Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
@scareymulligan.bsky.social
The Criterion Closet’s worst guest.
I write The Parasocial Hour, a quasiacademic shitpost/newsletter about pop culture and capitalist decay.
latine • goth • tired
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Links:
https://linktr.ee/ScareyMulligan
I write The Parasocial Hour, a quasiacademic shitpost/newsletter about pop culture and capitalist decay.
latine • goth • tired
🇵🇸 📽️📺💙📚 🇵🇸
Links:
https://linktr.ee/ScareyMulligan
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The Parasocial Hour
There is a reason you think those things about that famous person.
theparasocialhour.beehiiv.com
It is so easy to stress me the hell out (hint: it’s reading my writing which I work hard on and actually want people to read)
If I find out you used the James Baldwin typebot
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If I find out you used the James Baldwin typebot
I’m going to a hockey game for the first time ever next week!!!!!!! A lifelong capitals fan and I’m finally seeing them play in person next week!!!! Hell yes brother, let’s go team, etc etc etc YAYY
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m going to a hockey game for the first time ever next week!!!!!!! A lifelong capitals fan and I’m finally seeing them play in person next week!!!! Hell yes brother, let’s go team, etc etc etc YAYY
I did not know people were pronouncing it Latin-eks, I’d been saying Latin-equis bc why would I use the English version of the letter? And yet seems I was in the minority there oh well
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I did not know people were pronouncing it Latin-eks, I’d been saying Latin-equis bc why would I use the English version of the letter? And yet seems I was in the minority there oh well
“We need to make sure they have a family to annihilate”
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“We need to make sure they have a family to annihilate”
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We're seeing some confusion about this, so let's talk about it.
Home Depot has been complicit as ICE snatches day laborers out of parking lots. At minimum Home Depot is turning a blind eye, and there have also been rumors they may be more actively complicit. Organizers including #weaintbuyingit 🧵
Home Depot has been complicit as ICE snatches day laborers out of parking lots. At minimum Home Depot is turning a blind eye, and there have also been rumors they may be more actively complicit. Organizers including #weaintbuyingit 🧵
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We're seeing some confusion about this, so let's talk about it.
Home Depot has been complicit as ICE snatches day laborers out of parking lots. At minimum Home Depot is turning a blind eye, and there have also been rumors they may be more actively complicit. Organizers including #weaintbuyingit 🧵
Home Depot has been complicit as ICE snatches day laborers out of parking lots. At minimum Home Depot is turning a blind eye, and there have also been rumors they may be more actively complicit. Organizers including #weaintbuyingit 🧵
RIP Kafka u would have had so many questions about Kraftwerk
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
RIP Kafka u would have had so many questions about Kraftwerk
If I could be cringe and chronically stuck in the twenty tens for a moment, I do appreciate that his career as a Hero(tm) really did just start and end with morale boosters for Distressed American Boys
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
If I could be cringe and chronically stuck in the twenty tens for a moment, I do appreciate that his career as a Hero(tm) really did just start and end with morale boosters for Distressed American Boys
Getting started on research plans for upcoming piece(s) about the NFL, halftime shows, and the Super Bowl as a marketing space/exploitation vector; so let me just say right now before all of that:
I think it is FUCKED UP the Raiders went to Vegas and I have been PISSED about this since 2017
I think it is FUCKED UP the Raiders went to Vegas and I have been PISSED about this since 2017
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Getting started on research plans for upcoming piece(s) about the NFL, halftime shows, and the Super Bowl as a marketing space/exploitation vector; so let me just say right now before all of that:
I think it is FUCKED UP the Raiders went to Vegas and I have been PISSED about this since 2017
I think it is FUCKED UP the Raiders went to Vegas and I have been PISSED about this since 2017
“😊Just say it 💞🥰💕”
dude what
the fuck
dude what
the fuck
This is just
We sure do live in
It's so
We're all having
Just
Wow
We sure do live in
It's so
We're all having
Just
Wow
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“😊Just say it 💞🥰💕”
dude what
the fuck
dude what
the fuck
Started researching the history of the halftime show
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Started researching the history of the halftime show
Reposted by Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
I just want Ken Keeler to know “Two Bad Neighbors” is one of my favorite Simpsons episodes and I frequently laugh to myself remembering how “hey, turkeys! behind ya” tumbled from Bush Sr’s shriveled mouth
Can someone please let him know? Thank you!!
Can someone please let him know? Thank you!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I just want Ken Keeler to know “Two Bad Neighbors” is one of my favorite Simpsons episodes and I frequently laugh to myself remembering how “hey, turkeys! behind ya” tumbled from Bush Sr’s shriveled mouth
Can someone please let him know? Thank you!!
Can someone please let him know? Thank you!!
