🤘Ryan 🤘
@ryan.crawcour.social
Pākehā in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa.
Manipulator of 1s & 0s while building "the cloud"
Bikes, Beer, BBQ... Do all good things in life start with the letter B?
Posts are my own.
Manipulator of 1s & 0s while building "the cloud"
Bikes, Beer, BBQ... Do all good things in life start with the letter B?
Posts are my own.
Reposted by 🤘Ryan 🤘
When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
ok fine, in a country with (world leading) public funded accident compensation and a public funded health system .... if you choose to not wear a helmet while cycling, go ahead, but then you waive the right to any compensation and care when you get mowed down and seriously injured. seems fair.
“Ultimately, helmet laws save a few brains but destroy many hearts.” Canadian physician Thomas DeMarco warns of the ripple effects resulting from helmet laws that paint cycling as dangerous, thus reducing ridership despite the little protection that helmets provide”
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ok fine, in a country with (world leading) public funded accident compensation and a public funded health system .... if you choose to not wear a helmet while cycling, go ahead, but then you waive the right to any compensation and care when you get mowed down and seriously injured. seems fair.
apparently we should also remove the mandatory use of a helmets for motorcyclists ... cause wearing a helemt makes you non-human, apparently, and thefore motorists have no choice but to mow you down because that's how their brains are wired.
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Do mandatory #bicycle #helmet laws increase safety or discourage ridership? In our latest article, we examine global case studies from #Australia to the #US, separating evidence from #ideology in the heated #debate over helmets.
How Do Helmet Laws Impact Cycling Ridership?
PCC ‘25 student and previous Urban Cycling Institute intern, Sophia Wang examines how people are responding to helmet laws on a global scale
open.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
apparently we should also remove the mandatory use of a helmets for motorcyclists ... cause wearing a helemt makes you non-human, apparently, and thefore motorists have no choice but to mow you down because that's how their brains are wired.
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not every message needs to be re-delivered. especially if it is a fucking dumb message that is likely just going to further widen a culture war and GET PEOPLE KILLED!
FFS
FFS
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
not every message needs to be re-delivered. especially if it is a fucking dumb message that is likely just going to further widen a culture war and GET PEOPLE KILLED!
FFS
FFS
Chocolate milk & vodka RTD … OMG … YES!!!
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Chocolate milk & vodka RTD … OMG … YES!!!
And we start off nice and gently with a Something Hoppy.
Sometimes all you need is something hoppy and this is the beer for those times. To be fair, most times are those times.
#abeermas
#BehemothAdvent
Sometimes all you need is something hoppy and this is the beer for those times. To be fair, most times are those times.
#abeermas
#BehemothAdvent
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
And we start off nice and gently with a Something Hoppy.
Sometimes all you need is something hoppy and this is the beer for those times. To be fair, most times are those times.
#abeermas
#BehemothAdvent
Sometimes all you need is something hoppy and this is the beer for those times. To be fair, most times are those times.
#abeermas
#BehemothAdvent
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
i just installed zsh on my Windows machine. am i going to hell?
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i just installed zsh on my Windows machine. am i going to hell?
I just heard someone at the office that's planning on taking the day off on Thurs to go to IKEA. Plans to camp over on Wed night so that they can be the first through the doors*
it's just a shop FFS!
why are people like this!?
*nobody mention their pre-opening test happening now.
it's just a shop FFS!
why are people like this!?
*nobody mention their pre-opening test happening now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I just heard someone at the office that's planning on taking the day off on Thurs to go to IKEA. Plans to camp over on Wed night so that they can be the first through the doors*
it's just a shop FFS!
why are people like this!?
*nobody mention their pre-opening test happening now.
it's just a shop FFS!
why are people like this!?
*nobody mention their pre-opening test happening now.
Ok crazy people, when you all rush to IKEA in Sylvia Park on Thurs, remember there is absolutely no reason, at all, to NOT catch the train. Unless you like sitting in traffic for 3+ hrs.
Catch the train, walk across the road, shop all you want, get them to deliver, and catch the train home. EASY!
Catch the train, walk across the road, shop all you want, get them to deliver, and catch the train home. EASY!
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ok crazy people, when you all rush to IKEA in Sylvia Park on Thurs, remember there is absolutely no reason, at all, to NOT catch the train. Unless you like sitting in traffic for 3+ hrs.
Catch the train, walk across the road, shop all you want, get them to deliver, and catch the train home. EASY!
Catch the train, walk across the road, shop all you want, get them to deliver, and catch the train home. EASY!
Reposted by 🤘Ryan 🤘
I like how it says it’s how *we* say hello in Māori. Not “they.”
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I like how it says it’s how *we* say hello in Māori. Not “they.”
the rightwing nutjobs are gonna lose their fucking minds over having THREE languages on a sign! OMG whatever will they do!?!
