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seaearls.bsky.social
Ivan
@seaearls.bsky.social
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Ex-Casa dos Artistas (aquela edição que teve anônimos) O bluesky é muito ruim na formatação de icon então vou deixar essa aí horrível por um tempo só pra ajudar a me reconhecer
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seaearls.bsky.social
Ivan @seaearls.bsky.social · 4d
HAHAHAHAHA
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hanayuribashi.bsky.social
Hana, Professional Puppy Girl 🦴🐾 @hanayuribashi.bsky.social · 5d
O usuario™ de rede social transando: ISSO GATA AGORA ME DIZ COMO CHAMA ISSO NA SUA CIDADE VAI
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joshuaholland.bsky.social
Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · Dec 25
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
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durolocus.bsky.social
Vampetaço Climático @durolocus.bsky.social · 11d
Adolescentes cronicamente onlines = fandoms tóxicos, picuinhas estranhas, gírias novas e obscuras

Idosos cronicamente onlines = tentativa de golpe de estado
economist.com The Economist @economist.com · 11d
For all the fears around teens and screens, the most square-eyed generation is the elderly. The digitisation of old age is a good thing—but there are some costs to consider econ.st/43r1WIm

Photo: Getty Images
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seaearls.bsky.social
Ivan @seaearls.bsky.social · 10d
Culpa do outro cara, aliás. Era um cego bem barulhento pedindo dinheiro, ele tinha que ter se ligado que tava na rota dele
seaearls.bsky.social
Ivan @seaearls.bsky.social · 10d
Um cego acidentalmente encoxou um cara no metrô e eu ri 😔
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12d
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
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Receba na Caicha dos Peitos @laranjadinho.deichator.ar · 13d
Apresentador Sikêra Junior apontando pra câmera.
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pedroscomparin.bsky.social
PsicoPapi @pedroscomparin.bsky.social · 13d
“Espero não ser atingido pelo taser que te deixa gay”

O taser que te deixa gay:
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mikannn @mikannn.bsky.social · 13d
vem aí
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judeuateu.bsky.social
O Judeu Ateu @judeuateu.bsky.social · 13d
Eu adoro que a gente tá vivendo nessa era em que todo estabelecimento que você já passou na frente e pensou "quem caralhos compra coisa aqui? Deve ser lavagem de dinheiro", está sendo 100% confirmado como tal.
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Paulo Gustavo @paulogustavo.net · 14d
A imagem é um meme de “expansão cerebral” com quatro quadros. Cada quadro mostra um cérebro mais iluminado, simbolizando níveis crescentes de “esperteza” em golpes: 1. Primeiro quadro: “Vender etanol batizado com metanol.” 2. Segundo: “Vender bebida falsificada com etanol batizado com metanol.” 3. Terceiro: “Vender teste fake para detectar bebida falsificada com etanol batizado com metanol.” 4. Quarto: “Vender teste fake para detectar bebida falsificada com etanol batizado com metanol e não entregar.” O humor está na progressão absurda dos golpes, mostrando o “ápice da genialidade criminosa” ao não entregar nem o produto falso.
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luizcomz.bsky.social
Luiz, so confusing @luizcomz.bsky.social · 13d
os assaltantes do louvre
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nurse.fish
Teabree Shark @nurse.fish · 18d
Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.
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quest64official.bsky.social
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17d
Happy Saturday
Start your weekend off right
The meme says Rethink your Weekend On the left is fried food and beer, which is 1500 calories On the right is Quest 64 and codeine, which is 70 calories Having both is also good
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omorph.bsky.social
Leonardo Alcalde @omorph.bsky.social · 18d
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Fancam de Misoprostol @thedevils1971.bsky.social · 21d
literalmente todas as curiosidades sobre a banda pulp antes de fazer sucesso são tipo "o primeiro disco da banda foi feito com raspas da fuligem que ficava no corpo dos membros quando eles trabalhavam como limpadores de chaminé" é incrível
Recorded: 24 October 1986 Directed by: Michael Geoghegan Prodution company: M-Ocean Pictures Ltd Location: Abandoned warehouse near to the factory where Jarvis lived, The Wicker, Sheffield
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rodwolf.bsky.social
rod @rodwolf.bsky.social · 21d
Secretária do prefeito "As Meninas Super Poderosas"
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Esqueletos no Armário @esqueletosgays.bsky.social · 21d
Faleceu aos 78 anos o ilustrador Drew Struzan, responsável por alguns dos cartazes mais emblemáticos do cinema moderno.

Seu estilo evocativo e reconhecível estampou obras clássicas, de Star Wars à Spielberg, que não teriam o mesmo impacto sem a força dos seus cartazes.
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bruno @bruno.briante.net · 21d
caralho mano, que perda
charlie-ashby.co.uk Charlie Ashby @charlie-ashby.co.uk · 21d
RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss 💔
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v buckenham @v21.bsky.social · 21d
thinking about this post, and about wanting to larp as a non-human entity
Tumblr post from teaboot: My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that 1. Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass 2. It takes both more and less time than you'd think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE 3. Atter you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I'm not sure how to describe that. 4. Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it's ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh
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chá matt @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 22d
rindo muito do post da mulher falando para a gente parar de chamar de "dia do cabelo maluco" e "dia da mochila maluca" para falar "dia do cabelo divertido" e "dia da mochila divertida" cujo qual o primeiro comentário é "ih tá querendo termo maluca só pra você???"
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bicudo0171.bsky.social
FABIO PERFIL OFICIAL @bicudo0171.bsky.social · 22d
largando um tolete grosso e seco >>
lewownardo1.bsky.social Léwow 𝕏 @lewownardo1.bsky.social · 22d
PRA PENSAR!!!!
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pedroscomparin.bsky.social
PsicoPapi @pedroscomparin.bsky.social · 22d
Cacetada, simplesmente ASSUSTADOR como conseguiram pegar até os trejeitos dos personagens e o nível de drama das cutscenes do jogo
badideas.bsky.social Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 24d
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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