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Author Romie Stott, who is the same person as filmmaker and musician Romie Faienza. Poetry editor at Strange Horizons. Texan in Massachusetts. Capisco italiano un po. ⚥ Sign up for my mailing list at romiesays.kit.com.
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You should trust Gillian, who is brilliant.

You can order the book in many places, including through the Strange Horizons affiliate link: bookshop.org/a/114270/978...
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I got “Nothing in the Basement” by @romiesays.bsky.social at Readercon. I sped through it and can’t stop thinking about it. Absolute banger of a haunted house story. 🏚️ #amreading #horror
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My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.

Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago

Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
romiesays.bsky.social
I am a fan of and contributor to this kickstarter (although I can't take credit for commissioning this specific very fun poem). It's a fun chapbook! You should prepurchase!
theotheradamford.bsky.social
KICKSTARTER UPDATE: 19 days to go and we’ve hit $1000 thanks to someone picking the “i will write a poem about your favourite superhero” reward. So here’s a poem I wrote about superheroes. If you want to help me make this book visit www.tinyurl.com/choosing-sides. #romspaceknight #speculativepoetry
romiesays.bsky.social
Anecdatally, I know some, but we all got divorces. Seems like you can be a working mom as long as you don't have to wife on top of it.
romiesays.bsky.social
I was thinking it happened in Jason and the Argonauts, but I guess that was harpies.
romiesays.bsky.social
*I'm* disappointed because when *I* saw the news about the Nobel Peace Prize, *I* thought it was going to the SF writer Carmen Maria Machado, and I was very proud of her. I'm still very proud of her. Read her stuff. Here's a small part of it.
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Carmen Maria Machado
<a href="http://carmenmariamachado.com/">Carmen Maria Machado</a>'s debut short story collection, <cite>Her Body and Other Parties</cite>, is forthcoming from Graywolf Press in October 2017. Her ficti...
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romiesays.bsky.social
My favorite poem I've read in a bit?
iid.bsky.social
fascinating subheader choices on the dismemberment article wiki editors
romiesays.bsky.social
It's surprisingly satisfying to think "not only am I not stupid enough to do that, but even if I was, I couldn't!" One of my favorite underrated feelings.
romiesays.bsky.social
But in a more Taylor-Swifty cadence, I have a great love of this lyric from "Many a New Day" in Oklahoma (lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II):

Never have I wandered through the rye
Wondering where has some guy gone
Many a new day will dawn before I do

The way the lyric and the music go together!
romiesays.bsky.social
There are several books I read as a teen, including The Firm and Rising Sun, where I can't tell whether they were meh, or whether I simply had no frame of reference.

Still feel annoyed by Othello and The Scarlet Letter for similar reasons. (but Beloved and Crime and Punishment were relatable.)
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Nothing in the Basement is now available on Kindle (and Kindle Unlimited)! But somehow it has been misfiled as for ages 12-18. (Working on fixing this.) I don't think it would be traumatizing for someone that age, but I don't think it would make much sense to them.

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Nothing in the Basement
Nothing in the Basement [Stott, Romie] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Nothing in the Basement
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romiesays.bsky.social
I find Isaiah 54 useful when arguing with Christian pro-natalists. One could say God's speaking metaphorically about Israel, but he's literally saying childless women are his favorites and he will destroy anybody who assembles against them. Some real good lines.

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Bible Gateway passage: Isaiah 54 - New King James Version
A Perpetual Covenant of Peace - “Sing, O barren, You who have not borne! Break forth into singing, and cry aloud, You who have not labored with child! For more are the children of the desolate Than th...
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romiesays.bsky.social
Toddlers are standing in front of two doors. One of them eats only protein and one of them refuses to eat any protein. You solve this by asking one toddler to make a meal for the other toddler. Now the kitchen is messy and you have other concerns.
romiesays.bsky.social
I'm going to be normie and say it's correct that Bob Dylan is the only lyricist who has won the Nobel Prize for Literature. Much love to Joni Mitchell, Paul Simon, Jackson Browne, Fiona Apple, and Colin Meloy.
Lyrics from the beginning of "Visions of Johanna" by Bob Dylan.
Ain't it just like the night to play tricks
When you're tryin' to be so quiet
We sit here stranded, though we're all doin' our best to deny it
And Louise holds a handful of rain, temptin' you to defy it
Lights flicker from the opposite loft
In this room the heat pipes just cough
The country music station plays soft
But there's nothing, really nothing to turn off
Just Louise and her lover so entwined
And these visions of Johanna that conquer my mind
In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman's bluff with the key chain
And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the "D" train
We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight
Ask himself if it's him or them that's insane
Louise, she's all right, she's just near
She's delicate and seems like the mirror
But she just makes it all too concise and too clear
That Johanna's not here
The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face
romiesays.bsky.social
Ignore me if you are making a different point, but if you're looking for recs, @zinrock.bsky.social is an outstanding freelance developmental editor.
romiesays.bsky.social
as I understand it, enough people kept claiming to be them that it wasn't a useful identifier anymore
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yes this timeline is a rough route. yes there are waves of strife. but behind it all lies the inertia of all things which prompted fish to trot out of the ocean and humans to gather in commune. we are driven to fill the nothing with ourselves, with LOVE. its the unconquerable wind behind our sails
romiesays.bsky.social
That looks cool! Where did you get it?
romiesays.bsky.social
Also, we already do this? I get a deduction for my dependents AND a child tax credit, and it's essentially just recognizing that my one-person income is feeding three people. Not particularly controversial. We don't need a third tax mechanism to do the same thing that's already happening.
romiesays.bsky.social
They are closer. The out-of-control monkeys are closer. I can't stop them.

(Hypothetically, I can't stop them. I have never attempted to stop them. It would be contrary to my management ethic.)
romiesays.bsky.social
IT'S COMING! They're coming. The monkeys! At halloweeeeeeeen
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
It's here! It's here! The TOC for Issue 5 of Die Laughing is HERE!

We could not be more excited to bring you these 6 hilarifying tales, available as a PDF download 10/31/25, with stories posting for free every week after! Join us for stories so funny they'll kill you! #horrorsky
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romiesays.bsky.social
I have a love for both, but although one must watch a lot of Xena to get the experience of Xena, if you watch just the opening credits of Cleopatra 2525 a few times, it counts as having watched the whole show.
romiesays.bsky.social
IT'S COMING! They're coming. The monkeys! At halloweeeeeeeen
dielaughingmag.bsky.social
It's here! It's here! The TOC for Issue 5 of Die Laughing is HERE!

We could not be more excited to bring you these 6 hilarifying tales, available as a PDF download 10/31/25, with stories posting for free every week after! Join us for stories so funny they'll kill you! #horrorsky
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Issue 5 TOC announcement. Black background with a clown logo to the left, and the list of authors and stories on the right. 

“It Is My Circus; They Are My Monkeys; But I Have Limited Influence on the Monkeys” by Romie Stott
“Davy is Floating” by Glenn Dungan
“Results of groundwater formaldehyde reduction using M4501 strain of pleurotus ostreatus” by Ash Vale
“The Moaning Caverns Cry for You! Yes, You!” by Mir Rainbird
“Afternoon Tea Over Innsmouth” by Lena Ng
“Yesforatu” by C Lenz
romiesays.bsky.social
Always happy to consult if you run against something particularly intractable.
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really important that we find ways to neuter the supreme court and unwind the trump admin's cruel practices, least of which so i can annoyingly say "all their efforts were for kavanaught"