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i'm just patrick, deep down
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i'm a runner now i guess.
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hey you guys, should that doomsday clock just be spinning like that
sometimes it's the other team, sometimes it's his team

that's the George Pickens Experience
catching a teabag on thanksgiving is nasty work
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Pickens either makes the most amazing catch ever or he holds the ball out in the open like a loaf of bread there's no in between. No normal snaps
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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This is up there with people who use cute little nicknames for people they’re afraid of. You think you’re rebelling but actually you’re just inventing a category of contempt that punishes no one, and makes you look desperate to signal your membership in the moral elite.
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Quick, they can’t have gotten far
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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hi that's racist
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.

REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?

TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Travis get ready to learn seating charts buddy
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
limited is the word alright
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
skills issue
Happy holiday or not or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Angel baby 💜😸💜
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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mixing this with the Panera high-octane lemonade and accidentally opening a portal to a dimension where everyone is a cowboy
Girl. We bout to black out. Lmao.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
post something random
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
miiiiicahhhh
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Never said anything about "judicial" revenge 😉

Those who place themselves above the law's reach are beyond the law's protection

bsky.app/profile/dysa...
No, PRISON.

Murder is THEIR shit.

America is supposed to be about constitutional law, humanity, and sincere efforts at justice, not judicial revenge.
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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hello internet! i am nora and i have a glass shop focused on jewelry, ornaments, and little baubles you can hold and stim with. nora.jewelry

i am giving 10% of my sales from today to sunday to distribute aid's harm reduction toolkit program, which provides trans people with safe injection supplies.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I hope your holiday is as sweet and cozy as these three bottle baby kittens purring on a blankie together (featuring Pyewacket, Cloud, and Nettle, who will all be ready to adopt next week).
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Explaining to my children that I have a soft spot for the lions *because* they are Like That. Other teams may be frauds but the lions are honest about who they are
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
wife off to casino
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
my word jameson williams how u do that
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
yeah, I'm fucked we're fucked
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
CLUMBER SPANIEL ON DECK @maladroithe.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
c'mon dog show throw a Busy Bee into the arena let's see who really wants it
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM