Auntie Deaconess
@royalholimess.bsky.social
You may know me from Twitter aka X as @royal_holimess Lover of Short-haired Thor
Maybe Luigi should've shot Diddy.
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Maybe Luigi should've shot Diddy.
These people won't see Heaven. The attorneys, the jury, Diddy's staff, the kids, his mama, the fans, and of course SEAN COMBS. Robert Kelly got more time for far less.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
These people won't see Heaven. The attorneys, the jury, Diddy's staff, the kids, his mama, the fans, and of course SEAN COMBS. Robert Kelly got more time for far less.
I can't believe this sociopath only got 50 months.
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I can't believe this sociopath only got 50 months.
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Grey shirts jump stomp was serious. He meant that
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Grey shirts jump stomp was serious. He meant that
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Stealing packages from houses shoulda stopped long time ago. Now you gon get shot over 72 cans of wet cat food
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Stealing packages from houses shoulda stopped long time ago. Now you gon get shot over 72 cans of wet cat food
The way my period is regular like I'm in my 20s, I absolutely can imagine it. I can also imagine leaping off the roof of my house.
Can you imagine thinking you made it to 50 without getting pregnant … and end up PREGNANT!!!?
BITCH
BITCH
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The way my period is regular like I'm in my 20s, I absolutely can imagine it. I can also imagine leaping off the roof of my house.
Has anyone gone to the Game of Thrones exhibit in DFW? Am I the only nerd who knows about this?
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Has anyone gone to the Game of Thrones exhibit in DFW? Am I the only nerd who knows about this?
"Yo big ass knew better." - me reading Amazon reviews
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"Yo big ass knew better." - me reading Amazon reviews
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A BLACK?!?!!
Maya Brady, the niece of 7x Super Bowl champion Tom Brady, was chosen No. 1 in the AUSL expansion draft on Monday.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A BLACK?!?!!
I'm sick of dwights on Beyond The Gates. It's giving DEI.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm sick of dwights on Beyond The Gates. It's giving DEI.
Nothing like day-drinking while working from home.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nothing like day-drinking while working from home.
What time does Shedeur play? I need to watch and pretend I know what's going on.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What time does Shedeur play? I need to watch and pretend I know what's going on.
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
Shedeur finally starting? I know they bout to sabotage this game to make him look bad.
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Shedeur finally starting? I know they bout to sabotage this game to make him look bad.
Loving this new journey for her
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Loving this new journey for her
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All the assassins are conservative
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
All the assassins are conservative
I can't tell y'all how many times I've moved during the fall/winter holiday season. You'd think that I would learn my lesson, but nope.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I can't tell y'all how many times I've moved during the fall/winter holiday season. You'd think that I would learn my lesson, but nope.
Has anyone else been receiving an influx of emails from companies begging you to shop this holiday season? How embarrassing for them.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Has anyone else been receiving an influx of emails from companies begging you to shop this holiday season? How embarrassing for them.
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Before anyone gets too carried away here.
Anthony Fauci says Marjorie Taylor Greene drove death threats against him
Ex-leader of US Covid response said congresswoman and Fox News sparked ‘credible death threats’ against him and his family
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Before anyone gets too carried away here.
Parents are so hard-headed. This is why I don't like to fool with mine. Both of them need to sit down somewhere!
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Parents are so hard-headed. This is why I don't like to fool with mine. Both of them need to sit down somewhere!
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Ever since the Michael Jackson biopic trailer came out it’s been unreleased footage….. Joe Jackson had them boys performing everywhere lmfao
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ever since the Michael Jackson biopic trailer came out it’s been unreleased footage….. Joe Jackson had them boys performing everywhere lmfao
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A woman saying this is fucking bonkers.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A woman saying this is fucking bonkers.
Not me finding snacks I hid from Quincy but instead hid from myself!
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not me finding snacks I hid from Quincy but instead hid from myself!
Once again, I have a hectic November. I'm treating myself in December.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Once again, I have a hectic November. I'm treating myself in December.
Just knew I sleeping in today. Felt like it was at least noon. Turn over and look at the clock, 8:02 am
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just knew I sleeping in today. Felt like it was at least noon. Turn over and look at the clock, 8:02 am