Sam
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🏳️🌈 | 23 | Sens Fan | Pet Rock Enthusiast | 📍 Based in Ur Mom’s House, ON | #KachowSlay | 🏳️⚧️
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Sam
@samxietypills.bsky.social
· Mar 19
The Ottawa Senators are 0-1-0 in games that Travis Hamonic scores a goal in #GoSensGo
bench spence hes too short
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
bench spence hes too short
*tkachuk interview ends*
"from one captain to another here's nick suzuki"
*shows nick suzuki*
"uh yeah i dont know-"
*cuts to brady tkachuk*
"uh yeah that was a massive win-"
*cuts to ullmark & sens celebrating win with tsn outro song*
*cuts to tsn logos animation*
"uh yeah sorry about that"
"from one captain to another here's nick suzuki"
*shows nick suzuki*
"uh yeah i dont know-"
*cuts to brady tkachuk*
"uh yeah that was a massive win-"
*cuts to ullmark & sens celebrating win with tsn outro song*
*cuts to tsn logos animation*
"uh yeah sorry about that"
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
*tkachuk interview ends*
"from one captain to another here's nick suzuki"
*shows nick suzuki*
"uh yeah i dont know-"
*cuts to brady tkachuk*
"uh yeah that was a massive win-"
*cuts to ullmark & sens celebrating win with tsn outro song*
*cuts to tsn logos animation*
"uh yeah sorry about that"
"from one captain to another here's nick suzuki"
*shows nick suzuki*
"uh yeah i dont know-"
*cuts to brady tkachuk*
"uh yeah that was a massive win-"
*cuts to ullmark & sens celebrating win with tsn outro song*
*cuts to tsn logos animation*
"uh yeah sorry about that"
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The Sens start the night 11th in the East, but will end it 2nd in the Atlantic Division. Welcome to the NHL’s 25-26 Eastern Conference.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The Sens start the night 11th in the East, but will end it 2nd in the Atlantic Division. Welcome to the NHL’s 25-26 Eastern Conference.
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I love how much I'm hearing the word "cross-check" in this game. Especially how often it also appears with the please "in the back"
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I love how much I'm hearing the word "cross-check" in this game. Especially how often it also appears with the please "in the back"
sanderson proving anti dei sentiment is a sham
Nah his goal today was class and he made some good plays i cant lie
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
sanderson proving anti dei sentiment is a sham
refs just be putting ottawa in the box for anything 😭 free my boy amadio he was just skating man
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
refs just be putting ottawa in the box for anything 😭 free my boy amadio he was just skating man
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Itsa me, Jake Sanderson!
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Itsa me, Jake Sanderson!
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SANDERSONNED, BITCHES!
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
SANDERSONNED, BITCHES!
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When the Sens are having a total collapse, I suffer the consequences
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When the Sens are having a total collapse, I suffer the consequences
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Ok that will be in play to lower your punishment because olive oil is the literal gold of life
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Ok that will be in play to lower your punishment because olive oil is the literal gold of life
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I'd love to learn to identify herbs, but who has thyme?
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'd love to learn to identify herbs, but who has thyme?
some of you can’t handle this truth but its okay this take will age like fine wine
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
some of you can’t handle this truth but its okay this take will age like fine wine
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genuinely if sanderson took hamonic shots on the powerplay i would be a little happier
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
genuinely if sanderson took hamonic shots on the powerplay i would be a little happier
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Since my contract is not getting renewed at my job I'm not allowed to discuss, I can now pursue my real passion. Sens Shitposting
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Since my contract is not getting renewed at my job I'm not allowed to discuss, I can now pursue my real passion. Sens Shitposting
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dei tim stützle strikes again
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
dei tim stützle strikes again
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Tim Stützle has been scoring umlaut
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tim Stützle has been scoring umlaut
dei tim stützle strikes again
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
dei tim stützle strikes again
its like he’s still here
Won't see a prettier goal on a powerplay, what a pass from Stutzle to set up Tkachuk.
Ottawa's first PP goal in eight games, they were 0/19.
#Sens
Ottawa's first PP goal in eight games, they were 0/19.
#Sens
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
its like he’s still here
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Another game, another Jordan Spence point
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Another game, another Jordan Spence point
staios: we believe in you
pinto: yeah
pinto: yeah
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
staios: we believe in you
pinto: yeah
pinto: yeah
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official canadian government position
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
official canadian government position
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hey so this brady tkachuk podcast is not only bad timing for the team but also not going to end well for the individual and i think we all need to brace ourselves for that
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
hey so this brady tkachuk podcast is not only bad timing for the team but also not going to end well for the individual and i think we all need to brace ourselves for that