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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈
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gay and stupid (in that order)
I never said that. You’re putting turds in my mouth
January 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Hey bud are you into discreet
January 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I fucking hate fresh food! Why do people act like it’s so great??

That shit disintegrates into mold the fucking moment you expose it to air. I am going to eat frozen and processed food the rest of my life and it was be AMAZING

FUCK you fresh food, you are WEAK
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s gay guy Tuesday, here’s a gay guy post from me
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Mold on food makes me so fucking angry.

I was going to eat that and you had no fucking right to take it. Fuck you
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How it feels when a twitch streamer reads the message I wrote in chat
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It was a gay guy Christmas 🎄
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I hope i get the latest gadget for christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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what does he know
October 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Why is Jonah Hill dressed like an Elusive Target from Hitman
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
New PC
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It’s funny to think that the last Republican president who didn’t use cheat codes to win his election or start an insurrection was in 1988
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gay guys love to put our dogs in clothes
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
DoorDash should probably be illegal
August 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Always blows my mind that people believe things like this
August 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I think the show Lizzy McGuire should’ve been about me it would’ve been more interesting
July 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I just need to fundamentally change every aspect of myself and then I’ll be fine
July 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It’s so weird when someone is British AND gay. That’s too many things! Pick one
June 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Need this!
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
They should let you get an abortion at Claire’s
June 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dee Dee

Mega

Doo doo
June 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM