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getting ready to audition for the East German men’s gymnastics team in @mcecreations.bsky.social
this 2016 shit is wild - I haven’t seen this many mostly offline people post on socials since Black Squaregate
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Quick q: would you rather see a drag queen named Karaage P Henson or Taraji Jim Henson?
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
trump the next time he sees the nobel pleek prize lady
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
no one who has ever had to buy ostomy supplies would vote to convict luigi
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
crawling face-first into a fridge filled with diet coke like sandra bullock clawing her way onto dry land at the end of gravity

(spoiler)
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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This is unconscionable. Lock these psychopaths up RIGHT NOW
Father of the 6-month-old being taken to the hospital because of flashbang ICE threw at his car. From Instagram.
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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hard to see another country living your dream
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Evelyn Salt WILL return IN Avengers: Doomsday
January 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
participated in a supreme act of sexual humiliation last night (opened a pomegranate)
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
ever since i was a little girl growing up on the dairy farm, it has been my dream to become famous enough to create a memecoin and then do an immediate rugpull
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
if there's one thing dads love, it's a 😎 emoji
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Why yes, I am in fact harboring undocumented immigrants in my wine cellar. They’re just behind that cask of amontillado - why don’t you come downstairs and see them?
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Writing an anthropological study comparing the styling choices made by UK and US celebrities on The Traitors
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Mandy Mango in an act… of desperation
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 AM
boss bottled ABSOLU 💜
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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One of the most significant differences between JD Vance and opiates is that only one ever gave his mom a moment’s pleasure.
Vance doesn't have to be the kind of person furious a mother would love her child enough to keep their favorite toys in the car, but he is, and it's a hell of his own making.
January 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
yvan eht nioj
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
robyn voice: i know it's just ketaminnnne
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
this will fix me, right?
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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ICE funding expired January 30 call Congress to say whether you think it should be continued. US Capitol switchboard: 202-224-3121.
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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how many times have we seen videos like this out of Gaza for the past couple of years? the colonial form of oppression coming home to roost. American fascism distilled on video
Federal agents blocked a man identifying himself as a doctor from reaching the woman killed by ICE in Minneapolis, video shared with HuffPost shows www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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the front passenger's seat and glove compartment are filled with a little kid's stuffed animals. i am shaking with anger
January 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM