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Mostly jokes and food.
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Final QP for the year!

I ran the numbers on the CorruptCare scandal & they don’t look good.

We’re past a smoking gun - we’ve got a body, crime scene footage and fingerprints on the weapon.

Albertans deserve a public inquiry.

Now. 1/3 #abpoli
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
No pretzel knots today. Decided to pivot and make the bf brown butter pecan ice cream (full disclosure I don’t really like ice cream 😬). Custard is in an ice bath before going into the freezer.
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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It's @CHED880 Santa's Day- call us at 587-855-1821 or visit santasanonymous.ca to donate #yeg
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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And just like that…

The Premier of Alberta, Danielle Smith is under a recall petition.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My bf has been rewatching all The Star Trek lately. He is currently on Star Trek: Enterprise and my word Jonathan Archer is the worst captain. Not the actor but the character. They’re lucky T’pol has her emotions in check cause she told this motherfucker so many times and he doesn’t listen.
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
To make pretzel knots or to not make pretzel knots that is the question.
I got this kick ass mustard from the butterdome craft fair (though I’m told it’s sold at SunTerra). So that means for sure I should make pretzel knots yeah?
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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“Smith, and her chief of staff, Rob Anderson, directly intervened with Alberta’s Advanced Education Ministry in an attempt to help Peterson’s higher-education business venture.”

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

thetyee.ca/News/2025/12...
Jordan Peterson’s School Isn’t Accredited. Smith Offered Alberta’s Help | The Tyee
The premier met with the controversial psychologist and tried to help his business, finds a Tyee investigation.
thetyee.ca
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Today’s dinner. Alt text has deets.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My day today has basically consisted of me sighing loudly every 5 minutes.
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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"My animals drink the water, my mother drinks the water. So I'm not a guy flying in from L.A. on a private jet. I am a sixth generation rural Albertan, and I'm just trying to keep the water clean."

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Country singer Corb Lund gets OK to launch anti-coal petition drive in Alberta | CBC News
Alberta singer Corb Lund has been given the go-ahead to start collecting signatures for a petition to ask the province to pass a law banning new coal mining on the eastern slopes of the Rocky Mountain...
www.cbc.ca
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m not a serious gamer and I’m not generally a fan of first person shooter games. What ps5 games would you say are an absolute must? #ps5 #playstation
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Internet I need your help with something stupid. I bought jujubes (don’t judge) and all of them have shapes. There’s peas, corn, a flower… what the fuck is this. Read ALT text if you want more info
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A dog was here.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Rachel Gilmore on the anti-DEI movement: "I think that to attack these notions is a dog whistle to the worst elements of society that are seeing a slide towards a more fascistic world. And every politician who engages in that should be ashamed of themselves."
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Where’s the best place to donate clothes in #YEG these days? I don’t want it going to places for profit like value village.
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s gives me a small joy to recall my mom telling me about the time she went to a show with multiple bands and out came this unknown band that everyone booed and threw beer at. The band:
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I keep seeing the discourse on movies you’ve seen 5+ times and am I the only one who rarely if ever rewatches a film? I would struggle to come up with a handful of movies I’ve rewatched, especially that many times, and most would be from my youth.
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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So…

Someone goes to the trouble of paying $500 to pull the trigger on a recall and then ghosts…

Literally everyone who wants to help pitch in?

Seems legit.

(It doesn’t seem legit)

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

lethbridgeherald.com/news/lethbri...
Stalled recall?
Alexandra Noad Lethbridge Herald Local Journalism Initiative Reporter A lot of local residents are expressing frustration over not being able to get
lethbridgeherald.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Fascinating and heartening article here.
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is pretty fucked. The bill gives ministers the power to bypass laws in the name of “innovation”. Even if you think the liberals would not abuse this power (I’m not so sure they wouldn’t) you need to ask yourself if this was in the hands of another government would I be ok with this. No for me.
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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On my Patreon, I am doing a weekly segment called "The Weekly Canadian Politics Roundup" where I talk about the news of the week in a fun and funny (and sometimes angry, yay!) way. I just debuted my first ever episode! It's fun! Like and subscribe ew ew ew sorry 💙

www.patreon.com/posts/welcom...
Welcome to the First Ever Weekly Canadian Politics Roundup! | The Very Unfunny Leftist
Get more from The Very Unfunny Leftist on Patreon
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December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I fear the federal gov't is deeply unserious about achieving its climate goals.
This is only more evidence.
www.stalbertgazette.com/politics/net...
Net-zero advisory body members say Ottawa risks more resignations
OTTAWA — The four remaining members of Canada's independent net-zero advisory body are calling on Ottawa to change how the group functions, and two of them say it risks more resignations if things don...
www.stalbertgazette.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
People. That is all. Fucking people.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’d like to give my newly made medal to Donald Trump. It’s the medal of dumbfuckery and it’s awarded to the largest dumb fuck we can find. The award is a giant asshole that also works as a rocket and we just shoot the shit to space.
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM