Siems
@siems.bsky.social
Writer of big girls, usually getting bigger 🔞 http://www.furaffinity.net/user/siems
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Siems
@siems.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Reminiscing on this frame-perfect death while waiting patiently for a new rando update.
Lawd help me, but I may try and get my HOTAS working with the GoG editions of the X-Wing series later.
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Lawd help me, but I may try and get my HOTAS working with the GoG editions of the X-Wing series later.
I should call her.
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I should call her.
Wah, a concept for a good story just popped in my head and I'm gonna be unable to start working on it for a few days.
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wah, a concept for a good story just popped in my head and I'm gonna be unable to start working on it for a few days.
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Remember, Calories don't count on Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Remember, Calories don't count on Christmas
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
The really funny (real life) thing about this is that for the longest time I wondered why there was a stereotype for English teachers being pregnant all the goddamned time when that didn't apply to mine.
Then three years ago I met her and her wife in town and my brain was all "Ooooohh..."
Then three years ago I met her and her wife in town and my brain was all "Ooooohh..."
Band Teacher Gay In Retrospect https://theonion.com/band-teacher-gay-in-retrospect-1819566832/
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The really funny (real life) thing about this is that for the longest time I wondered why there was a stereotype for English teachers being pregnant all the goddamned time when that didn't apply to mine.
Then three years ago I met her and her wife in town and my brain was all "Ooooohh..."
Then three years ago I met her and her wife in town and my brain was all "Ooooohh..."
Bruh if I did this with my writings *I* wouldn't be able to access the site.
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Bruh if I did this with my writings *I* wouldn't be able to access the site.
"Trump hired Elon and a few of his Twitter chuds."
Okay.
"He also hired a bunch of podcasters to head the FBI."
Uh-huh.
"And then for the DoJ, he recruited a bunch of SCP wiki editors."
Is he just hiring people from the Internet?
Okay.
"He also hired a bunch of podcasters to head the FBI."
Uh-huh.
"And then for the DoJ, he recruited a bunch of SCP wiki editors."
Is he just hiring people from the Internet?
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Trump hired Elon and a few of his Twitter chuds."
Okay.
"He also hired a bunch of podcasters to head the FBI."
Uh-huh.
"And then for the DoJ, he recruited a bunch of SCP wiki editors."
Is he just hiring people from the Internet?
Okay.
"He also hired a bunch of podcasters to head the FBI."
Uh-huh.
"And then for the DoJ, he recruited a bunch of SCP wiki editors."
Is he just hiring people from the Internet?
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Feeling ambitious on the full moon 🌕✨
December 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Feeling ambitious on the full moon 🌕✨
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When your vibes are so bad you're asked to leave the cuck chair
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When your vibes are so bad you're asked to leave the cuck chair
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real friends break their NDAs ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
real friends break their NDAs ❤️
*Turns in 4 planets worth of exobiology for the Community Goal that's been running for a week*
*Is in the top 25% of contributors*
What.
*Is in the top 25% of contributors*
What.
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
*Turns in 4 planets worth of exobiology for the Community Goal that's been running for a week*
*Is in the top 25% of contributors*
What.
*Is in the top 25% of contributors*
What.
Forgotten Trauma: Unlocked
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Forgotten Trauma: Unlocked
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Talk about a blind spot. 🚗
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Talk about a blind spot. 🚗
"Drugs bust? Fuuuuck yeah, my two favorite things: Drugs, and boobs."
If the US Coast Guard stops a ship in international waters and seizes their cocaine, is that a war crime? The ship has not done anything illegal. Should we prosecute the Coast Guard Captain for piracy?
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Drugs bust? Fuuuuck yeah, my two favorite things: Drugs, and boobs."
Reason being is that I've treated myself to a HOTAS and now can't imagine playing E:D or X4 without it now. Unfortunately, every good space sim nowadays has walking.
With the HOTAS I have room on my desk for the mouse and something small to the left to the throttle but not a keyboard.
With the HOTAS I have room on my desk for the mouse and something small to the left to the throttle but not a keyboard.
Wishing that Logitech did their own version of the Razer Tartarus, because I'm suddenly in the market for something like the Tartarus but desperately wishing that it isn't a Razer product.
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reason being is that I've treated myself to a HOTAS and now can't imagine playing E:D or X4 without it now. Unfortunately, every good space sim nowadays has walking.
With the HOTAS I have room on my desk for the mouse and something small to the left to the throttle but not a keyboard.
With the HOTAS I have room on my desk for the mouse and something small to the left to the throttle but not a keyboard.
Wishing that Logitech did their own version of the Razer Tartarus, because I'm suddenly in the market for something like the Tartarus but desperately wishing that it isn't a Razer product.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wishing that Logitech did their own version of the Razer Tartarus, because I'm suddenly in the market for something like the Tartarus but desperately wishing that it isn't a Razer product.
In their entire history, Epic hasn't released a single product or engine that wasn't chasing after the success of a rival company. It's no wonder that Tim Sweeney is all for using the Plagiarism Machine™.
Opposing Steam’s AI Disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney Says Game Stores Should Drop "the AI tag" Because "it makes no sense" When "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
Opposing Steam's AI disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says game stores should drop "the AI tag" because "it makes no sense" when "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
Steam has actually made AI disclosures even more prominent
www.gamesradar.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In their entire history, Epic hasn't released a single product or engine that wasn't chasing after the success of a rival company. It's no wonder that Tim Sweeney is all for using the Plagiarism Machine™.
Cooking anything in a microwave: Time depends on the wattage, model, and age of the device, the food's initial temperature, and you'll have to spend time and effort figuring it out.
Reheating anything in a microwave: One minute.
Reheating anything in a microwave: One minute.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Cooking anything in a microwave: Time depends on the wattage, model, and age of the device, the food's initial temperature, and you'll have to spend time and effort figuring it out.
Reheating anything in a microwave: One minute.
Reheating anything in a microwave: One minute.
It's finally clicked with me the issues I've had with Guild Wars 2's story, and why I've struggled like a bitch to get through Heart of Thorns:
The constant blue-balling you get when you're near the end of an obvious arc, only for SOMETHING ELSE to interject.
The constant blue-balling you get when you're near the end of an obvious arc, only for SOMETHING ELSE to interject.
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's finally clicked with me the issues I've had with Guild Wars 2's story, and why I've struggled like a bitch to get through Heart of Thorns:
The constant blue-balling you get when you're near the end of an obvious arc, only for SOMETHING ELSE to interject.
The constant blue-balling you get when you're near the end of an obvious arc, only for SOMETHING ELSE to interject.
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github was up for the whole cloudflare outage and it went down as soon as the azure keynote mentioned github running on azure lol
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
github was up for the whole cloudflare outage and it went down as soon as the azure keynote mentioned github running on azure lol
Cloudflare acting screwy for anyone else?
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Cloudflare acting screwy for anyone else?