Cool Ronch
@ronthony.bsky.social
I lost my sense of smell before it was cool
These are my favorite albums that came out this year:
Aesop Rock - I Heard It’s a Mess There Too
Automatic - Is It Now?
Earl Sweatshirt - Live Laugh Love
Geese - Getting Killed
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Turnstile - Never Enough
Aesop Rock - I Heard It’s a Mess There Too
Automatic - Is It Now?
Earl Sweatshirt - Live Laugh Love
Geese - Getting Killed
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Turnstile - Never Enough
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
These are my favorite albums that came out this year:
Aesop Rock - I Heard It’s a Mess There Too
Automatic - Is It Now?
Earl Sweatshirt - Live Laugh Love
Geese - Getting Killed
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Turnstile - Never Enough
Aesop Rock - I Heard It’s a Mess There Too
Automatic - Is It Now?
Earl Sweatshirt - Live Laugh Love
Geese - Getting Killed
Sudan Archives - The BPM
Turnstile - Never Enough
Is Facebook going to charge me $14.99/mo to search for the words “Synthesizer” and “guitar pedal” on marketplace? Or is that still free?
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Is Facebook going to charge me $14.99/mo to search for the words “Synthesizer” and “guitar pedal” on marketplace? Or is that still free?
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Simply Havana wonderful syndrome time
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Simply Havana wonderful syndrome time
President Trump just announced that the FBI is being replaced with Reddit. “They’ve been solving the cases already” he admits
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
President Trump just announced that the FBI is being replaced with Reddit. “They’ve been solving the cases already” he admits
What an honor. I would like to thank my parents, god, and all my patreons. Don’t forget to smash that subscribe button
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Oscars will move to YouTube in 2029, departing the film awards' longtime home of ABC.
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What an honor. I would like to thank my parents, god, and all my patreons. Don’t forget to smash that subscribe button
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I just had an idea: we speed limit all cars to 15 mph. Then we convert all the highways to rail lines so people take trains everywhere. All problems solved ✅
October 7, 2023 at 4:31 PM
I just had an idea: we speed limit all cars to 15 mph. Then we convert all the highways to rail lines so people take trains everywhere. All problems solved ✅
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Nobody should ever drive faster than 15 mph and we should turn all the highways into public rail lines and we should trade in all the cars for fun little golf carts and I’m not interested in hearing about any of the problems with this arrangement because this is the perfect idea
October 10, 2023 at 4:04 AM
Nobody should ever drive faster than 15 mph and we should turn all the highways into public rail lines and we should trade in all the cars for fun little golf carts and I’m not interested in hearing about any of the problems with this arrangement because this is the perfect idea
If anyone asks where I am tell em I’m on an adult piano adventure
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If anyone asks where I am tell em I’m on an adult piano adventure
Don Jr has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Don Jr has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
I think the reason people like Geese so much is that Cameron Winter is so fucking emphatic. There’s no ironic detachment, no self consciousness. He just sings his ass off and he really means it. It’s refreshing
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I think the reason people like Geese so much is that Cameron Winter is so fucking emphatic. There’s no ironic detachment, no self consciousness. He just sings his ass off and he really means it. It’s refreshing
Lou Diamond Phillips in the Chair Company
This is a fun question—best “serious” actor in a comedic role of the last decade?
It’s so much easier for comic actors to do drama than vice versa. Look at Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine or Truman Show, and then look at De Niro’s comedies, they’re terrible
December 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lou Diamond Phillips in the Chair Company
Want to feel old? If Bob Seger wrote Old Time Rock and Roll today, it would be about Hoobastank. Also, he’d probably spell his name “13ob 5eger” and no one would know if you’re supposed to pronounce it “Bob” or “thirteen ob”
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Want to feel old? If Bob Seger wrote Old Time Rock and Roll today, it would be about Hoobastank. Also, he’d probably spell his name “13ob 5eger” and no one would know if you’re supposed to pronounce it “Bob” or “thirteen ob”
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Thinking about Aric’s blast rooms tweet again
August 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Thinking about Aric’s blast rooms tweet again
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Just got Taco Bell and they said the Baja Blast machine was broken. All the time I thought I was the Baja Blast Machine. Much to consider
September 24, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Just got Taco Bell and they said the Baja Blast machine was broken. All the time I thought I was the Baja Blast Machine. Much to consider
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This is how Baja Blast is made
January 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
This is how Baja Blast is made
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This Christmas, head on down to Taco Bell, where you will be visited by 3 spirits: the ghost of Christmas Blast (Baja), the ghost of Live Más Present, and the ghost of Christmas Yet to Crunch
December 13, 2024 at 5:14 PM
This Christmas, head on down to Taco Bell, where you will be visited by 3 spirits: the ghost of Christmas Blast (Baja), the ghost of Live Más Present, and the ghost of Christmas Yet to Crunch
(Voice that sounds like someone scooting in a heavy chair without lifting it up) we need to go back to the time of mommy milkers
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
(Voice that sounds like someone scooting in a heavy chair without lifting it up) we need to go back to the time of mommy milkers
Hey Grok, how many beers is safe to drink before climbing in the roof to hang Christmas lights?
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hey Grok, how many beers is safe to drink before climbing in the roof to hang Christmas lights?
There are too many Jeffs. We should change half of em to Garys. We’re kind of low on Garys.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There are too many Jeffs. We should change half of em to Garys. We’re kind of low on Garys.
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ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
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putrid person. never been even marginally inconvenienced in his life and so full of bile. so destructive. so stupid and incurious and certain. just an absolute cancer of a man
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
putrid person. never been even marginally inconvenienced in his life and so full of bile. so destructive. so stupid and incurious and certain. just an absolute cancer of a man
We’re all focused on what Quentin said about Paul Dano but has anyone noticed that he thinks Toy Story 3 is the 2nd best movie of the 21st century??
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
We’re all focused on what Quentin said about Paul Dano but has anyone noticed that he thinks Toy Story 3 is the 2nd best movie of the 21st century??