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Ԁallas 🏳️‍🌈
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gay and stupid (in that order)
New PC
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It’s funny to think that the last Republican president who didn’t use cheat codes to win his election or start an insurrection was in 1988
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gay guys love to put our dogs in clothes
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
DoorDash should probably be illegal
August 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Always blows my mind that people believe things like this
August 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I think the show Lizzy McGuire should’ve been about me it would’ve been more interesting
July 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I just need to fundamentally change every aspect of myself and then I’ll be fine
July 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It’s so weird when someone is British AND gay. That’s too many things! Pick one
June 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Need this!
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
They should let you get an abortion at Claire’s
June 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dee Dee

Mega

Doo doo
June 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If you can’t fuck yourself, how the fuck are you gonna fuck anyone else
June 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Alexa release my inhibitions
June 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Some acronyms they use where I work that I think they should consider changing:

- STI
- SUCC
- CP
- AARP
- DOM
June 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
June 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This picture emits psychic damage
June 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Did Chappell Roan’s mom really say “you’re a pink pony girl, and you dance at the club”

I feel like she wouldn’t have said it that way
June 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There are men on the Internet calling me “daddy”
June 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yay my new yeti arrived
June 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
June 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I wonder if some day we’ll have the technology to sell clothes that are the same size after you wash them as when you bought them
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When I first downloaded Scruff, I did not know very much about how HIV/PrEP etc. worked.

So when a profile said someone was “undetectable” I thought it was implying they were good at Stealth missions or something
May 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM