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"the one thing universally considered to be illegal", fucking incredible
May 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"the one thing universally considered to be illegal", fucking incredible
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new video ▶️
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
Each piss is incredibly varied and mechanically different for some reason, so it's almost an hour long.
youtu.be/XhkdqIFg860
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
Each piss is incredibly varied and mechanically different for some reason, so it's almost an hour long.
youtu.be/XhkdqIFg860
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
YouTube video by Allie Meowy
youtu.be
January 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
new video ▶️
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
Each piss is incredibly varied and mechanically different for some reason, so it's almost an hour long.
youtu.be/XhkdqIFg860
How Many Times Can You Pee in Heavy Rain?
Each piss is incredibly varied and mechanically different for some reason, so it's almost an hour long.
youtu.be/XhkdqIFg860
please don’t think please don’t think please don’t think aaaaaah fuck come on man. now i gotta like….. fuuuuck dude. endless torment nexus
January 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
please don’t think please don’t think please don’t think aaaaaah fuck come on man. now i gotta like….. fuuuuck dude. endless torment nexus
the only way i’ll forgive any politician who voted yes on the tiktok ban is if they post hole on this website, uncensored and without pay wall. yes even the men. yes even mitch mcconnell.
January 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
the only way i’ll forgive any politician who voted yes on the tiktok ban is if they post hole on this website, uncensored and without pay wall. yes even the men. yes even mitch mcconnell.
oooooh why is mr tiktok betraying me specifically oooooh
January 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
oooooh why is mr tiktok betraying me specifically oooooh
@feralgarden.bsky.social this fucking weirdo (my fiancé and writing partner) plagiarizes me daily (incorporates my edits into xer work)!
January 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
@feralgarden.bsky.social this fucking weirdo (my fiancé and writing partner) plagiarizes me daily (incorporates my edits into xer work)!
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Your antinatalist neighbor breaking down your door 0.005 seconds after hearing your box spring mattress squeak:
December 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Your antinatalist neighbor breaking down your door 0.005 seconds after hearing your box spring mattress squeak:
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They want to silence us because we want hot women in games.
They want to destroy our hobby with pronouns.
They want to make every video game character trans by default.
They laugh at us for being the voice of Real Gamers.
Well, who's laughing now?
They want to destroy our hobby with pronouns.
They want to make every video game character trans by default.
They laugh at us for being the voice of Real Gamers.
Well, who's laughing now?
December 3, 2024 at 9:49 PM
They want to silence us because we want hot women in games.
They want to destroy our hobby with pronouns.
They want to make every video game character trans by default.
They laugh at us for being the voice of Real Gamers.
Well, who's laughing now?
They want to destroy our hobby with pronouns.
They want to make every video game character trans by default.
They laugh at us for being the voice of Real Gamers.
Well, who's laughing now?
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
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There's something I need people to understand.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
November 20, 2024 at 9:12 PM
There's something I need people to understand.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.
The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.
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blue sky more like boobs guy
November 20, 2024 at 3:54 PM
blue sky more like boobs guy
taking Posting Lessons from deep leffen
November 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
taking Posting Lessons from deep leffen
le sigh… human pet guy should be here…
November 20, 2024 at 1:46 PM
le sigh… human pet guy should be here…
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i dream of a world where israel no longer exists
November 17, 2024 at 9:20 PM
i dream of a world where israel no longer exists
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Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened
November 16, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened
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do u think she misses watching the twin towers frot from the cuck chair
do you think the empire state building has survivors guilt !!!!
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
do u think she misses watching the twin towers frot from the cuck chair
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People cope that they choose a female character because they often have smaller hitboxes, just embrace the fact that you want to play virtual dress up and be cute. Fashion is always the end game
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 AM
People cope that they choose a female character because they often have smaller hitboxes, just embrace the fact that you want to play virtual dress up and be cute. Fashion is always the end game
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i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM
i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
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respectability politics won't save you
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 AM
respectability politics won't save you
bluesky will only become a real social media in my eyes once people start posting absolutely rancid ground floor IQ level shitposts on the daily
November 15, 2024 at 7:35 PM
bluesky will only become a real social media in my eyes once people start posting absolutely rancid ground floor IQ level shitposts on the daily
I do think Kamala's political strategy of "appeal to absolutely no one" was kinda of ingenious actually!
November 7, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I do think Kamala's political strategy of "appeal to absolutely no one" was kinda of ingenious actually!