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web-dev (drupal/php/sql) | #eliksni #conlang writer/translator | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 scaw’ish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | 34 (🔞 DNI) | ⛔️ DMs | @cryptarchy.net’s philologist
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i've been working so hard on this for so long i'm so happy to be able to share this wider.

it's by no means "done" but i really, really strongly felt it was important to create a free, public website that anyone can access.

i went to college, i started a career in web dev, all to see this through.
Announcing: the Cryptarchy Dictionary!

Currently featuring over 141 words and phrases from across both @destinythegame.bungie.net and @marathonthegame.bungie.net, featuring logograms, audio pronunciation previews, and more, it's the beginning of a beautiful euphony.

cryptarchy.net/dictionary
ooh fun cloudflare is out and has knocked out a bunch of sites including both my own and my work's :D
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
the actors playing link and zelda look too much like they both know what a labubu is
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
you wish you had my youtube algorithm
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
i think puppies are hobbits
a man with his eyes closed says we 've had one yes but what about second breakfast ?
Alt: a hobbit says “we’ve had one, yes. but what about second breakfast?”
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
“the computer will automatically restart very soon” and other fantastic tales from apple
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
i’m gonna pick up a book
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
we added our twelfth baby to the house today; we’re up to five guinea pigs, four rats, two rabbits, and now Trico. border collie & french bulldog mix; total happy accident.

he was rejected and hurt by his mum as a puppy and bullied by his littermates. only felt right we should give him a good home.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
my entire feed all day youtu.be/0bOHr0IZ-5g?...
vinesauce joel reacts to bill clinton (real)
YouTube video by memage.
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
def put de lodi in der metroid
Watching the gameplay footage is so funny I wasn't prepared for this passage to be understating it
youtu.be/192PgwSmU6A?...
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
alt realities where superego software made millions with their hit platformer bloom
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
one fun side effect of kids only ever having digital downloads is that you buy them a £60 game with a disc and they hold it like a biscuit
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Don't fall for it, parent company basically wants to use this platform as a fresh content mill to train AI models, which is why it's explicitly "Anti-AI"
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i may be a broken clock but i’m also time blind so as far as i’m concerned i’m always right
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
steam machine game console looks so good.

nothing to do with the specs, i couldn’t give less of a shit, but being able to pop it in a backpack? it’s so small and portable!

*and* it’s just a prebuilt PC?

just afraid of how expensive it’ll be.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
right but that’s what i mean. human nature is inherently good in general *because* we look after animals.
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
might start posting like i’m in the middle of a conversation
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
wait HOW LONG AGO?!
🗓️ On This Day: 11 November
🕙 12 Years Ago...

In 2014, a new cross-media initiative was born. The 'Sonic Boom' sub-franchise began in earnest, with 3D adventure "Rise of Lyric" on Wii U and "Shattered Crystal" on 3DS launching in North America.

...At least we had the cartoon!
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
💀
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
all words are portmanteaus when you think about it
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
“I…[THEN STATE YOUR NAME]…”
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i wonder if i typed in eliksni enough if it would start showing up in other autocorrects.

yaviirskisk.
Has anyone else noticed that their phone's keyboards are getting... stupider?

My phone actually AVOIDS capitalizing "i" and sometimes I'll need to edit an entire paragraph after the fact because I'll manually type in a difficult word and it'll change it.

My going theory is that this is modern AI.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i'm building a swadesh list for eliksni and dread.

i think that's another thing singular exegete is trying to be.

to accomplish it, i thought it would be smart to start grabbing swadesh lists of other languages. i'm up to 44,000+ words and not even finished.

helpful! but oh my god this is a task.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM