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Rodney Marques
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He/Him
Marques like Karl, not Marques like Gorka
Artistic, autistic
Likes Half Man Half Biscuit
I've got some hair.
You need to accept that—get on with it.
Pinned
This gets worse for Sir Keir Starmer.

In a couple of years, second, third, fourth, and fifth will be swapping from poll to poll with all of them in the 13-18% range. This gives Green the three Manchester seats.

Your Party will focus on high profile/front bench seats.

That's what I think, anyway
➡️ Reform lead by 16%, their largest ever advantage in an opinion poll.

This would give them 407 seats on the custom nowcast model, a majority of 164.

electionmaps.uk/nowcast/custom
I see that fraggle Nick Buckley is standing for Advance UK in Gorton and Denton. Anyone know how hard he's campaigning/if he's getting any traction as a local candidate? He got 7.6% as an independent in the GM metro mayor election, so hopefully he can take a few votes off Matt 'Bus Wanker' Goodwin?
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Misogyny exists in leftist spaces. Antiblackness exists in leftist spaces. LOTS of pushback when pointing out that antisemitism, too, exists in leftist spaces. Which is itself interesting.
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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shut the fuck up the women are speaking!!!
February 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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The disgustingly trans-hostile UK media are now hounding a trans doctor - who has already had the media spotlight on her as a victim of transphobia - because she’s decided to quit and flee the country to get away from the relentless transphobia! 😣😖

The UK media are BULLIES! 😤
February 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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it costs around £2,250 per month to send a kid to the school Josh attended. imagine having £2,250 a month to spare after paying your essential bills. these people never should have been near the Labour Party.
Simons is a posh Tory boy squatting in the ostensible party of workers. no movement worth anything will ever have him in it.
Josh Simons has refused to answer a single question from Democracy for Sale for 10 days

Now he is saying that the ‘PRCA is investigating’ so nothing else to see here

If he was so ‘distressed’ by the reports he commissioned why is he ok with a voluntary PR trade body being the only accountability?
February 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Simons is a posh Tory boy squatting in the ostensible party of workers. no movement worth anything will ever have him in it.
Josh Simons has refused to answer a single question from Democracy for Sale for 10 days

Now he is saying that the ‘PRCA is investigating’ so nothing else to see here

If he was so ‘distressed’ by the reports he commissioned why is he ok with a voluntary PR trade body being the only accountability?
February 15, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Actual historical photo of Wes Streeting getting his weekly injection of the blood of trans children to maintain his plastic sheen.
Wealth Secretary little Wesley Streeting had a scare yesterday when it was revealed he was running low on evil. Luckily there was no shortage of colleagues available to provide a transfusion.

"I feel much better now," the piss minion muttered.
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
February 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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This is coming out in IMAX and I’m skipping it. This is how serious you know I am.
Don't forget, we're not watching Scream 7. They fired Melissa Barrera for rightfully calling the genocide of Palestinians what it is: a genocide.
February 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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#BREAKING | Ex-Israeli spy Ari Ben Menashe confirms Epstein was affiliated with the Israeli intelligence

“Israel would deny it, but Jeffrey Epstein was put straight with the Israelis by Robert Maxwell at the time, in military intelligence.”
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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*cough*

A new Section 28 on steroids for trans kids.

Refusal to ban conversion therapy, and actually replace swathes of trans healthcare with it.

Trans people's human rights and ability to exist in society under grave threat.

Appointing another radicalised transphobic zealot to run the EHRC.
February 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Once I had a laptop that was working really slowly so I tried to fix it by uninstalling as much stuff as I could but I didn't understand what I was working with so I uninstalled all the stuff that made it function as a laptop and it died completely.
New blogpost: After Starmer - The PM will almost certainly resign this year. His legacy will be a leadership contest shorn of politics leading to electoral oblivion. The Labour Party has entered the terminal stage.
fromarsetoelbow.blogspot.com/2026/02/afte...
After Starmer
Liberal commentators remain baffled as to why the Prime Minister is so widely hated.
fromarsetoelbow.blogspot.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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There’s an old Iannucci sketch where a guy accidentally nails his hand to a wardrobe he’s making. Rather than admit to his wife that he’s done it, he pretends to be working on it all night. In the morning, he takes the wardrobe outside and puts it and himself into a skip, and is taken to the dump.
New blogpost: After Starmer - The PM will almost certainly resign this year. His legacy will be a leadership contest shorn of politics leading to electoral oblivion. The Labour Party has entered the terminal stage.
fromarsetoelbow.blogspot.com/2026/02/afte...
After Starmer
Liberal commentators remain baffled as to why the Prime Minister is so widely hated.
fromarsetoelbow.blogspot.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Fantastic.This is like Alan Sugar's Teasmade + Fax + Doorstop. #1980s
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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This is so so weird. Are they saying Zack Polanski is a loser for never doing drugs or are they saying drugs are bad?
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Everybody, I give you Reforms absolutely best attempt:
This is so so weird. Are they saying Zack Polanski is a loser for never doing drugs or are they saying drugs are bad?
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Who's on free kicks?
Trippier
*playing a theremin* Who's on free kicks?
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Should I consider the overwhelming evidence that my guy is useless, and the possibility I was wrong?

NO! Push that down into a ball and bitterly complain that The New Statesmen, a magazine that reports on UK politics, reporting on UK politics, is some kind of witch hunt, instead—that's healthy.
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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When David Cameron said The Queen is Dead was his favourite album Johnny Marr tweeted "Stop saying that you like The Smiths, no you don't, I forbid you to like it." within what felt like seconds.

No word from Noel, as yet, I can't help but notice.
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
It's like Matt Goodwin's campaign is being run by one of the teams on The Apprentice.

No notes.
February 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Matt Goodwin driving up and down the extremely non-residential end of Ashton Old Road with a loudspeaker is such a tell that he's never been there before. That's a product of googling "main road Gorton".
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Ah yes, ye ancient English statue of Totes Awk
Metropolitan Police: “Unusual circumstances.”
February 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM