monstro ELISASUE 💜
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monstro ELISASUE 💜
@rodsborges.bsky.social
Professional Rods impersonator
This is why I can't leave that place
July 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
idk if it's a right now thing but before i die there will definitely be at least one pope who's a furry
April 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Was conclave a documentary
April 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I hadn't even accounted for the fact he died on Easter Sunday LMAO like ok diva! Pull focus!
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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absolutely bodied by luxembourgish
April 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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how do you say “diva down” in Latin
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
michelangelo not sculpting men with bbls impossible challenge
Christ Resurrected by Michelangelo.
April 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Amen
April 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
SSRIs ain't got nothing on the TS Madison episode of the bald and the beautiful
April 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
What's happening lmfao
April 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Fentanyl use plunges because the cartels realize there’s more money in coffee
something I haven't seen yet: isn't a massive increase in the range of goods worth smuggling going to be a big boost to exactly the kind of cross-border organized crime the WH claims it wants to stop?
April 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?

casey anthony: so many
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Jason Isaacs sensing some people were bored with his storyline:
March 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This edit is frying me so bad
March 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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February 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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conspiring to arrange events in precisely the right way for Conclave to win best picture has been exhausting work I feel like gay Guy Fawkes
February 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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WaPo about the TPUSA grifter who promotes vaccines cause autism conspiracies and features episodes discouraging toothpaste and cancer screenings while also preaching that LGBTQ+ people should be barred from having children and fantasizes about publicly executing immigrants: “wellness influencer”
February 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
oomf could take em out with his mouth
This is one of the hardest pictures I’ve ever seen
February 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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did the doctor from arrested development write this
Pope Francis passed another peaceful night in hospital, "got up and had breakfast in his armchair", the Vatican said Thursday, the day after reporting a slight improvement in his condition.
https://u.afp.com/SotH
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM