Nicola
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I say "the most recent" but I'm updating work that I did based on it more than 5 years ago and I can't see that's actually changed since then.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Wtf is a bassoon Bocal and how big is it?
scrapegroat.bsky.social
I am excited to announce that while the most recent Google product categorisation structure includes specific categories for "train whistle", "Bassoon Bocal", "Bassoon parts" AND "bassoon small parts", the words "ukulele", "banjo" and "mandolin" are entirely absent from the document.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Outside of London loads of pubs are dead quiet even at 9pm. I think cost is the big driving factor. I'm a grown adult and can rarely afford an evening in the pub, how are young people going to scratch up the cash for more than one pint a week?
scrapegroat.bsky.social
That was the most solid night of sleep I've had for maybe weeks but I woke up really wired from fear and I still don't feel right, as though I'm flooded with cortisol. But apparently I still still have to get up and "make sandwiches" and "get the kids to school" and "do my job"
scrapegroat.bsky.social
I haven't qualified for once since we all got them but I get the flu jab through asthma. Wouldn't have minded having a covid jab but not a big deal for me.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
No Covid jab though. The booking form said I could have one and the poor pharmacist was having to explain to me and hundreds of other people one by one that that was bullshit.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
I just woke up from a really strange and vivid dream of the type I've only had when I had Covid so I wondered if I had Covid and then remembered I had my flu jab yesterday and that must be why
scrapegroat.bsky.social
People who did not ask for and do not benefit from the AI industry: Artists
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jsinclair.bsky.social
Haven't seen pictures, is she doing the speech dressed in a hot-dog suit?
adambienkov.bsky.social
"15 years ago, Polish workers came here to find opportunity. Now Poland is growing twice as fast as we are," says Kemi Badenoch.

Any ideas what may have happened in the interim?
scrapegroat.bsky.social
climb to the top of the apparatus and jump off over and over again whenever it was out.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Great bit of nostalgia baiting to which I have several responses.
Very fond memories of this equipment being in use at my 80s primary school, I've seen it in use at my kids primary school, and my mum was a primary school teacher in the 80s and she said that her naughtiest ever pupil used to...
duncanweldon.bsky.social
Been to the youngest’s harvest assembly.
Theory: every primary school built pre about 1980 in Britain has some version of this equipment. It is referred to as something like ‘the apparatus’.
No one has any memory of it ever being used.
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joannawyld.bsky.social
Realised my old covid tests expire today so I'm having a bit of a binge before they're invalid, just doing test after test after test like they're shots, what a rush
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binyizdabbalah.bsky.social
And the Elder Ones said, before the Fall: Go to the Safe Place, go the where the machines will not find you. Go to Brighton.
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estherschindler.bsky.social
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Them: Buckle up, technology is the future, you're getting left behind
Technology:
Google maps can't find Brighton
scrapegroat.bsky.social
I've heard something about it from a group I'm in. I haven't seen anything on here (blocked by everyone involved I assume) and although I've heard waffles mentioned I don't know what it means
scrapegroat.bsky.social
It's like buying Glastonbury tickets
scrapegroat.bsky.social
I have been following the story so I am aware of these minor issues. You're only young once.
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Yeah but it's seen your tweets
scrapegroat.bsky.social
Show us the last four albums you listened to
Woodface, Crowded House Harvest Storm, Altan Hamilton Bachelor No 2, Aimee Mann