Cool Ronch
@ronthony.bsky.social
I lost my sense of smell before it was cool
Dang sorry bro. I can sympathize. I’m no mega-fan, I just feel music has become very smoothed over in the last 10 years and so it’s nice to see something with feeling be so well received.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Dang sorry bro. I can sympathize. I’m no mega-fan, I just feel music has become very smoothed over in the last 10 years and so it’s nice to see something with feeling be so well received.
Don Jr has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Don Jr has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
I think the reason people like Geese so much is that Cameron Winter is so fucking emphatic. There’s no ironic detachment, no self consciousness. He just sings his ass off and he really means it. It’s refreshing
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I think the reason people like Geese so much is that Cameron Winter is so fucking emphatic. There’s no ironic detachment, no self consciousness. He just sings his ass off and he really means it. It’s refreshing
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I think the reason people like Geese so much is that Cameron Winter is so fucking emphatic. There’s no ironic detachment, no self consciousness. He just sings his ass off and he really means it. It’s refreshing
“You know, they took a pint of fluid out of my lower back” gets me every time
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“You know, they took a pint of fluid out of my lower back” gets me every time
They should cast Daniel Day Lewis for the 2nd season.
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They should cast Daniel Day Lewis for the 2nd season.
Lou Diamond Phillips in the Chair Company
This is a fun question—best “serious” actor in a comedic role of the last decade?
It’s so much easier for comic actors to do drama than vice versa. Look at Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine or Truman Show, and then look at De Niro’s comedies, they’re terrible
December 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lou Diamond Phillips in the Chair Company
Want to feel old? If Bob Seger wrote Old Time Rock and Roll today, it would be about Hoobastank. Also, he’d probably spell his name “13ob 5eger” and no one would know if you’re supposed to pronounce it “Bob” or “thirteen ob”
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Want to feel old? If Bob Seger wrote Old Time Rock and Roll today, it would be about Hoobastank. Also, he’d probably spell his name “13ob 5eger” and no one would know if you’re supposed to pronounce it “Bob” or “thirteen ob”
Michael Ian Black seems Canadian to me. Not going to look it up just going with my gut
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Michael Ian Black seems Canadian to me. Not going to look it up just going with my gut
Eating a bag of popcorn and a king sized butterfinger right before going to the dentist. Letting them know who calls the shots around here.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Thinking about Aric’s blast rooms tweet again
August 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Thinking about Aric’s blast rooms tweet again
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Just got Taco Bell and they said the Baja Blast machine was broken. All the time I thought I was the Baja Blast Machine. Much to consider
September 24, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Just got Taco Bell and they said the Baja Blast machine was broken. All the time I thought I was the Baja Blast Machine. Much to consider
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This is how Baja Blast is made
January 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
This is how Baja Blast is made
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This Christmas, head on down to Taco Bell, where you will be visited by 3 spirits: the ghost of Christmas Blast (Baja), the ghost of Live Más Present, and the ghost of Christmas Yet to Crunch
December 13, 2024 at 5:14 PM
This Christmas, head on down to Taco Bell, where you will be visited by 3 spirits: the ghost of Christmas Blast (Baja), the ghost of Live Más Present, and the ghost of Christmas Yet to Crunch
(Voice that sounds like someone scooting in a heavy chair without lifting it up) we need to go back to the time of mommy milkers
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
(Voice that sounds like someone scooting in a heavy chair without lifting it up) we need to go back to the time of mommy milkers
The love a parent has for a child is unlike any other kind of love i’ve ever experienced.
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The love a parent has for a child is unlike any other kind of love i’ve ever experienced.
None of my kids had very many public meltdowns. Your mileage may vary, but anyway you slice it, having kids is the single best thing I’ve ever done. Highly recommended, ain’t nothing like it
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
None of my kids had very many public meltdowns. Your mileage may vary, but anyway you slice it, having kids is the single best thing I’ve ever done. Highly recommended, ain’t nothing like it
Hey Grok, how many beers is safe to drink before climbing in the roof to hang Christmas lights?
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hey Grok, how many beers is safe to drink before climbing in the roof to hang Christmas lights?
So sad that they removed 2 of his vertebrae to make him fit more easily on tv screens
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So sad that they removed 2 of his vertebrae to make him fit more easily on tv screens
They get a pass. They’re cool
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
They get a pass. They’re cool
There are too many Jeffs. We should change half of em to Garys. We’re kind of low on Garys.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There are too many Jeffs. We should change half of em to Garys. We’re kind of low on Garys.
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
And the socks, folks. They’re doing the best socks. Somebody said to me, Mr President, you’ve got to do something about these socks, sir. We can’t compete!
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
And the socks, folks. They’re doing the best socks. Somebody said to me, Mr President, you’ve got to do something about these socks, sir. We can’t compete!