14 y/o: Cool. When I wrinkle my hand like this, it looks like the Muppet shrimp.
Me: Not that small.
#parentingteens
14 y/o: Cool. When I wrinkle my hand like this, it looks like the Muppet shrimp.
Me: Not that small.
#parentingteens
Me either.
#booknerd #whyamilikethis
Me either.
#booknerd #whyamilikethis
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
For the last 20 years, I’ve been a social worker dealing with death and dying and then a PA working in the operating room
When I have a nightmare about work, guess what it is?
For the last 20 years, I’ve been a social worker dealing with death and dying and then a PA working in the operating room
When I have a nightmare about work, guess what it is?
I’m Sarah (she/her) and before being a wannabe published novelist, I was a Physician Assistant, Social Worker, owner of a vegan ice cream co., and waitress.
I write tragedies with funny characters, so they break you… but you like it?
I’m Sarah (she/her) and before being a wannabe published novelist, I was a Physician Assistant, Social Worker, owner of a vegan ice cream co., and waitress.
I write tragedies with funny characters, so they break you… but you like it?
I MISS ME WHEN YOU'RE GONE is about grief and hope. It's women finding their ways to themselves and each other.
#BluePit📖 #Q #A
Then shout out to my girlies who also love drinking coffee and shouting at the youths’ new stupid trends.
Then shout out to my girlies who also love drinking coffee and shouting at the youths’ new stupid trends.
The only reason any politician wants war is to make money & line the pockets of their donors who pay them to incite it.
The only reason any politician wants war is to make money & line the pockets of their donors who pay them to incite it.
Is not the help my kids wanted when they were bickering over a video game.
Is not the help my kids wanted when they were bickering over a video game.