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Sarsion
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· Aug 3
Announcing: the Cryptarchy Dictionary!
Currently featuring over 141 words and phrases from across both @destinythegame.bungie.net and @marathonthegame.bungie.net, featuring logograms, audio pronunciation previews, and more, it's the beginning of a beautiful euphony.
cryptarchy.net/dictionary
Currently featuring over 141 words and phrases from across both @destinythegame.bungie.net and @marathonthegame.bungie.net, featuring logograms, audio pronunciation previews, and more, it's the beginning of a beautiful euphony.
cryptarchy.net/dictionary
i've been working so hard on this for so long i'm so happy to be able to share this wider.
it's by no means "done" but i really, really strongly felt it was important to create a free, public website that anyone can access.
i went to college, i started a career in web dev, all to see this through.
it's by no means "done" but i really, really strongly felt it was important to create a free, public website that anyone can access.
i went to college, i started a career in web dev, all to see this through.
what does this even mean.
either she’s saying the quiet part out loud, that these people are targeted, or otherwise she’s implying that anyone with pronouns deserve it (read: anyone).
i get americans love free speech but i wonder if you need some guardrails on ensuring it’s rational speech.
either she’s saying the quiet part out loud, that these people are targeted, or otherwise she’s implying that anyone with pronouns deserve it (read: anyone).
i get americans love free speech but i wonder if you need some guardrails on ensuring it’s rational speech.
“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
January 8, 2026 at 9:31 AM
what does this even mean.
either she’s saying the quiet part out loud, that these people are targeted, or otherwise she’s implying that anyone with pronouns deserve it (read: anyone).
i get americans love free speech but i wonder if you need some guardrails on ensuring it’s rational speech.
either she’s saying the quiet part out loud, that these people are targeted, or otherwise she’s implying that anyone with pronouns deserve it (read: anyone).
i get americans love free speech but i wonder if you need some guardrails on ensuring it’s rational speech.
i was vaguely intrigued by FNAF movie 1 but FNAF movie 2 was actually awful.
the whole movie i’m waiting for anyone to do anything except standing still, and the moment it started looking like it was about to get good, it ended.
as someone with no reference point for this IP, the films don’t help.
the whole movie i’m waiting for anyone to do anything except standing still, and the moment it started looking like it was about to get good, it ended.
as someone with no reference point for this IP, the films don’t help.
January 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
i was vaguely intrigued by FNAF movie 1 but FNAF movie 2 was actually awful.
the whole movie i’m waiting for anyone to do anything except standing still, and the moment it started looking like it was about to get good, it ended.
as someone with no reference point for this IP, the films don’t help.
the whole movie i’m waiting for anyone to do anything except standing still, and the moment it started looking like it was about to get good, it ended.
as someone with no reference point for this IP, the films don’t help.
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I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
not a fan of them using grok to build up to the punchline.
but what a punchline.
but what a punchline.
This is like an old fashioned Gawker blog but somehow British and high-brow. I'll take it. www.ft.com/content/ad94...
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
not a fan of them using grok to build up to the punchline.
but what a punchline.
but what a punchline.
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this is how every outlet should refer to X
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I love the @aftermath.site folks, but this headline and subhed are absolutely art.
Please Seek Help Immediately
Motherfucker have you listened to yourself
aftermath.site
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I love the @aftermath.site folks, but this headline and subhed are absolutely art.
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MICHIGAN: Police arrest protestor of Trump’s attack on Venezuela while she’s live on air 🤔🇺🇸
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
MICHIGAN: Police arrest protestor of Trump’s attack on Venezuela while she’s live on air 🤔🇺🇸
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Statement from the Prevent Cancer Foundation on funding research project using AI technology:
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Statement from the Prevent Cancer Foundation on funding research project using AI technology:
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it’s pretty fascinating how the word conspiracy itself has become synonymous with “something made-up” when it’s the “theory” part of “conspiracy theory” that’s meant to be the basis of supposition.
a conspiracy is when one or more people conspire together to cause something to happen. it happens.
a conspiracy is when one or more people conspire together to cause something to happen. it happens.
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 AM
it’s pretty fascinating how the word conspiracy itself has become synonymous with “something made-up” when it’s the “theory” part of “conspiracy theory” that’s meant to be the basis of supposition.
a conspiracy is when one or more people conspire together to cause something to happen. it happens.
a conspiracy is when one or more people conspire together to cause something to happen. it happens.
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The reason I love this Reductress joke is that it gets to the essence of what "The Doomscroll" actually is.
It's not simply a parade of disinterestedly reported news stories with sober headlines about tragedies. It's everyone else's *commentary* about them.
It's not simply a parade of disinterestedly reported news stories with sober headlines about tragedies. It's everyone else's *commentary* about them.
