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Beth Campbell
@saltybeth.bsky.social
Actor stand in, dog lover, avid buyer of books my friends write that I will never read because my nose is firmly up the social media orifice
When will economists do real math about expenses of a robot-based industry
February 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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This city is home to people of countless faiths. But no matter what you believe, one thing unites us: we are all New Yorkers. We will not allow ICE to terrorize our neighbors.

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Welcome The Stranger
YouTube video by NYC Mayor's Office
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February 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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how we got here
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Because for the love of disappearing Amazon rainforests, we DO NOT AS CONSUMERS HAVE ENOUGH *CONTENT* TO OCCUPY OUR VAST EXPANSES OF FREE TIME

so please, *novelists*, gather more words into groups of lies
I was so impressed with this story about measles in the Atlantic -- the depth of reporting it would take to weave in all these details so fluidly.

Turns out, it was a work of fiction. She researched the effects of measles, but lots of fiction writers do research. www.niemanlab.org/2026/02/the-...
The Atlantic’s Elizabeth Bruenig on her “hypothetical,” heavily reported measles essay
"We were attracted to the idea of providing a play-by-play of the progression of measles in granular detail."
www.niemanlab.org
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Y’all, if tech bros are creating A.I. “People”, then by all means if you are a writer with characters then claim them on your taxes
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Clonely: when even your clone won't hang out with you
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Here’s something funny

What if our leaders don’t really want to hurt us, but Vlad is compelling them with a combination of bribes, threats, and blackmail to torture us on a slow descent

The foot soldiers with guns don’t care, because they have guns
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
We’re yelling yet nothing is improving, it’s getting worse

Seriously are we going to reminisce about early 2026 when we could still access our money and drive to work and buy groceries to eat

Before our neighbors turned us in for Trump Dollars
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It must piss off Jim Jordan, who has rehearsed his Outrage over Epstein et. al., to be pre-empted by manufactured air-space danger

Can’t they roll out their crises on a better schedule
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Protect your heart from breaking by padding it with soft cheese.
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
So Bad Bunny gets the MVP and gives it to Liam
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February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Ugly cried. Led to a good conversation with my children about both displaying emotions and the story behind the moment.

What a legend.
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
What a cruel joke played on fathers, to make their daughters look like the wives they desired sexually

#evolution
#naturalselection
#lifeisasetupforfailure
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Herr Schitzenpantz is famous for stiffing the help.
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Imagine if The Post had all its top-notch investigative reporters working on the Epstein story. Imagine what they could have uncovered. Thankfully for all the perpetrators, the journalists have been fired or forced to resign. Oh, to have a Katharine Graham in charge of a leading newspaper again! 🇺🇸🗞️
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
And we hear the word 38,000 times a day

And he wants that word on every building

For the love of God here, can we stop the Golden Calf please

PLEASE
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Computers are shocked, shocked to find out life existed before they were born
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Like a bully that keeps hitting you because it feels good to *him*, because of that one thing you said that made him feel stupid:

Remember when Obama pre-empted The Apprentice

Good times
Cowardly and racist is an amazing combination. We all know that wasn't a staffer and that he meant that shit. bsky.app/profile/leba...
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Will Congress officially replace the Constitution, is that where we are

All these football fans, pursuing happiness, only if they’re racially pure enough, let’s pray for our side to win
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Remember in Trump 1.0 when Bannon stirred up a fake scandal every few days just so we would lose our minds, and then nothing would happen

Except now we no longer have a Bill of Rights
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I guess I’m the only one with the “Head Over Heels“ cover earworm

From the “Love Story” Hulu trailer

and can find no trace of the musicians

they must be afraid the song upstages the series
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Not the jobs report we were expecting
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Does Mike Johnson use a code-name email for Epstein Island
February 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM