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going kai-o-ken x10 and instantly puking
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it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
man you cannnot be calling them that
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
man you cannnot be calling them that
how many NFL guys have enrolled in college to smurf at a lower MMR. dont tell me its none
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
how many NFL guys have enrolled in college to smurf at a lower MMR. dont tell me its none
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JRPG inn jingle but it never resolves
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
JRPG inn jingle but it never resolves
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the year is 2026 and it's illegal to be cool. only one man can save the world from being uncool: 37 year old gay guy who remembers every episode of the critic
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the year is 2026 and it's illegal to be cool. only one man can save the world from being uncool: 37 year old gay guy who remembers every episode of the critic
[unprompted, every day for the past several years and continuing into the grave] Shadowbringers is so Fucking Peak
December 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
[unprompted, every day for the past several years and continuing into the grave] Shadowbringers is so Fucking Peak
kamina glasses are now known as dirk strider glasses. use this information to piss off your most insufferable uncs and/or nephews during the holiday season
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
kamina glasses are now known as dirk strider glasses. use this information to piss off your most insufferable uncs and/or nephews during the holiday season
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i saw one of the new raid songs described as "what if weird al did a style parody of sum 41" , which is completely accurate and explains why it has lodged itself into my brain so securely
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i saw one of the new raid songs described as "what if weird al did a style parody of sum 41" , which is completely accurate and explains why it has lodged itself into my brain so securely
my 2026 resolution is to develop so many vocal stims that i sound like an RTS unit
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
my 2026 resolution is to develop so many vocal stims that i sound like an RTS unit
due to a catastrophic clerical error, i am now the owner of a warehouse full of cameras with hammers in them
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
due to a catastrophic clerical error, i am now the owner of a warehouse full of cameras with hammers in them
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spiritual representation of turning on the gameboy advance port of mario 2 in the year 2001 and realizing they put decided to curse the game with that wretched yippie yahooey shit
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
spiritual representation of turning on the gameboy advance port of mario 2 in the year 2001 and realizing they put decided to curse the game with that wretched yippie yahooey shit
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I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society
ff14 now has two completely different fights where you have to destroy a sentient runaway train, and i think that's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
ff14 now has two completely different fights where you have to destroy a sentient runaway train, and i think that's beautiful
must be the original starwalker the way mfs are Pissing me off
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
must be the original starwalker the way mfs are Pissing me off
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It's that time of the year again
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's that time of the year again
im 90% sure that the christmas spotify playlist in this restaurant is full of AI songs. absolutely satanic
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
im 90% sure that the christmas spotify playlist in this restaurant is full of AI songs. absolutely satanic
[pointing at a guy on my monitor] this guy's awesome lol i watch him all the time. basically he's your favorite gangstalking victim's favorite gangstalking victim
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
[pointing at a guy on my monitor] this guy's awesome lol i watch him all the time. basically he's your favorite gangstalking victim's favorite gangstalking victim
structure returns to my life. i am remoored. i am once again waiting for silksong.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
structure returns to my life. i am remoored. i am once again waiting for silksong.
logging on and the whole timeline is the gif of him finding out about RBG
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
logging on and the whole timeline is the gif of him finding out about RBG
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”