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The reason I love this Reductress joke is that it gets to the essence of what "The Doomscroll" actually is.
It's not simply a parade of disinterestedly reported news stories with sober headlines about tragedies. It's everyone else's *commentary* about them.
It's not simply a parade of disinterestedly reported news stories with sober headlines about tragedies. It's everyone else's *commentary* about them.
i don’t blame them for it but it’s really funny whenever someone at bungie wanders into my server and then immediately hits the eject button. especially when they’ve worked on the languages.
i’m definitely on some sort of internal do-not-engage list.
i’m definitely on some sort of internal do-not-engage list.
January 6, 2026 at 8:53 AM
i don’t blame them for it but it’s really funny whenever someone at bungie wanders into my server and then immediately hits the eject button. especially when they’ve worked on the languages.
i’m definitely on some sort of internal do-not-engage list.
i’m definitely on some sort of internal do-not-engage list.
i saw someone defend neglecting to add alt text by saying “surely you realise bots scrape alt text to train their models”, as if somehow we should limit accessibility because asshole billionaires might get a 0.005% boost in asshole productivity.
maybe focus on what we can control.
maybe focus on what we can control.
January 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
i saw someone defend neglecting to add alt text by saying “surely you realise bots scrape alt text to train their models”, as if somehow we should limit accessibility because asshole billionaires might get a 0.005% boost in asshole productivity.
maybe focus on what we can control.
maybe focus on what we can control.
first day back at work and i’ve been having coughing fits so bad i’m near fainting and collapsing at my desk. had to have a lie down for lunch.
either this flu burns that much brainpower or i’m just that allergic to work.
either this flu burns that much brainpower or i’m just that allergic to work.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
first day back at work and i’ve been having coughing fits so bad i’m near fainting and collapsing at my desk. had to have a lie down for lunch.
either this flu burns that much brainpower or i’m just that allergic to work.
either this flu burns that much brainpower or i’m just that allergic to work.
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Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
yes, abigail, your snow-goon is very nice. thank you for sharing.
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
yes, abigail, your snow-goon is very nice. thank you for sharing.
is it ever apropos of something
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 AM
is it ever apropos of something
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this post is even funnier with the fancy uk schools labeler on
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
this post is even funnier with the fancy uk schools labeler on
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It's kinda funny how the tech bros rapidly shifted from "a JPG can belong to someone in particular, you can't just use it!" to "i made this machine that steals JPGs and plagiarizes them"
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
It's kinda funny how the tech bros rapidly shifted from "a JPG can belong to someone in particular, you can't just use it!" to "i made this machine that steals JPGs and plagiarizes them"
spent the day playing stardew valley for the first time.
i imagine this is a common rookie mistake but on the last day of spring i planted all of my seeds. only just found out what sprinklers do.
oh well, at least i’m 6/10 hearts with haley.
i imagine this is a common rookie mistake but on the last day of spring i planted all of my seeds. only just found out what sprinklers do.
oh well, at least i’m 6/10 hearts with haley.
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
spent the day playing stardew valley for the first time.
i imagine this is a common rookie mistake but on the last day of spring i planted all of my seeds. only just found out what sprinklers do.
oh well, at least i’m 6/10 hearts with haley.
i imagine this is a common rookie mistake but on the last day of spring i planted all of my seeds. only just found out what sprinklers do.
oh well, at least i’m 6/10 hearts with haley.
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The scam website that is trying to steal money from artists is back, new logo and... very hastily made website.
Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.
Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The scam website that is trying to steal money from artists is back, new logo and... very hastily made website.
Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.
Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.
i think media literacy is great but i think we should actually know a hell of a lot less about what the author thinks of their own work.
isn’t that the point of the work itself.
isn’t that the point of the work itself.
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
i think media literacy is great but i think we should actually know a hell of a lot less about what the author thinks of their own work.
isn’t that the point of the work itself.
isn’t that the point of the work itself.
why yes, i am a tasty psakik thank you
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
why yes, i am a tasty psakik thank you
stranger things.
i’m pleasantly surprised by how they tied things off.
wasn’t enjoying most of this season (partially because i missed the entire season before with eddie and partially because it felt super clichéd) but the payoffs were beautiful.
i’m pleasantly surprised by how they tied things off.
wasn’t enjoying most of this season (partially because i missed the entire season before with eddie and partially because it felt super clichéd) but the payoffs were beautiful.
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
stranger things.
i’m pleasantly surprised by how they tied things off.
wasn’t enjoying most of this season (partially because i missed the entire season before with eddie and partially because it felt super clichéd) but the payoffs were beautiful.
i’m pleasantly surprised by how they tied things off.
wasn’t enjoying most of this season (partially because i missed the entire season before with eddie and partially because it felt super clichéd) but the payoffs were beautiful.
ratty new year from the boys
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 PM
ratty new year from the boys