@ryanbauder.bsky.social
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This is an extremely upsetting week to be online. Please take care of yourselves. Take breaks and seek out community. ❤️
January 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This is an extremely upsetting week to be online. Please take care of yourselves. Take breaks and seek out community. ❤️
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Trump survives engaging in insanity because he's Trump, his brain is mush, and his future is short. J.D. Vance, on the other hand, is a young man with zero juice. He's gonna live for decades as a pariah and a joke and I cannot wait for the long tail that will be the rest of his ignominious life.
January 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Trump survives engaging in insanity because he's Trump, his brain is mush, and his future is short. J.D. Vance, on the other hand, is a young man with zero juice. He's gonna live for decades as a pariah and a joke and I cannot wait for the long tail that will be the rest of his ignominious life.
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Maybe today will be the day. Wouldn't that be great?
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Maybe today will be the day. Wouldn't that be great?
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Could be laying on the floor, choking on his own vomit right now
I’m an optimist
I’m an optimist
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Could be laying on the floor, choking on his own vomit right now
I’m an optimist
I’m an optimist
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I’m a heart attack in the shitter, facedown in his spray tan thighs kind of guy, but I like your style
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I’m a heart attack in the shitter, facedown in his spray tan thighs kind of guy, but I like your style
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Absolutely not
The World Baseball Classic every three years is our baseball tournament. It rules.
The World Baseball Classic every three years is our baseball tournament. It rules.
Commissioner Rob Manfred said he is considering the possibility of a split season or an in-season tournament.
But he added that adjusting the league schedule is more complicated than in other sports.
But he added that adjusting the league schedule is more complicated than in other sports.
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Absolutely not
The World Baseball Classic every three years is our baseball tournament. It rules.
The World Baseball Classic every three years is our baseball tournament. It rules.
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If what Trump and his administration are doing was happening in another country, we'd be sending in troops, weapons, and hundreds of millions of dollars in aid to defend those under attack and to remove the brutal fascist.
January 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
If what Trump and his administration are doing was happening in another country, we'd be sending in troops, weapons, and hundreds of millions of dollars in aid to defend those under attack and to remove the brutal fascist.
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"Men fear women will laugh at them; women fear men will kill them."
-- Margaret Atwood, Waterloo University, February 1982
-- Margaret Atwood, Waterloo University, February 1982
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
"Men fear women will laugh at them; women fear men will kill them."
-- Margaret Atwood, Waterloo University, February 1982
-- Margaret Atwood, Waterloo University, February 1982
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Grief doesn't play by the rules. This is a watercolor print that's available called "Where Do We Go From Here?", that expresses exactly how I feel.Thanks for hanging in there with me. I'll be back 100% soon I hope. 🧡
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Grief doesn't play by the rules. This is a watercolor print that's available called "Where Do We Go From Here?", that expresses exactly how I feel.Thanks for hanging in there with me. I'll be back 100% soon I hope. 🧡
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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Hm? Trump did something fascist? Again?
He did something illegal? Again?
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Let's see those Epstein Files
He did something illegal? Again?
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Let's see those Epstein Files
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Hm? Trump did something fascist? Again?
He did something illegal? Again?
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Let's see those Epstein Files
He did something illegal? Again?
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Let's see those Epstein Files
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I think I'll just further degrade this image each year. Only feels appropriate.
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I think I'll just further degrade this image each year. Only feels appropriate.
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On #nationalbobbleheadday
Let me say something in all sincerity.
It is a TRAVESTY that the only Mike LaValliere Bobblehead that exists in the world is this monstrosity.
It’s time to make things right.
Hey, Pirates: there needs to be a Spanky Bobblehead night!
#LetsGoBucs
Let me say something in all sincerity.
It is a TRAVESTY that the only Mike LaValliere Bobblehead that exists in the world is this monstrosity.
It’s time to make things right.
Hey, Pirates: there needs to be a Spanky Bobblehead night!
#LetsGoBucs
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
On #nationalbobbleheadday
Let me say something in all sincerity.
It is a TRAVESTY that the only Mike LaValliere Bobblehead that exists in the world is this monstrosity.
It’s time to make things right.
Hey, Pirates: there needs to be a Spanky Bobblehead night!
#LetsGoBucs
Let me say something in all sincerity.
It is a TRAVESTY that the only Mike LaValliere Bobblehead that exists in the world is this monstrosity.
It’s time to make things right.
Hey, Pirates: there needs to be a Spanky Bobblehead night!
#LetsGoBucs
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And we all just have to keep clocking in, keep paying the bills, keep paying our taxes, keep checking our credit scores, keep marching along funding the machinations of a fascist state just to keep the lights on 🙃
January 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
And we all just have to keep clocking in, keep paying the bills, keep paying our taxes, keep checking our credit scores, keep marching along funding the machinations of a fascist state just to keep the lights on 🙃
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This photo counts as failing a cognitive test
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
This photo counts as failing a cognitive test
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The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
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If the new rule is that any country who is led by a clearly and demonstrable corrupt, inept criminal will be invaded and have that same leader kidnapped...
Trump should get in his bunker.
Trump should get in his bunker.
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If the new rule is that any country who is led by a clearly and demonstrable corrupt, inept criminal will be invaded and have that same leader kidnapped...
Trump should get in his bunker.
Trump should get in his bunker.
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Always moving the goal post.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Always moving the goal post.
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Welcome to America, where we’ll arrest YOUR president for crimes but not OURS
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Welcome to America, where we’ll arrest YOUR president for crimes but not OURS
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As Trump gets more desperate, politically weakened and more exposed by the Epstein files, he will like other malignant narcissists just double down and get more extreme.
How long will Republican politicians keep enabling these dangerous actions?
How long will Republican politicians keep enabling these dangerous actions?
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
As Trump gets more desperate, politically weakened and more exposed by the Epstein files, he will like other malignant narcissists just double down and get more extreme.
How long will Republican politicians keep enabling these dangerous actions?
How long will Republican politicians keep enabling these dangerous actions?
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If the U.S. is going to use military force to invade foreign countries and capture leaders accused or guilty of crimes, then there is nothing to stop foreign powers from invading the U.S. and arresting and removing felon Donald Trump.
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
If the U.S. is going to use military force to invade foreign countries and capture leaders accused or guilty of crimes, then there is nothing to stop foreign powers from invading the U.S. and arresting and removing felon Donald Trump.