samwich
@samwich1996.bsky.social
gods second weakest soldier and the recipient of his stupidest battles
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i love my stinky girlfriend @eternalvoid89.bsky.social
trans rights, free palestine until its free
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she/it
i love my stinky girlfriend @eternalvoid89.bsky.social
trans rights, free palestine until its free
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the good part about being a socialist is that you get to be right about everything that's wrong with the world. the bad part is that everything that's wrong with the world is still wrong with it
July 9, 2024 at 1:32 AM
the good part about being a socialist is that you get to be right about everything that's wrong with the world. the bad part is that everything that's wrong with the world is still wrong with it
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when the zombie apocalypse mid your shift but at least the snacks are free now.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
when the zombie apocalypse mid your shift but at least the snacks are free now.
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if you can see past the meme shit (which I honestly think was meant to be exactly as just-dated at the time as it came off) What We Do is like. *vicious* vicious about the current zeitgeist, which a significant part of the band wouldn't even live to see
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
if you can see past the meme shit (which I honestly think was meant to be exactly as just-dated at the time as it came off) What We Do is like. *vicious* vicious about the current zeitgeist, which a significant part of the band wouldn't even live to see
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you know, i didn't love Something For Everybody when it came out but at this stage of things I kind of have to admit that Devo still had it and pretty much nailed the exact kind of ugliness the future was cooking up
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
you know, i didn't love Something For Everybody when it came out but at this stage of things I kind of have to admit that Devo still had it and pretty much nailed the exact kind of ugliness the future was cooking up
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[american psychically shattered at formative age by state violence trying to explain the poverty of the human spirit under capitalism] imagine infinite hamburgers
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
[american psychically shattered at formative age by state violence trying to explain the poverty of the human spirit under capitalism] imagine infinite hamburgers
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eatin and breedin and pumpin gas / cheezburger cheezburger do it again
if you can see past the meme shit (which I honestly think was meant to be exactly as just-dated at the time as it came off) What We Do is like. *vicious* vicious about the current zeitgeist, which a significant part of the band wouldn't even live to see
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
eatin and breedin and pumpin gas / cheezburger cheezburger do it again
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I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
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It is within the realm of possible that it would have proceeded had Hitler been aborted. Hitler requires the Holocaust to make sense of, the Holocaust does not require Hitler to make sense of. I hope everyone doing this garbage is ashamed of themselves
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It is within the realm of possible that it would have proceeded had Hitler been aborted. Hitler requires the Holocaust to make sense of, the Holocaust does not require Hitler to make sense of. I hope everyone doing this garbage is ashamed of themselves
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I think Hitler had many autistic people euthanized and encouraged the exact attitude towards congenital difference that these tech ghouls seek to mainstream again. I think his party produced films glamorizing the euthanasia of difficult children, relentlessly depicted difference as a burden
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I think Hitler had many autistic people euthanized and encouraged the exact attitude towards congenital difference that these tech ghouls seek to mainstream again. I think his party produced films glamorizing the euthanasia of difficult children, relentlessly depicted difference as a burden
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every era invents its own hitler for its own needs. Personally I like to think of him as a violent police informant who hounded his underaged niece into suicide over fucking him, something that is well-attested by history and does not require melting magic chemicals near each other to detect autism
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
every era invents its own hitler for its own needs. Personally I like to think of him as a violent police informant who hounded his underaged niece into suicide over fucking him, something that is well-attested by history and does not require melting magic chemicals near each other to detect autism
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Let's be honest with each other, you don't think Brianna Ghey's murderers should have been charged with a crime, do you? After all, you spend an awful lot of your time arguing that it was her fault for having a phone.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Let's be honest with each other, you don't think Brianna Ghey's murderers should have been charged with a crime, do you? After all, you spend an awful lot of your time arguing that it was her fault for having a phone.
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becoming a keto guy but for emotions. neolithic humanity was immersed in violence and terrified 24/7. the human brain did not evolve to be chill. boost your productivity by coming to my retreat where i give you ptsd
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
becoming a keto guy but for emotions. neolithic humanity was immersed in violence and terrified 24/7. the human brain did not evolve to be chill. boost your productivity by coming to my retreat where i give you ptsd
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i am distantly related to the guy who invented benzos and i find it fascinating that my family line has been engaged in a generational war with jordan peterson
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i am distantly related to the guy who invented benzos and i find it fascinating that my family line has been engaged in a generational war with jordan peterson
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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
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my haters mock me for smoking what they believe to be crack from a lightbulb. but it's not crack. it's domperidone and i'm going to drown them in milk
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my haters mock me for smoking what they believe to be crack from a lightbulb. but it's not crack. it's domperidone and i'm going to drown them in milk
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so-called anarchists when u touch their pro state
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
so-called anarchists when u touch their pro state
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we're still in a phase of things where broadcasting it has an annoying habit of blowing up the spot & getting products pulled or w/e but it's extremely viable to pick up estradiol without a prescription. gateekeeping keeps gettin more and more intense & the gov't keeps fuckin w insurance. fuck it
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
we're still in a phase of things where broadcasting it has an annoying habit of blowing up the spot & getting products pulled or w/e but it's extremely viable to pick up estradiol without a prescription. gateekeeping keeps gettin more and more intense & the gov't keeps fuckin w insurance. fuck it
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One of my proudest moments was falling asleep during his entire set when he was part of the Summer Sanitarium tour in '00. Great fucking nap that got me ready for Metallica.
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
One of my proudest moments was falling asleep during his entire set when he was part of the Summer Sanitarium tour in '00. Great fucking nap that got me ready for Metallica.
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
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it's field-dependent. to a physicist intrinsic value is something different than to an analytic philosopher or an economist. the meaning even changes among different groups of ppl who are not any kind of violent pervert at all
It's very jarring to me how casually people—even presumably serious people who think about philosophy—will use the phrase "intrinsic value"
From my understanding of those two words, there couldn't be a more obvious contradiction in terms. Am I just wildly mistaken about the meaning of the phrase?
From my understanding of those two words, there couldn't be a more obvious contradiction in terms. Am I just wildly mistaken about the meaning of the phrase?
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
it's field-dependent. to a physicist intrinsic value is something different than to an analytic philosopher or an economist. the meaning even changes among different groups of ppl who are not any kind of violent pervert at all
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I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
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being trans is hard. there's a plurality of us who have witnessed the abyss, gotta shake it off as it brushes at short hairs on our arms like an old flame come calling, yet the culture's concerns are all abt whether to spend $15 on mediocre drugs or on a used Baby Yoda shirt with a dry cumshot on it
People keep telling me to watch Hazbin Hotel and while I'm sure it's lovely the visual style is unfortunately and repellently glompcore
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
being trans is hard. there's a plurality of us who have witnessed the abyss, gotta shake it off as it brushes at short hairs on our arms like an old flame come calling, yet the culture's concerns are all abt whether to spend $15 on mediocre drugs or on a used Baby Yoda shirt with a dry cumshot on it
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