Oh Fudge
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Oh Fudge
@roycemillerwrites.bsky.social
That guy who eats stuff on YouTube. Novice Novelist and Hotel Manager.
I wonder if he lived, and I had met Heath Ledger and been like "oh, I loved you in Dark Knight... Other movies? Um, I've only seen Brothers Grimm and The Order besides that." If he'd be insulted.

Like, very talented actor, and I only know him from a super hero movie and schlock.
February 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
It looks like Fantastic 4 is reiterating on the "man out of time" formula they had with Cap and Star Lord, only this time instead of the 40s or 80, it's the 60s... Which I kinda vibe with... Mostly because I literally grew up with protagonists taken out of the sixties.
February 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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executioner: do you have any last words before you are hung?

me: actually I’ve been hung all my life 😏

executioner: jesus christ
January 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The real moral struggle: good ending, or rats
January 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Finished all the Dishonored games and DLC and maxed out all the trophies on PS5

It’s my fifth time playing through these games since the first came out in 2012 and I could honestly dive right back in.

I love the world, the versatility of the gameplay and the lore. There’s no series like it.
January 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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do you think it hurts to be this dumb
January 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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January 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Throwing tomato soup on a painting seems like an under-reaction, to be honest
January 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Kissing Keith Barlow does have a certain ring to it
January 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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this week has been a hell of a year. Ready for 2026 now.
January 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Captain, it's Tuesday
January 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Great job dipshit
January 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
You would hear from me, but only after I finish my vanity project and am making the rounds to Pimp it. Like, it wouldn't have to make its money back, but I want people to experience it.
January 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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if i had a billion dollars and worldwide influence i would simply not debut my new character "Transphobic Lil Dicky" live on Joe Rogan's DMT Telethon
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social thinking about your segment in Creepshow. I remember you mentioned in On Writing having difficulty recalling certain parts of the 80s. Was this one of them? Not saying it's bad, it's a good segment.
January 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I used to love blizzards, but then I started having to drive in them.
January 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The tree shall stand. Gondor will not fall to Mordor.
January 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
School arts never get enough credit. I do an arts project like once a year and it's too damn expensive. Schools are just giving kids all the paint, clay, and whatever else they need to express themselves for free.

God, I miss my high school art teacher. Hope you're doing better than me, Dosen.
January 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just watching Star Trek reruns with my family- @sethmacfarlane01.bsky.social WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

This is like seeing Patton Oswalt in Down Periscope.
January 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Have you checked you shitter?
a man is standing in front of a pile of trash and a car .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a pile of trash and a car .
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December 25, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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season's greetings
December 25, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Christmas Vacation has so many understated parts I enjoy. Clark being a genuinely intelligent chemical engineer but totally inept in almost every other way. Ellen's family being half bougie, half white trash reminds me of my mom's family. And the film reel being named after the original short story.
December 25, 2024 at 5:38 PM
But is his shitter full?
a man is standing in front of a pile of trash and a car .
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December 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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JACK: I suppose you've heard about the gender-critical activist who went missing from the conference in Baltimore this weekend.
HANNIBAL: A terrible tragedy.
JACK: What is this, by the way? It looks delicious.
HANNIBAL: Ah. My first attempt at surf and... TERF.
March 7, 2024 at 10:25 PM