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"You convinced everyone to come and see me 'cause you're such a good friend... BUT SUCH A BAD DAUGHTER!"
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"You convinced everyone to come and see me 'cause you're such a good friend... BUT SUCH A BAD DAUGHTER!"
#GoColts #GoPacers #GoFever #GoHoosiers #GoPurdue #GoND
#NeverTrump
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Here's my issue with that. "Foodstamps" can only be spent on food. So hair, nails, and tattoos are irrelevant to that. It's not like they are, or even capable, of blowing their SNAP benefits on tattoos. IT'S A STRAWMAN! It's gaslighting. One thing has NOTHING to do with the other.
Suggs shouldn't have been ejected.
But now I see why the 76ers got demolished the way they did. The Magic rallied around Suggs' erroneous ejection.
But now I see why the 76ers got demolished the way they did. The Magic rallied around Suggs' erroneous ejection.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Suggs shouldn't have been ejected.
But now I see why the 76ers got demolished the way they did. The Magic rallied around Suggs' erroneous ejection.
But now I see why the 76ers got demolished the way they did. The Magic rallied around Suggs' erroneous ejection.
If I do a full-out spring, I'm going to be seeing those little weird black dot things you see right before you pass out. 🤣🤣🤣
If you’re 30+, can you do a full out sprint without hurting yourself?
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If I do a full-out spring, I'm going to be seeing those little weird black dot things you see right before you pass out. 🤣🤣🤣
I know.
I thought we agreed we were not going up be in yt ppl's business this holiday season. Why is that all over the Skyline? Let them ppl do what they do. Shake ya head and keep it movin'.
Ppl out here eatin' dinner and yall dirty'ing up the sideline w/ yt lady's eating hemorrhoids. 😡
I thought we agreed we were not going up be in yt ppl's business this holiday season. Why is that all over the Skyline? Let them ppl do what they do. Shake ya head and keep it movin'.
Ppl out here eatin' dinner and yall dirty'ing up the sideline w/ yt lady's eating hemorrhoids. 😡
You ALL getting muted still talking about that YT lady 😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I know.
I thought we agreed we were not going up be in yt ppl's business this holiday season. Why is that all over the Skyline? Let them ppl do what they do. Shake ya head and keep it movin'.
Ppl out here eatin' dinner and yall dirty'ing up the sideline w/ yt lady's eating hemorrhoids. 😡
I thought we agreed we were not going up be in yt ppl's business this holiday season. Why is that all over the Skyline? Let them ppl do what they do. Shake ya head and keep it movin'.
Ppl out here eatin' dinner and yall dirty'ing up the sideline w/ yt lady's eating hemorrhoids. 😡
Don't get it fcuked up, I love me some TLC. But I don't think they have a 'Don't Let Go (Love)' in their category.
🎶 "Luh-oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oo" 🎶
🎶 "Luh-oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oo" 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Don't get it fcuked up, I love me some TLC. But I don't think they have a 'Don't Let Go (Love)' in their category.
🎶 "Luh-oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oo" 🎶
🎶 "Luh-oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oo" 🎶
9 times out of 10, I'm definitely calling it "pop."
When I'm in a professional setting, I try to remember to refer to it as "soda." But I slip up sometimes.
When I'm in a professional setting, I try to remember to refer to it as "soda." But I slip up sometimes.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
9 times out of 10, I'm definitely calling it "pop."
When I'm in a professional setting, I try to remember to refer to it as "soda." But I slip up sometimes.
When I'm in a professional setting, I try to remember to refer to it as "soda." But I slip up sometimes.
Some of yall get along here, but I'm not so sure yall would get along off of Bluesky. Some personalities would definitely clash. 🤷🏾
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Some of yall get along here, but I'm not so sure yall would get along off of Bluesky. Some personalities would definitely clash. 🤷🏾
Naw, I need everything to touch. I love the organized chaos of a full Thanksgiving plate. 🤤🤤🤤
My preference... yes, I'm 5 years old when it comes to food.... I don't want it touching.. go judge your face in a mirror 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Naw, I need everything to touch. I love the organized chaos of a full Thanksgiving plate. 🤤🤤🤤
I'm not fw that hemorrhoid video at all. Not even a little bit. I'm gone let yall have that. I had to mute that filth. I can't. I truly can't. No, sir.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm not fw that hemorrhoid video at all. Not even a little bit. I'm gone let yall have that. I had to mute that filth. I can't. I truly can't. No, sir.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I thought we silently agreed to do that a long time ago? Considering what they did on the original Thanksgiving, they're not even allowed to talk to me on this holiday.
I think we should stay out of white people’s Thanksgiving business this year.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I thought we silently agreed to do that a long time ago? Considering what they did on the original Thanksgiving, they're not even allowed to talk to me on this holiday.
I'm so over this whole "having to eat to survive" business. Why can't I just opt not to have to eat or only need one meal a day?! It's so annoying. 😣
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm so over this whole "having to eat to survive" business. Why can't I just opt not to have to eat or only need one meal a day?! It's so annoying. 😣
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Literally, my worst nightmare, except I somehow wake up buried six feet deep while in the coffin. 😳
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Literally, my worst nightmare, except I somehow wake up buried six feet deep while in the coffin. 😳
Skyy Moore sounds like a pornstar name. #MNF #MondayNightFootball 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Skyy Moore sounds like a pornstar name. #MNF #MondayNightFootball 🤔
Okay. It's time to put in Mac. Brock Purdy is seeing absolute ghosts out there. 🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Okay. It's time to put in Mac. Brock Purdy is seeing absolute ghosts out there. 🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
🎶 "I don't want to sing another love song, babe.
I don't want to hum another melody.
I don't want to live my life without you, babe.
It's drivin' me crazy." 🎶
I don't want to hum another melody.
I don't want to live my life without you, babe.
It's drivin' me crazy." 🎶
In English we say “I want you.”
In poetry we say______?
In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
🎶 "I don't want to sing another love song, babe.
I don't want to hum another melody.
I don't want to live my life without you, babe.
It's drivin' me crazy." 🎶
I don't want to hum another melody.
I don't want to live my life without you, babe.
It's drivin' me crazy." 🎶
Really, Bryce?! What are you doin, bro? You did not just do that in real life?! Bryce Young just legit PMO with that interception on the 1 yard line. 🤡
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Really, Bryce?! What are you doin, bro? You did not just do that in real life?! Bryce Young just legit PMO with that interception on the 1 yard line. 🤡
Those are two totally different roles for two totally different actors!
Denzel spent his whole life acting and has an Oscar, and Eddie is a stand-up comedian turned actor. They are light-years apart. Even Eddie would be appalled at this comparison.
I never know when you're trolling or not. 🤣
Denzel spent his whole life acting and has an Oscar, and Eddie is a stand-up comedian turned actor. They are light-years apart. Even Eddie would be appalled at this comparison.
I never know when you're trolling or not. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Those are two totally different roles for two totally different actors!
Denzel spent his whole life acting and has an Oscar, and Eddie is a stand-up comedian turned actor. They are light-years apart. Even Eddie would be appalled at this comparison.
I never know when you're trolling or not. 🤣
Denzel spent his whole life acting and has an Oscar, and Eddie is a stand-up comedian turned actor. They are light-years apart. Even Eddie would be appalled at this comparison.
I never know when you're trolling or not. 🤣
Especially the toxic incels who grew up watching all of the main Star Wars characters be white men, and got aggresively angry when the main characters started being women and black actors/actresses. I'll never forgive them for how they treated Ridley, Boyega, Driver, Jacinto, Osha, & Jung-jae. 🤣🤣🤣
Star Wars fans are the worst, lol.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Especially the toxic incels who grew up watching all of the main Star Wars characters be white men, and got aggresively angry when the main characters started being women and black actors/actresses. I'll never forgive them for how they treated Ridley, Boyega, Driver, Jacinto, Osha, & Jung-jae. 🤣🤣🤣
Random:
I remember when she explained why she got on the stage and posed with Alicia Keys and Jay-Z after their Empire State of Mind performance, basically saying "I got caught up in the moment."
And I remember thinking, "That's crazy, but it's not insane." That weird, but it almost makes sense. 🤷🏾
I remember when she explained why she got on the stage and posed with Alicia Keys and Jay-Z after their Empire State of Mind performance, basically saying "I got caught up in the moment."
And I remember thinking, "That's crazy, but it's not insane." That weird, but it almost makes sense. 🤷🏾
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Random:
I remember when she explained why she got on the stage and posed with Alicia Keys and Jay-Z after their Empire State of Mind performance, basically saying "I got caught up in the moment."
And I remember thinking, "That's crazy, but it's not insane." That weird, but it almost makes sense. 🤷🏾
I remember when she explained why she got on the stage and posed with Alicia Keys and Jay-Z after their Empire State of Mind performance, basically saying "I got caught up in the moment."
And I remember thinking, "That's crazy, but it's not insane." That weird, but it almost makes sense. 🤷🏾
That's not nice.
I have never stolen anything in my life...
and I will eat every drop of the cranberry sauce in the vicinity on Thanksgiving Day.
I have never stolen anything in my life...
and I will eat every drop of the cranberry sauce in the vicinity on Thanksgiving Day.
If you eat cranberry sauce I know you’ll steal the money right up out my purse!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That's not nice.
I have never stolen anything in my life...
and I will eat every drop of the cranberry sauce in the vicinity on Thanksgiving Day.
I have never stolen anything in my life...
and I will eat every drop of the cranberry sauce in the vicinity on Thanksgiving Day.
Men who have huge egos and like being smarter than women so they can manipulate, gaslight, and control them. 🤷🏾
What kind of men think fit women and women with degrees are unattractive?
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Men who have huge egos and like being smarter than women so they can manipulate, gaslight, and control them. 🤷🏾
Some of your food takes do be a little cringeworthy at times. But I'm with you on this, Herbron. I'm going to fcuk all of the cranberry sauce up. 🤤🤤🤤
I’d jump in this cranberry sauce convo to defend it but y’all done already gave me 2 black eyes and my nose is hanging on by thoughts and prayers, so.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Some of your food takes do be a little cringeworthy at times. But I'm with you on this, Herbron. I'm going to fcuk all of the cranberry sauce up. 🤤🤤🤤