Ryan Bonner
@ryankbonner.bsky.social
Proud native Texan, currently living in Texas, wishing I was in Richmond, VA.
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Ryan Bonner
@ryankbonner.bsky.social
· Aug 24
The best thing about Bluesky: 93% less Ted Cruz
They would have to renovate the Supreme Court to increase the judge’s chambers to 36.
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
They would have to renovate the Supreme Court to increase the judge’s chambers to 36.
Mr. Van Morrison, I have no idea what “streamline promenade” is nor how it differs from “promenade streamline.” But, I’m happy for you, and I want that for me.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Mr. Van Morrison, I have no idea what “streamline promenade” is nor how it differs from “promenade streamline.” But, I’m happy for you, and I want that for me.
When I was your age, we didn’t have TikTok. We would just bungle in the jungle.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When I was your age, we didn’t have TikTok. We would just bungle in the jungle.
Jimmy Page: This song unlocks Satan’s secret language.
Robert Plant: This song imagines if Hobbits were really in to Chubby Checker.
Robert Plant: This song imagines if Hobbits were really in to Chubby Checker.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Jimmy Page: This song unlocks Satan’s secret language.
Robert Plant: This song imagines if Hobbits were really in to Chubby Checker.
Robert Plant: This song imagines if Hobbits were really in to Chubby Checker.
Success mindset: you don’t have to have chrone’s disease to be Tremfyant.
October 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Success mindset: you don’t have to have chrone’s disease to be Tremfyant.
I just realized we’re about to see photos of MAGA dressing up their kids as ICE agents for Halloween.
Brace yourselves.
Brace yourselves.
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I just realized we’re about to see photos of MAGA dressing up their kids as ICE agents for Halloween.
Brace yourselves.
Brace yourselves.
Christmas is the “you should smile more” of seasons.
October 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Christmas is the “you should smile more” of seasons.
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We aren't on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We are in the middle of it.
But I worry people don't see the whole scheme. They just pay attention to each new daily outrage. So I went to the Senate floor to explain Trump's plan.
Here's a 🧵of the speech. It's important.
But I worry people don't see the whole scheme. They just pay attention to each new daily outrage. So I went to the Senate floor to explain Trump's plan.
Here's a 🧵of the speech. It's important.
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We aren't on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We are in the middle of it.
But I worry people don't see the whole scheme. They just pay attention to each new daily outrage. So I went to the Senate floor to explain Trump's plan.
Here's a 🧵of the speech. It's important.
But I worry people don't see the whole scheme. They just pay attention to each new daily outrage. So I went to the Senate floor to explain Trump's plan.
Here's a 🧵of the speech. It's important.
Do drugs make your shoulders disappear?
October 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Do drugs make your shoulders disappear?
Alright. I tried it, and went outside and touched some grass. I’m still angry. How much grass do I need to touch?
October 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Alright. I tried it, and went outside and touched some grass. I’m still angry. How much grass do I need to touch?
My hometown and alma mater rarely make national news, but when they do it’s never good.
Free speech, or something www.texastribune.org/2025/09/26/t...
Texas Tech’s limits on gender identity discussion deepen fears of politics breaching academic freedom
Professors are afraid to publicly speak out, system leaders left key questions unanswered and advocates worry for LGBTQ+ students’ mental health.
www.texastribune.org
September 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My hometown and alma mater rarely make national news, but when they do it’s never good.
*Ad Rock voice* Listen all of y’all, it’s a triple sabotage!
September 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
*Ad Rock voice* Listen all of y’all, it’s a triple sabotage!
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Here are two minutes of lowlights from Trump’s rambling, hour-long address to the UN General Assembly that Twitter is calling one of the most embarrassing moments in recent US history.
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September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Here are two minutes of lowlights from Trump’s rambling, hour-long address to the UN General Assembly that Twitter is calling one of the most embarrassing moments in recent US history.
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I disagreed with most of what Charlie Kirk said. And now that he has died, I disagree with most of what Charlie Kirk said.
September 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I disagreed with most of what Charlie Kirk said. And now that he has died, I disagree with most of what Charlie Kirk said.
We will know that the corporate world’s capitulation to Trump is complete when Disney makes Mickey white, they call Goofy the R-word, and they release a cartoon of Kristi Noem shooting Pluto in a quarry.
September 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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who up refluxin’ they acid
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
who up refluxin’ they acid
His words and actions dishearten me much less than the people clapping for them.
September 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
His words and actions dishearten me much less than the people clapping for them.
What’s the German word for Neil Young’s On the Beach songs played lived by CSN&Y in 1974?
September 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
What’s the German word for Neil Young’s On the Beach songs played lived by CSN&Y in 1974?
Please. Will someone at one of these hearings ask Kash Patel, “You seem grumpy. Do you need a nap?”
WOW -- a screaming Patel crashes out in response to Schiff's questions about Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and calls him "the biggest fraud to ever sit in the United States Senate" and "an utter coward" and "political buffoon"
September 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Please. Will someone at one of these hearings ask Kash Patel, “You seem grumpy. Do you need a nap?”
Two different sources told me Dr. Phil can’t film an episode without first taking a NyQuil PM and doing 3 lines of cocaine.
September 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Two different sources told me Dr. Phil can’t film an episode without first taking a NyQuil PM and doing 3 lines of cocaine.
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censorship is out of control! for example, how come we never get to see the photos of the Veggie Tales smoking
September 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
censorship is out of control! for example, how come we never get to see the photos of the Veggie Tales smoking
This graph is misleading. It only accounts for deaths. Many left-wing terrorist attacks don’t conclude in death because right-wingers are super strong and many are bulletproof.
I didn't realize there were so many radical right-wing colleges.
September 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This graph is misleading. It only accounts for deaths. Many left-wing terrorist attacks don’t conclude in death because right-wingers are super strong and many are bulletproof.
I’m listening to a podcast on the history of philosophy knowing that I will remember only bits which will fuck me up in the future.
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’m listening to a podcast on the history of philosophy knowing that I will remember only bits which will fuck me up in the future.