Alice Lastname
@schnoub.bsky.social
Just lurkin' n' livin' the common experience with the Tylenol-American diaspora from within the USA.
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There’s real irony in this: lawmakers can’t get back to DC to vote to reopen the government because flights are canceled, thanks to the same shutdown they caused.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There’s real irony in this: lawmakers can’t get back to DC to vote to reopen the government because flights are canceled, thanks to the same shutdown they caused.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
States' rights. 🖕
JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
Trump tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
States' rights. 🖕
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Apple TV going to a split screen mid-#HellIsReal playoff match just to show Messi arriving at the stadium, with the match side smaller than the Messi side, is great example of why MLS fans might be tired of him.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Apple TV going to a split screen mid-#HellIsReal playoff match just to show Messi arriving at the stadium, with the match side smaller than the Messi side, is great example of why MLS fans might be tired of him.
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I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
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In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
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I believe he’s shitting his pants and trying to look nonchalant
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I believe he’s shitting his pants and trying to look nonchalant
Wait a minute. Let's hear him out.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wait a minute. Let's hear him out.
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Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.
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People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
Ope. #Crew96 🤭
The post-mortems continue!
Three teams – Chicago, Austin and FC Dallas – have already been eliminated in Round 1 of the MLS playoffs. What comes next for them?
For Austin in particular, they're kind of hemmed in by earlier roster moves...
www.mlssoccer.com/news/what-no...
Three teams – Chicago, Austin and FC Dallas – have already been eliminated in Round 1 of the MLS playoffs. What comes next for them?
For Austin in particular, they're kind of hemmed in by earlier roster moves...
www.mlssoccer.com/news/what-no...
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ope. #Crew96 🤭
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The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
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Please boycott 60 minutes tonight. The orange felon will be spewing lie after lie for an hour. Don’t watch. Go for a walk or watch football or play with your kids. Don’t watch.
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Please boycott 60 minutes tonight. The orange felon will be spewing lie after lie for an hour. Don’t watch. Go for a walk or watch football or play with your kids. Don’t watch.
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
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Today’s match day. It’s also the first day Ohio’s 1.4M SNAP recipients—who are mostly children and seniors—begin missing November payments due to the government shutdown.
Join us in donating to the Mid-Ohio Food Collective to help stock pantries and meal sites across central Ohio!
bit.ly/4hFkrP5
Join us in donating to the Mid-Ohio Food Collective to help stock pantries and meal sites across central Ohio!
bit.ly/4hFkrP5
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today’s match day. It’s also the first day Ohio’s 1.4M SNAP recipients—who are mostly children and seniors—begin missing November payments due to the government shutdown.
Join us in donating to the Mid-Ohio Food Collective to help stock pantries and meal sites across central Ohio!
bit.ly/4hFkrP5
Join us in donating to the Mid-Ohio Food Collective to help stock pantries and meal sites across central Ohio!
bit.ly/4hFkrP5
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With many of our neighbors at risk of losing their SNAP benefits on November 1st, Steel City Massive is teaming up with Mid-Ohio Food Collective to make a difference.
Our neighbors need us now more than ever. Let’s show up off the pitch too. 🖤💛 #Crew96
Our neighbors need us now more than ever. Let’s show up off the pitch too. 🖤💛 #Crew96
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
With many of our neighbors at risk of losing their SNAP benefits on November 1st, Steel City Massive is teaming up with Mid-Ohio Food Collective to make a difference.
Our neighbors need us now more than ever. Let’s show up off the pitch too. 🖤💛 #Crew96
Our neighbors need us now more than ever. Let’s show up off the pitch too. 🖤💛 #Crew96
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If you’re headed to the game today, grab a couple items from the list below and drop them off to Steel City Massive at the tailgate. #Crew96
With many of our neighbors at risk of losing their SNAP benefits on November 1st, Steel City Massive is teaming up with Mid-Ohio Food Collective to make a difference.
Our neighbors need us now more than ever. Let’s show up off the pitch too. 🖤💛 #Crew96
Our neighbors need us now more than ever. Let’s show up off the pitch too. 🖤💛 #Crew96
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If you’re headed to the game today, grab a couple items from the list below and drop them off to Steel City Massive at the tailgate. #Crew96
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Match day! Even if the Crew win the next two playoff games and advance, tonight could be the last home game of the year. Come join the Hell Is Real derby fun at 630p!
November 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Match day! Even if the Crew win the next two playoff games and advance, tonight could be the last home game of the year. Come join the Hell Is Real derby fun at 630p!
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If you're a rich guy having a Gatsby party you have to do the book all the way until the end.
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you're a rich guy having a Gatsby party you have to do the book all the way until the end.
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The Roaring Twenties of Gatsby and the Buchanans followed a pandemic and preceded a depression. Just sayin’.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The Roaring Twenties of Gatsby and the Buchanans followed a pandemic and preceded a depression. Just sayin’.
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can't believe outlets are running moral-panic headlines again based on flimsy anecdata from the *same* trade group (the national retailer federation) and sponsored by the *same* anti-theft company (sensormatic) that had to retract this *same* "study" just two years ago for being bogus.
Retailers Dealing With Increasing Levels of Theft and Violence
Report emphasizes importance of preventive measures, coordination with law enforcement
progressivegrocer.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
can't believe outlets are running moral-panic headlines again based on flimsy anecdata from the *same* trade group (the national retailer federation) and sponsored by the *same* anti-theft company (sensormatic) that had to retract this *same* "study" just two years ago for being bogus.
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THIS IS WHATS GONNA CAUSE THEM TO REBEL
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
THIS IS WHATS GONNA CAUSE THEM TO REBEL
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if everyone would simply follow the damn rules i wouldn’t have to be a cunt all the time 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
if everyone would simply follow the damn rules i wouldn’t have to be a cunt all the time 🙄
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!