Probably Not Parity
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Deplore evil, be kind,
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When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss,
He'll always schlep on down for a wedding or a bris,
They say he's got a lotta chutzpah, he's really quite hip,
The parents pay the mohel and he GETS TO KEEP THE TIP
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
- Weird Al Yankovic
He'll always schlep on down for a wedding or a bris,
They say he's got a lotta chutzpah, he's really quite hip,
The parents pay the mohel and he GETS TO KEEP THE TIP
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
- Weird Al Yankovic
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss,
He'll always schlep on down for a wedding or a bris,
They say he's got a lotta chutzpah, he's really quite hip,
The parents pay the mohel and he GETS TO KEEP THE TIP
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
- Weird Al Yankovic
He'll always schlep on down for a wedding or a bris,
They say he's got a lotta chutzpah, he's really quite hip,
The parents pay the mohel and he GETS TO KEEP THE TIP
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
- Weird Al Yankovic
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
This catchy tune makes me think again of how lucky I am to have that struttin' lady still struttin' with me
youtu.be/NLNXGqdP9iQ?...
youtu.be/NLNXGqdP9iQ?...
Thumpasaurus - Struttin’
YouTube video by tombegnel
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
This catchy tune makes me think again of how lucky I am to have that struttin' lady still struttin' with me
youtu.be/NLNXGqdP9iQ?...
youtu.be/NLNXGqdP9iQ?...
Not sure how to phrase this question in a character-limited context, so I guess this will be a multi-post thought,
but I've been pondering the instrumental role that our capacity for fossil fuel energy extraction played in our technological leap forward through & since the industrial revolution...
but I've been pondering the instrumental role that our capacity for fossil fuel energy extraction played in our technological leap forward through & since the industrial revolution...
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Not sure how to phrase this question in a character-limited context, so I guess this will be a multi-post thought,
but I've been pondering the instrumental role that our capacity for fossil fuel energy extraction played in our technological leap forward through & since the industrial revolution...
but I've been pondering the instrumental role that our capacity for fossil fuel energy extraction played in our technological leap forward through & since the industrial revolution...
so I'm sampling my wife's freshly toasted barley groats, crunching through them pleasantly and thinking to myself,
"this flavor is nice, you could even maybe grind them up and make a tea out of it... It kind of reminds me of mugi-cha..."
"this flavor is nice, you could even maybe grind them up and make a tea out of it... It kind of reminds me of mugi-cha..."
a man with a beard says oh right in front of him
Alt: Hugh Jackman coming to a realization and saying "Oh, right"
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
so I'm sampling my wife's freshly toasted barley groats, crunching through them pleasantly and thinking to myself,
"this flavor is nice, you could even maybe grind them up and make a tea out of it... It kind of reminds me of mugi-cha..."
"this flavor is nice, you could even maybe grind them up and make a tea out of it... It kind of reminds me of mugi-cha..."
Perhaps an appeal of a religious faith which believes in divine judgement or karmic retribution is the solace it affords to the helpless & powerless; the expectation that evildoers will be met with just and appropriate consequences after their lives of willful cruelty are over
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Perhaps an appeal of a religious faith which believes in divine judgement or karmic retribution is the solace it affords to the helpless & powerless; the expectation that evildoers will be met with just and appropriate consequences after their lives of willful cruelty are over
Here's a really good point being made in this thread
An observation I've been thinking about:
Around 2020, we were told that US political & corporate elites had been gripped by "wokeness" & thus become obsessed with climate change & diversity. This wokeness was alleged to be so severe & monomaniacal that it threatened the entire culture & economy.
Around 2020, we were told that US political & corporate elites had been gripped by "wokeness" & thus become obsessed with climate change & diversity. This wokeness was alleged to be so severe & monomaniacal that it threatened the entire culture & economy.
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Here's a really good point being made in this thread
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Poison, by The Seraphim Rising
from the album Life In Suspension
attasalina.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Out hill neighborhood gets buzzed by a trio of very low flying helicopters, we pull up flighttracker24 and spend the next hour watching as they wander around the bay
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Out hill neighborhood gets buzzed by a trio of very low flying helicopters, we pull up flighttracker24 and spend the next hour watching as they wander around the bay
Tell me about the alternate timeline where Lucy's husband and straight man was "Henry" Ricardo
February 2, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Tell me about the alternate timeline where Lucy's husband and straight man was "Henry" Ricardo
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So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
So, let's get this straight. Christopher "Moot" Poole created 4chan as a gathering place for hentai and CSAM enthusiasts, started /pol/ the day he met with Jeffrey Epstein, then /pol/ memed Trump to the presidency and birthed Qanon, a conspiracy theory in which Trump is a good person who hates CSAM.