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the rightwing nutjobs are gonna lose their fucking minds over having THREE languages on a sign! OMG whatever will they do!?!
This weekend is going to get exciting ....
If Max wins, and he has all the momentum right now, and Lando finishes 4th or lower, which he did this weekend, then Max wins!
Tu-tu-du-du-Mav-Verstappen
Let's go!
#F1
If Max wins, and he has all the momentum right now, and Lando finishes 4th or lower, which he did this weekend, then Max wins!
Tu-tu-du-du-Mav-Verstappen
Let's go!
#F1
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This weekend is going to get exciting ....
If Max wins, and he has all the momentum right now, and Lando finishes 4th or lower, which he did this weekend, then Max wins!
Tu-tu-du-du-Mav-Verstappen
Let's go!
#F1
If Max wins, and he has all the momentum right now, and Lando finishes 4th or lower, which he did this weekend, then Max wins!
Tu-tu-du-du-Mav-Verstappen
Let's go!
#F1
If only Luxo and his bunch of feckless idiots hadn’t slashed frontline staff at agencies like MAF we’d have officers deployed on the ground controlling this.
Remember when we had the fruit fly problem before and how the govt then stamped it out!?
Guess landlords and the wealthy just don’t care.
Remember when we had the fruit fly problem before and how the govt then stamped it out!?
Guess landlords and the wealthy just don’t care.
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If only Luxo and his bunch of feckless idiots hadn’t slashed frontline staff at agencies like MAF we’d have officers deployed on the ground controlling this.
Remember when we had the fruit fly problem before and how the govt then stamped it out!?
Guess landlords and the wealthy just don’t care.
Remember when we had the fruit fly problem before and how the govt then stamped it out!?
Guess landlords and the wealthy just don’t care.
Reposted by 🤘Ryan 🤘
And Aotea square looking pretty with night lighting
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
And Aotea square looking pretty with night lighting
look, it's cheaper than the previous govt simply because i have not spent a cent, instead, through being clever, i have saved the taxpayer billions by making ratepayers spend billions and deferred any additional spending to the next govt. simply genius.
National's Local Water Done Well will come to be recognised as a generational cock-up. Simon Watts's vague claim that rates will not increase is farcically untrue. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
Revealed: Councils expected to foot a near $48 billion bill for Local Water Done Well
Officials estimate water service infrastructure will cost $47.9 billion to 2034.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
look, it's cheaper than the previous govt simply because i have not spent a cent, instead, through being clever, i have saved the taxpayer billions by making ratepayers spend billions and deferred any additional spending to the next govt. simply genius.
Day 1 and already Whamageddon’d. Ugggh.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Day 1 and already Whamageddon’d. Ugggh.
Well, at least those bloody bottom feeders didn’t get to steal our water “ey.
How’s that (not so) casual racism working out for you now Aotearoa!?!
How’s that (not so) casual racism working out for you now Aotearoa!?!
National's Local Water Done Well will come to be recognised as a generational cock-up. Simon Watts's vague claim that rates will not increase is farcically untrue. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
Revealed: Councils expected to foot a near $48 billion bill for Local Water Done Well
Officials estimate water service infrastructure will cost $47.9 billion to 2034.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Well, at least those bloody bottom feeders didn’t get to steal our water “ey.
How’s that (not so) casual racism working out for you now Aotearoa!?!
How’s that (not so) casual racism working out for you now Aotearoa!?!
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Wonder which will be more controversial, this or adding peas to your Mac ‘n Cheese!?!
I reckon it’s still peas!!
I reckon it’s still peas!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Wonder which will be more controversial, this or adding peas to your Mac ‘n Cheese!?!
I reckon it’s still peas!!
I reckon it’s still peas!!
happily reliving the amazing Eden Park @metallica.com gig from last week in Auckland by listening to the hires flac download of the event from livemetallica.com!
honestly, don't know why all bands don't do this. such an awesome fan engagement thing, and it costs them (nearly) nothing.
honestly, don't know why all bands don't do this. such an awesome fan engagement thing, and it costs them (nearly) nothing.
Metallica Live Concert Downloads: LiveMetallica
Access hundreds of high fidelity Metallica live concerts at legendary venues. Download or stream the entire Metallica live concert catalog.
livemetallica.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
happily reliving the amazing Eden Park @metallica.com gig from last week in Auckland by listening to the hires flac download of the event from livemetallica.com!
honestly, don't know why all bands don't do this. such an awesome fan engagement thing, and it costs them (nearly) nothing.
honestly, don't know why all bands don't do this. such an awesome fan engagement thing, and it costs them (nearly) nothing.
This humidity..... gods.....
a man in a jungle with the words are we in florida
ALT: a man in a jungle with the words are we in florida
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This humidity..... gods.....
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November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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