AndyPanda 🇨🇷💃
@sebasandy.bsky.social
Neurodivergent latiné/x crafter, baker, and mischief maker. Anti racist, queer, disabled abolitionist, anti capitalist, chaotic good still masking in atx. Liberation & equity for all!
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Now that the gifts have been handed out, my top secret projects! First ever crochet blanket & cardigan (plus bonus mom hugging her blanket)
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I'm back to creating more protest art. I'm incandescently angry about what is happening in Minneapolis/St. Paul. I'm heartbroken over the murder of Renee Good. I will be staying salty about ICE for the foreseeable future. Abolish ICE!!
January 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I'm back to creating more protest art. I'm incandescently angry about what is happening in Minneapolis/St. Paul. I'm heartbroken over the murder of Renee Good. I will be staying salty about ICE for the foreseeable future. Abolish ICE!!
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broke: I'm on disability
woke: I'm on government retainer
bespoke: I don't pay taxes; taxes pay me
woke: I'm on government retainer
bespoke: I don't pay taxes; taxes pay me
January 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
broke: I'm on disability
woke: I'm on government retainer
bespoke: I don't pay taxes; taxes pay me
woke: I'm on government retainer
bespoke: I don't pay taxes; taxes pay me
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News: The flu, RSV, norovirus, and COVID are tearing through the country. Please mask up, stay current with vaccinations, and avoid events that are likely to result in infection.
99% of Americans:
99% of Americans:
a woman in a black jacket says except me on the screen
ALT: a woman in a black jacket says except me on the screen
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
News: The flu, RSV, norovirus, and COVID are tearing through the country. Please mask up, stay current with vaccinations, and avoid events that are likely to result in infection.
99% of Americans:
99% of Americans:
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While Congress debates bringing back Affordable Care Act subsidies, many Americans have already made life-altering decisions to afford health care.
Marrying for health insurance? The ACA cost crisis forces some drastic choices
While Congress debates bringing back Affordable Care Act subsidies, many Americans have already made life-altering decisions to afford health care.
n.pr
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
While Congress debates bringing back Affordable Care Act subsidies, many Americans have already made life-altering decisions to afford health care.
I crocheted bunny beanies 😊
Pattern by knottypandaa on etsy & instagram
Pattern by knottypandaa on etsy & instagram
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I crocheted bunny beanies 😊
Pattern by knottypandaa on etsy & instagram
Pattern by knottypandaa on etsy & instagram
The day before yesterday we hit almost 90. Right now? 43. WHY?!?! A nearly 50 degree spread in 30 some hours is... 🫠☠️
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The day before yesterday we hit almost 90. Right now? 43. WHY?!?! A nearly 50 degree spread in 30 some hours is... 🫠☠️
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I mean, I can think of another suitable four-letter word for it.
January 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I mean, I can think of another suitable four-letter word for it.
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Well, that's another year of comics in the bag! If you enjoy the stuff I create, kindly consider sharing this post, leaving a tip, or becoming a monthly subscriber.
Big thanks for your support over the past year.
Big thanks for your support over the past year.
Support The Card
Support The Card
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December 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Well, that's another year of comics in the bag! If you enjoy the stuff I create, kindly consider sharing this post, leaving a tip, or becoming a monthly subscriber.
Big thanks for your support over the past year.
Big thanks for your support over the past year.
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“omg i can’t believe that you have such political messages in your shop!!”
ma’am if i made merch that said what i *actually* think we should all be doing, id be disappeared by g-men. “aid and abet abortion” is taaaaame.
ma’am if i made merch that said what i *actually* think we should all be doing, id be disappeared by g-men. “aid and abet abortion” is taaaaame.
December 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“omg i can’t believe that you have such political messages in your shop!!”
ma’am if i made merch that said what i *actually* think we should all be doing, id be disappeared by g-men. “aid and abet abortion” is taaaaame.
ma’am if i made merch that said what i *actually* think we should all be doing, id be disappeared by g-men. “aid and abet abortion” is taaaaame.
Infusion morning the same morning we have a 30+ degree temp drop hit overnight. PHEW 😅 Monchhichi save me
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Infusion morning the same morning we have a 30+ degree temp drop hit overnight. PHEW 😅 Monchhichi save me
I am SO TIRED & my bones are vaguely haunted, but my heart is warm & full (fever lingering? Probaaaably not 🤣😂)
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am SO TIRED & my bones are vaguely haunted, but my heart is warm & full (fever lingering? Probaaaably not 🤣😂)
Now that the gifts have been handed out, my top secret projects! First ever crochet blanket & cardigan (plus bonus mom hugging her blanket)
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Now that the gifts have been handed out, my top secret projects! First ever crochet blanket & cardigan (plus bonus mom hugging her blanket)
I finally remembered to take a pic before fully breaking it apart!
Christmas turkey (and bonus pumpkin loaf)
Christmas turkey (and bonus pumpkin loaf)
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I finally remembered to take a pic before fully breaking it apart!
Christmas turkey (and bonus pumpkin loaf)
Christmas turkey (and bonus pumpkin loaf)
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i wish there was a tiny corner where all us survivors could just sit with this, occasionally breaking the silence, 'did you see....' to a chorus of muted 'yeahs' punctuated by loud cursing
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
i wish there was a tiny corner where all us survivors could just sit with this, occasionally breaking the silence, 'did you see....' to a chorus of muted 'yeahs' punctuated by loud cursing
Almost present time!!!!
I CAN'T WAIT to see my people open their gifts 🥳💃
AND, I am super pleased with myself for how I've split up prep for the christmas meal. Tonight the pumpkin yeast bread will be proofing, there is an extra sweet pumpkin bread cooling, and turkey prep tomorrow night
I CAN'T WAIT to see my people open their gifts 🥳💃
AND, I am super pleased with myself for how I've split up prep for the christmas meal. Tonight the pumpkin yeast bread will be proofing, there is an extra sweet pumpkin bread cooling, and turkey prep tomorrow night
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Almost present time!!!!
I CAN'T WAIT to see my people open their gifts 🥳💃
AND, I am super pleased with myself for how I've split up prep for the christmas meal. Tonight the pumpkin yeast bread will be proofing, there is an extra sweet pumpkin bread cooling, and turkey prep tomorrow night
I CAN'T WAIT to see my people open their gifts 🥳💃
AND, I am super pleased with myself for how I've split up prep for the christmas meal. Tonight the pumpkin yeast bread will be proofing, there is an extra sweet pumpkin bread cooling, and turkey prep tomorrow night
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Seatbelts everyone! 🚗💨💅
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Seatbelts everyone! 🚗💨💅
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I'm an expert in what I'm about to say:
"You can buy your own health care" is, as a policy, fucking insane
"You can buy your own health care" is, as a policy, fucking insane
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm an expert in what I'm about to say:
"You can buy your own health care" is, as a policy, fucking insane
"You can buy your own health care" is, as a policy, fucking insane
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This would not have passed if those chickenshit Dems Davis, Cellar, and Gonzalez had not voted for it. They voted to put the parents of trans youth in prison for ten years.
Primary them all.
Primary them all.
Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.
4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.
It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.
Story to come.
December 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This would not have passed if those chickenshit Dems Davis, Cellar, and Gonzalez had not voted for it. They voted to put the parents of trans youth in prison for ten years.
Primary them all.
Primary them all.
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just a few of the handmade pieces available in my shop in case you’re in need of some last minute gifts✨
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
just a few of the handmade pieces available in my shop in case you’re in need of some last minute gifts✨
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the time honored tradition of “sucking up to men and earnestly pretending that everything they say is genius so they’ll keep you around regardless of how useless you are” has escaped containment from sugar babies
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the time honored tradition of “sucking up to men and earnestly pretending that everything they say is genius so they’ll keep you around regardless of how useless you are” has escaped containment from sugar babies
Once my antibiotics kick in and I start feeling better in 5-10 days, I am gonna do holidays SO HARD!
For now... I'm just gonna stay as still as possible while I crochet 🤣😂🤣
For now... I'm just gonna stay as still as possible while I crochet 🤣😂🤣
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Once my antibiotics kick in and I start feeling better in 5-10 days, I am gonna do holidays SO HARD!
For now... I'm just gonna stay as still as possible while I crochet 🤣😂🤣
For now... I'm just gonna stay as still as possible while I crochet 🤣😂🤣
I really need to have less close encounters with straight pins and sewing needles in my bed 😅
At least crochet hooks aren't nearly as sharp when I find them with an unsuspecting limb 😆
At least crochet hooks aren't nearly as sharp when I find them with an unsuspecting limb 😆
December 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I really need to have less close encounters with straight pins and sewing needles in my bed 😅
At least crochet hooks aren't nearly as sharp when I find them with an unsuspecting limb 😆
At least crochet hooks aren't nearly as sharp when I find them with an unsuspecting limb 😆
On now! Tune in
It’s show day, we have a great cast and we’re raising funds for Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund. Join us in 4 hours time
www.youtube.com/live/cpRdA9T...
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A Christmas Carol Livereading Fundraiser for PCRF
YouTube video by The Fat Culture Critic
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December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
On now! Tune in
I love making presents!
That is all.
That is all.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I love making presents!
That is all.
That is all.