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If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
Post a picture that you took
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Post a picture that you took
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wanna know one of the dirty little secrets of how to make a cool science fiction set? this bad boy right here, the NFS 4 Freezer Spacer. this fucker shows up EVERYWHERE in scifi set design
ceilings? check! floors? check! walls? check! tables? check!
instant scifi vibe
ceilings? check! floors? check! walls? check! tables? check!
instant scifi vibe
May 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
wanna know one of the dirty little secrets of how to make a cool science fiction set? this bad boy right here, the NFS 4 Freezer Spacer. this fucker shows up EVERYWHERE in scifi set design
ceilings? check! floors? check! walls? check! tables? check!
instant scifi vibe
ceilings? check! floors? check! walls? check! tables? check!
instant scifi vibe
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NorCal mutual aid groups- DM me if you want supplies to build @distributeaid.org's HRT Harm Reduction Toolkits.
We got production going in LA after their hospitals did this, and would love to help you too.
The kits contain everything but the meds. See details and donate to support here:
We got production going in LA after their hospitals did this, and would love to help you too.
The kits contain everything but the meds. See details and donate to support here:
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 PM
NorCal mutual aid groups- DM me if you want supplies to build @distributeaid.org's HRT Harm Reduction Toolkits.
We got production going in LA after their hospitals did this, and would love to help you too.
The kits contain everything but the meds. See details and donate to support here:
We got production going in LA after their hospitals did this, and would love to help you too.
The kits contain everything but the meds. See details and donate to support here:
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What I think whenever I hear the term 'Board of Peace'
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 PM
What I think whenever I hear the term 'Board of Peace'
Dear lord, the latest fresh hell at work was having to explain the existence of a feature that apparently surprised management enough that they thought it was a bug.
To clarify, this was a feature, a behavior, a logic that we deliberately built years ago, which no one but me even remembers now.
To clarify, this was a feature, a behavior, a logic that we deliberately built years ago, which no one but me even remembers now.
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Dear lord, the latest fresh hell at work was having to explain the existence of a feature that apparently surprised management enough that they thought it was a bug.
To clarify, this was a feature, a behavior, a logic that we deliberately built years ago, which no one but me even remembers now.
To clarify, this was a feature, a behavior, a logic that we deliberately built years ago, which no one but me even remembers now.
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Inspired by @toasty.cx saying modern design is ass, a reupload of my lil design banger thread from twitter
alt text contains model onfo where I have it!
alt text contains model onfo where I have it!
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Inspired by @toasty.cx saying modern design is ass, a reupload of my lil design banger thread from twitter
alt text contains model onfo where I have it!
alt text contains model onfo where I have it!
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“We have moved from the era of civil rights to the era of human rights... which must be the era of revolution. We must recognize that we can’t solve our problem now until there is a radical redistribution of economic and political power.”
— Martin Luther King, Jr. 1967
— Martin Luther King, Jr. 1967
January 19, 2026 at 11:33 PM
“We have moved from the era of civil rights to the era of human rights... which must be the era of revolution. We must recognize that we can’t solve our problem now until there is a radical redistribution of economic and political power.”
— Martin Luther King, Jr. 1967
— Martin Luther King, Jr. 1967
A short thread
A chair maker finishes a chair. The chair holds you. It will hold your children. If it breaks, the break is visible. You can see a cracked spindle or a loose joint, and the chair can be repaired because all the information needed to repair it is present in the object itself.
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 AM
A short thread
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Brief operational term of art 🧵 to help better define what we're experiencing. What we're experiencing is state terror. I've seen a lot of terms thrown around for what the Trump admin is doing w/ICE, CBP, & other federal law enforcement (LE). The now largely out of use term is state terror. 1/
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Brief operational term of art 🧵 to help better define what we're experiencing. What we're experiencing is state terror. I've seen a lot of terms thrown around for what the Trump admin is doing w/ICE, CBP, & other federal law enforcement (LE). The now largely out of use term is state terror. 1/
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