If you’re thinking of designing your office space to follow an industrial aesthetic that leans heavily on open layouts of entirely concrete walls and floors: don’t
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you’re thinking of designing your office space to follow an industrial aesthetic that leans heavily on open layouts of entirely concrete walls and floors: don’t
Reposted by Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
I used to be so empathetic towards men when I was still WFH but now that I’m in office and seeing them in person every day… they are NOT lonely enough let me tell you
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I used to be so empathetic towards men when I was still WFH but now that I’m in office and seeing them in person every day… they are NOT lonely enough let me tell you
Reposted by Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
it is an honor to live & fight in LA 🖤🫡
“What we're seeing in LA right now can't be understood w/o recognizing impact of how organizers responded during the fires in Jan...the student intifada, the 2020 uprising.. expansive mutual aid efforts, & tenant organizing spearheaded by LA Tenants Union”
To Live and Fight in LA: People’s City Council on the Growing Mobilization in the Streets Against ICE
In early June, demonstrations exploded after ICE carried out militarized raids in working-class communities and workplaces in Los Angeles, CA, leading to large confrontations between ICE, the LAPD, an...
itsgoingdown.org
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
it is an honor to live & fight in LA 🖤🫡
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
It is so sad that men aren’t allowed to push in their chairs when they leave their desk :’(
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It is so sad that men aren’t allowed to push in their chairs when they leave their desk :’(
Reposted by Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
If my heart is a place, it’s @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social: one of the most innovative, inclusive, and wonderful comics shops—and communities—that I’ve had the privilege to be a part of.
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now, organized by Katie Pryde
Dear friends: I need your help.
I’m proud of everything Books with Pictures… Katie Pryde needs your support for Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If my heart is a place, it’s @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social: one of the most innovative, inclusive, and wonderful comics shops—and communities—that I’ve had the privilege to be a part of.
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
Reposted by Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
nice white ladies (jessie daniels)
white tears/brown scars (ruby hamad)
they were her property (stephanie e. jones-rogers)
the trouble with white women (kyla schuller)
white feminism (koa beck)
ain't i a woman (bell hooks)
sisters in hate (seyward darby)
white women, race matters (ruth frankenberg)
white tears/brown scars (ruby hamad)
they were her property (stephanie e. jones-rogers)
the trouble with white women (kyla schuller)
white feminism (koa beck)
ain't i a woman (bell hooks)
sisters in hate (seyward darby)
white women, race matters (ruth frankenberg)
I'd be really curious if someone better versed in feminist theory wrote about what's happening on the right. Because between Greene, Mace, and Bobert, we've got this bloc forming of women who seem tired of serving a patriarchy of sex criminals. And their rhetoric is starting to lean that direction.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
nice white ladies (jessie daniels)
white tears/brown scars (ruby hamad)
they were her property (stephanie e. jones-rogers)
the trouble with white women (kyla schuller)
white feminism (koa beck)
ain't i a woman (bell hooks)
sisters in hate (seyward darby)
white women, race matters (ruth frankenberg)
white tears/brown scars (ruby hamad)
they were her property (stephanie e. jones-rogers)
the trouble with white women (kyla schuller)
white feminism (koa beck)
ain't i a woman (bell hooks)
sisters in hate (seyward darby)
white women, race matters (ruth frankenberg)
Reposted by Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
It was raining all weekend and I finished reading HELLO, SUNSHINE by @keezyyoung.bsky.social and I think all the rest of you should read it too whether it’s raining or not.
Little black cat that goes to great lengths to be close as possible to her human without getting on their lap also optional.
Little black cat that goes to great lengths to be close as possible to her human without getting on their lap also optional.
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It was raining all weekend and I finished reading HELLO, SUNSHINE by @keezyyoung.bsky.social and I think all the rest of you should read it too whether it’s raining or not.
Little black cat that goes to great lengths to be close as possible to her human without getting on their lap also optional.
Little black cat that goes to great lengths to be close as possible to her human without getting on their lap also optional.
Jane fonda’s original workout is free on YouTube I got 27 minutes in, nearly threw up, and am now very painfully aware of every muscle in my back
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Jane fonda’s original workout is free on YouTube I got 27 minutes in, nearly threw up, and am now very painfully aware of every muscle in my back
I think NIMBYs should get beat up a little, stuffed in a couple lockers maybe, given an elastic snapping wedgie every time “property value” tumbles from their worm lips,
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think NIMBYs should get beat up a little, stuffed in a couple lockers maybe, given an elastic snapping wedgie every time “property value” tumbles from their worm lips,
I don’t want to do CHORES I want to walk to my neighborhood’s wash and get HYPNOTIZED by the raging waters below (it is raining in LA)
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I don’t want to do CHORES I want to walk to my neighborhood’s wash and get HYPNOTIZED by the raging waters below (it is raining in LA)