Caleb (fka The Keeper of That Beat)
@shipatadistance.bsky.social
He/Him 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
avid film/TV watcher 🎬📺
usually listening to CRJ 🎧🩷
KS 🌻/ KC ⛲
this should go without saying but transphobes are not welcome here 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/4OS7H
avid film/TV watcher 🎬📺
usually listening to CRJ 🎧🩷
KS 🌻/ KC ⛲
this should go without saying but transphobes are not welcome here 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/4OS7H
Vulture Cinematrix No. 611: Nov 27, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2556
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2556
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Play at:
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Cinematrix No. 611: November 27, 2025
Can you name a football movie starring Matthew McConaughey or Renée Zellweger?
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November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 611: Nov 27, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2556
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Play at:
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2556
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Play at:
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with the colder weather comes the dreaded return of my grandma's very loud stove
it doesn't help that sleeping in the same room as it is uncomfortably hot as well 🥵
it doesn't help that sleeping in the same room as it is uncomfortably hot as well 🥵
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
with the colder weather comes the dreaded return of my grandma's very loud stove
it doesn't help that sleeping in the same room as it is uncomfortably hot as well 🥵
it doesn't help that sleeping in the same room as it is uncomfortably hot as well 🥵
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Reposted by Caleb (fka The Keeper of That Beat)
I cannot say I was expecting the new KNIVES OUT movie to be about how charismatic religious leaders who care only about power and division ruin everything, but here we are!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery’ Review: Forgive Them, Father
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I cannot say I was expecting the new KNIVES OUT movie to be about how charismatic religious leaders who care only about power and division ruin everything, but here we are!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/m...
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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I hope they finally realize that love has always been the strangest thing of all.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I hope they finally realize that love has always been the strangest thing of all.
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A handy rule of thumb I learned writing criticism is that most people will sort of mildly like most of the things they watch, only occasionally tipping over into outright love or hate. It's the people who mildly DISLIKE a thing and get mad others don't who drive too much online discourse.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A handy rule of thumb I learned writing criticism is that most people will sort of mildly like most of the things they watch, only occasionally tipping over into outright love or hate. It's the people who mildly DISLIKE a thing and get mad others don't who drive too much online discourse.
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Josh O’Connor is SO good in Wake Up Dead Man. Love that each Blanc movie feels different and manages to make you invest in a new main character even as Blanc is the connective tissue.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Josh O’Connor is SO good in Wake Up Dead Man. Love that each Blanc movie feels different and manages to make you invest in a new main character even as Blanc is the connective tissue.
ok, now I've seen them all, and honestly I loved each one. let's give him an Oscar for Most Performer.
collecting Josh O'Connor's 2025 film performances like infinity stones 🙂↕️(🏳️🌈🖼️🤠✝️)
(I'm seeing Wake Up Dead Man tomorrow and then I'll have seen them all)
(I'm seeing Wake Up Dead Man tomorrow and then I'll have seen them all)
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
ok, now I've seen them all, and honestly I loved each one. let's give him an Oscar for Most Performer.
back down in rural MO for the night/holiday
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
back down in rural MO for the night/holiday
just saw Wake Up Dead Man
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
just saw Wake Up Dead Man
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Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, John Early, Tyler Posey and David Freyne share which romantic comedy they would take with them into the afterlife 💘
Eternity is in theaters on November 26 via A24.
Eternity is in theaters on November 26 via A24.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, John Early, Tyler Posey and David Freyne share which romantic comedy they would take with them into the afterlife 💘
Eternity is in theaters on November 26 via A24.
Eternity is in theaters on November 26 via A24.
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TODAY! #WakeUpDeadMan! THEATERS! 600 US screens, 500 more internationally, hopefully more to come in the next week. See my pinned post for a theater finder. I’m so proud of this movie and everyone’s work on it, I hope you enjoy it!
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
TODAY! #WakeUpDeadMan! THEATERS! 600 US screens, 500 more internationally, hopefully more to come in the next week. See my pinned post for a theater finder. I’m so proud of this movie and everyone’s work on it, I hope you enjoy it!
Vulture Cinematrix No. 610: Nov 26, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2543
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2543
🟩🟩🟩
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Cinematrix No. 610: November 26, 2025
Can you name a Jason Bateman or Jenny Slate movie with double letters in the title?
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November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 610: Nov 26, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2543
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2543
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
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post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
collecting Josh O'Connor's 2025 film performances like infinity stones 🙂↕️(🏳️🌈🖼️🤠✝️)
(I'm seeing Wake Up Dead Man tomorrow and then I'll have seen them all)
(I'm seeing Wake Up Dead Man tomorrow and then I'll have seen them all)
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
collecting Josh O'Connor's 2025 film performances like infinity stones 🙂↕️(🏳️🌈🖼️🤠✝️)
(I'm seeing Wake Up Dead Man tomorrow and then I'll have seen them all)
(I'm seeing Wake Up Dead Man tomorrow and then I'll have seen them all)
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Bitch, AI isn't conscious you're just lonely
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Bitch, AI isn't conscious you're just lonely
I saw Rebuilding tonight and really loved it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I saw Rebuilding tonight and really loved it.
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By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
tickets for Wake Up Dead Man tomorrow secured 🙂↕️
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
tickets for Wake Up Dead Man tomorrow secured 🙂↕️
Vulture Cinematrix No. 609: Nov 25, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2552
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2552
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Cinematrix No. 609: November 25, 2025
Can you name a Jesse Eisenberg or Justice Smith movie with 4+ words in the title?
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November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Vulture Cinematrix No. 609: Nov 25, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2552
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2552
🟩🟩🟩
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Play at:
vulture.com/vulturecinem...
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We are in theaters TOMORROW!! See my pinned post for a theater finder link ❤️❤️💀⏰ #WakeUpDeadMan
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We are in theaters TOMORROW!! See my pinned post for a theater finder link ❤️❤️💀⏰ #WakeUpDeadMan
many people have said this 🙂↕️
Megan thee Stallion said during her defamation trial against a blogger that she ‘couldn’t get through’ listening to Nicki Minaj’s diss track against her, ‘Big Foot.’
Megan thee Stallion ‘Couldn’t Get Through’ Nicki Minaj’s Diss Track About Her
Megan thee Stallion said during her defamation trial against a blogger that she ‘couldn’t get through’ listening to Nicki Minaj’s diss track against her, ‘Big Foot.’
www.vulture.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
many people have said this 🙂↕️
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sorry THIS is the last one, but if we're talking about star wars i have to bring out the bangers ok
tweets i am sad about removing from the internet part 1 of who knows
this one made everyone so mad lmao
this one made everyone so mad lmao
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
sorry THIS is the last one, but if we're talking about star wars i have to bring out the bangers ok