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Beth Campbell

@saltybeth.bsky.social

410 followers 170 following 2.6K posts

Actor stand in, dog lover, avid buyer of books my friends write that I will never read because my nose is firmly up the social media orifice

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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 11h

Well that has to challenge the authority of Stephen Miller

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 11h

Footprints 👣

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 12h

Blink three times if thugs are hovering over your desk

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 19h

now do jan 6th

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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 13h

doing the Lord’s work

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 13h

What a game it is

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 13h

Hey so cry babies always seeking pity, playing victim, are also insulted if you try to help them

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 18h

Oh no, not yet

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 18h

Too fat for the military?

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 18h

It is

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 18h

Crazy how only the Saudis have red colored money

Yep I guess murder with a chain saw is worse than any other murder, chain sawed is deader somehow amirite

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TeeBo @texastob-24.bsky.social · 22h

Portland Frog 🐸 😛

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 20h

Portland Frog gets it

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Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 18h

Aesthetician: You want what?

Hegs: smooth out the wrinkles! But I HAVE to be able to raise my eyebrows. If you can’t do this, I WILL GET SOMEONE ELSE

Aesth: ok Karen

designoMatt @designomatt.com · 20h

The correct term, I believe, is “gender affirming care”.

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 19h

Just in time for family visiting

Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 19h

Embroidered petri dish by Elin Thomas #sciart available for purchase share.google/E0lQIDs7sY9e...

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

I defer to Mr. Simon in all processes

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

You’re using it for math, not for ideas

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

let’s all complain with words

WORDS

Let’s describe violence

Let’s reminisce about what freedom used to be like before we were obsessed with politics

We used to have jobs and hobbies, we could shop locally and afford to live

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, that got Bannon fired

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t throw a baseball to syphilitic grandpa

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

I can vouch for the immediate population in a red state. Only a hostile few are still flying Trump flags. Since 2016, those flags were everywhere, but they started coming down even last year before the election.

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

A sex scandal is the only campaign they know how to run

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

Ford pardoned Nixon

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

”patriotism“ is a sport, or religion, or episode of Survivor, and they compete at it

if they can, they will force us to conform

Anyone declining to conform will be voted off the island

Because that part of the country can’t tolerate innovation or creativity

Beth Campbell @saltybeth.bsky.social · 1d

They should show Trump a picture of Marco Rubio in fiesta clothes, and label it Señor Habeas Corpus

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