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My autocorrect keeps capitalizing Hope like I’m a Victorian illustrator who always personifies his concepts as comely maidens with sashes and lanterns
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
There should be a debonair way to signal to the servers at a restaurant that you are nasty and they should not clear your plates until you leave
January 23, 2026 at 2:12 AM
“City pop” the most ambiguous name for a genre and yet. that shit sure aint country
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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I’m doing dry January (a month of straight faced, witty observational posts, delivered with minimal effort)
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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Every month for the last 5 or so years I've been drafting the Escape Industry Newsletter! Anyway, January 2026's is now live :)

escapeindustry.com/issues/janua...
🔑 Escape Industry News | January 2026
escapeindustry.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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Trainer #6
January 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
🎶 Sweet Child O’ Mine / Good times never seemed so good
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
How much am I allowed to shirk family vacation obligations this weekend to hide in the hotel room and help with Mystery Hunt
January 15, 2026 at 11:19 AM
view from a pagoda at Sun Moon Lake
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The tawainese night market whips ass
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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Sailor mars knight sketch:
January 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Time to escape asakusa
January 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
18 hours in japan so far and my favourite things are the curry and the toilets, just to give you a sense of my priorities
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
for whatever reason Metric's EP Plug In, Plug Out is unavailable on Spotify, but you can still listen to it on Soundcloud:

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Plug In Plug Out
An EP of acoustic recordings.
soundcloud.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
when i said i wanted to start getting up earlier, that was not me asking for the fire alarm to go off at 7:30
January 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Today's visit to the Curio Emporium allows you to test your knowledge of late 1950s American public service announcement campaigns. Guest starring Smokey the Bear!

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january 3: the ad council for public service, 1957
Look, January 8, 1957 . Since 1942, the Ad Council has presented Americans with public service announcements ranging from Smokey the Bear...
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January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets.

Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
BREAKING: Venezuela’s government has accused the US of launching attacks on civilian and military installations across several states, rejecting what it described as a "military aggression," according to an official statement.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/p3fqh2
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Unsure why my new battery pack has bear pride but I guess I’m not mad at it
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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favorite cookie place just unionized, before the company expanded nationally. hell yeah.
Craig's Cookies workers to unionize at 5 Toronto stores | CBC News
Nearly 90 employees of Craig’s Cookies have voted to unionize across five shops in Toronto as the Canadian cookie chain expands nationally.
www.cbc.ca
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Happy 2026, Toronto! 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
2025 movies i liked
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM