¡SATIRISTAS!
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¡SATIRISTAS!
@satiristas.bsky.social
Comic provocateurs targeting political hypocrisy, media distortion & institutionalized ignorance. By
@PaulProvenza & @Dan_Dion
http://tinyurl.com/ycm5o49v
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When you rule by fear…
"The ballroom Mr. Trump is planning now is more than four times as large as the 20,000-square-foot one at Mar-a-Lago."
"Trump’s ever-growing vision has caused tension with contractors. His architect has taken a step back as the president personally manages the project."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
Inside Trump’s Push to Make the White House Ballroom as Big as Possible
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Trump’s ever-growing vision has caused tension with contractors. His architect has taken a step back as the president personally manages the project."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
Inside Trump’s Push to Make the White House Ballroom as Big as Possible
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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It’s true. We shouldn’t pretend that. Trumpist culture is not the same as American culture and not equal. Trumpist culture is proudly ignorant, defiantly against America’s founding values and subsequently developed values, venomously bigoted, and generally despicable.
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Erika Kirk turned her husband’s murder into the business opportunity of a lifetime. She has a lot to teach us about deals.
Why is Andrew Ross Sorkin hosting Erika Kirk at the Dealbook Summit?

Honest line of inquiry - what could she possibly elevate about macroeconomic factors that's so important it crowds out her organization's relentless bigotry?
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Is America as amoral and disgusting as the people running it?
Pete Hegseth: "Should we follow the Geneva Conventions? What if we treated the enemy the way they treated us?…If you surrender, we might spare your life. If you do not, we will rip your arms off and feed them to hogs… We are just fighting with one hand behind our back."
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Correct
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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First Marge flees the sinking GOP ship… now Nancy? Yikes
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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NEW: Nancy Mace is considering following MTG's lead and resigning from Congress before the end of her term. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
Republican Anger Erupts at Johnson as Party Frets About Future
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Oh look, Father Coughlin has a great-grandson, and he has a job at Fox News. Just like the old man.
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"The question is whether or not you choose to disturb the world around you, or if you choose to let it go on as if you had never arrived."

-- Ann Patchett, writer
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Omnicom to cut over 4,000 jobs and shutter ad agencies after takeover

www.linkedin.com/news/story/o...
Omnicom to cut over 4,000 jobs, shutter ad agencies after takeover | LinkedIn
Advertising giant Omnicom Group is restructuring after its blockbuster acquisition of Interpublic Group, closing "historic" agencies DDB, FCB and MullenLowe.
www.linkedin.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Trump said he would weaken Biden-era mileage standards, which were designed to increase electric-vehicle sales, calling them a “scam.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/c...
Trump Returns to Gasoline as Fuel of Choice for Cars, Gutting Biden’s Climate Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trump said he'd pardon a TX Dem lawmaker awaiting trial on bribery charges. He called the case against Cuellar & his wife politically motivated b/c Cuellar spoke against Biden-era border policies.

The Cuellars were accused of taking $600,000 in bribes:

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Plans to Pardon Democratic Lawmaker From Texas
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award

open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
“They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters.
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A Surprise When Your Package Arrives: You Have to Pay the Tariff

The end of a tariff exemption on goods worth $800 or less has left some U.S. shoppers with an extra shipping bill that must be paid before delivery.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/b...
A Surprise When Your Package Arrives: You Have to Pay the Tariff
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Juan Orlando Hernández, the former president of Honduras, once boasted that he would 'stuff the drugs up the gringos’ noses.'

He accepted a $1 million bribe from El Chapo.

A man was killed in prison to protect him."

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
The Ex-President Whom Trump Plans to Pardon Flooded America With Cocaine
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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“In nearly all of the examples Judge Ellis cited in her 200-plus page opinion, she says the Department of Homeland Security narrative contradicts the reality of what can be seen on agents' body-worn cameras.”

abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...
Federal agents engaged in widespread misrepresentations to justify use of force: Judge
The ABC7 I-Team is taking a closer look at a trove of videos ordered released by a federal judge in her explanation of the preliminary injunction she issued earlier this month restricting use of force...
abc7chicago.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I aced the cognitive test. Also, drug prices are coming down 700 percent.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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What evidence is there that the people Trump and Hegseth executed were drug traffickers rather than fishermen? Blowing them up kills witnesses and destroys evidence.
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM