that might not mean more than 5 hitters for any one pitcher

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

I’m chewing on this. I know the Cubs are really worried about lefties against Rea. But who else would it be? Maybe open with a lefty and bring in Rea after 4 or 5 batters? Then use a righty to make Murphy burn a couple of lefties, Rea for 2 and Pomeranz against those lefties?

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Take off the needles so it’s a Skeletree

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

YESSSS

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going to increase the text size so I can read this

Hey!

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

It doesn’t matter Tucker can hit homers again so he’s going to hit a homer every at-bat until they win the World Series

I’m drunk

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Pat Murphy looks like the Sandman from the Spider-Man comics and the last thing he touched was a Neanderthal

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Pat Murphy’s face is the equivalent of the Brewers stadium roof because sometimes you wonder if maybe it never got finished

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Pat Murphy looks like what a middle schooler would draw the night before his art assignment was due

RobotLemur @robotlemur.bsky.social · 1d

Pat Murphy looks like a great artist decided to sculpt a Greek God and knew it would take a long time but he died on the first day