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Kitty Renée Twat (But ur daddy calls me Simp)
@sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
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Artist. 👩🏾‍🎨 Writer. ✍🏾
Premium cutie pie/unrepentant flirt😈
Pirate bae. #ofmd 🏴‍☠️ #helluva ho.🦉

Old men kissing? 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 oh bb that’s my Super Bowl.

30-something or the other depending on the lighting.

Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/K3K1F6EOX
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Kitty Renée Twat (But ur daddy calls me Simp) @sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social · Feb 2
The world has a hole in it.

"Fucks sake," Ed grumbles, closing-out Twitter with the afflicted sigh of existentialism. Or pessimism. These days, he can hardly tell the difference. "Just a wasteland of bullshit."
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
That feeling when ur still physically drunk from last night but mentally sober
December 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
One of us (derogatory)
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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roximonoxide.bsky.social
Hi all! Some really very talented pirates have made something special to carry us from now to the new year! Something new drops everyday until Jan 1st.

Check back daily for fic, and art and other goodies! Starting tomorrow Dec 12!

ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
🏴‍☠️ ADVINT CALINDA 2025
ourflagmeans.gay
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
roach slapping a racist colonizer: art 🤌🏼
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
“There is no ethical consumption under capitalism except eating ass”

- @wesmanderson.bsky.social
a man wearing glasses and a black shirt stands in front of a blue background
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt stands in front of a blue background
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
What are yalls favorite places to take yourself out on a date? Mine are shit like:

A bar
A gallery/museum
A concert
A lil appetizer on a rooftop in the city
A random adventure I happened upon
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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spicycanuck.bsky.social
Sometimes you gotta get gussied up on a Wednesday evening with a friend, yk? 😘
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Three word love story:

You came back
nahyoudoit.bsky.social Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d
three word love story:

Let’s watch Bojack
te-kanawa.bsky.social rufus claus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 3d
A three word love story:

wanna burn one?
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Serving face on FT w this baddie 😜 @spicycanuck.bsky.social 👯‍♀️🍷
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
I said do u like me yes or no. You said or. Tf I’m supposed to do with that? Now I’m the bad guy.
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Yay new therapist! Idk if I told yall this but the therapist I’ve had for a while I realized is toxic afff. I was like oh yes queer black woman like me! 🥹🤌🏾what could go w r o n g . . .

ANYWAYS IM LIT CAUSE I NEED HELP LAWD
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Why do I feel like stepdad Ed would
s o m e h o w slide this into holiday shit with the kids?
uncleduke1969.bsky.social Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d
CENTURIES-LONG GLOBAL HOME INVASION SPREE FINALLY ENDS
Two policemen with drawn sidearms face a person in a Santa costume on their knees, hands on their head.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Trying to figure out if this is how Ed falls in love with a cat and takes it home or if it’s Izzy
blainecapatch.bsky.social The Blaine Clause @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 3d
the fuck is this shit
beautiful black cat sleeping all cozy like it thinks it's better than me
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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lost-romantique.bsky.social
You know it's Sinsmas season in the Hellaverse fandom when everyone starts thinking about them.
#HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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mossinante.bsky.social
A splash of colour from an unexpected source on a grey afternoon walk. #vancouver
An empty baby blue row boat with hot pink interior sits on the water along a rocky shore. Sailboats on the water and apartment towers are in the background.
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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agaywithcoffee.bsky.social
Edward Teach my love #ofmd
Ed from season 2 episode 5. He’s wearing his rice sack onesie and the cat bell around his neck. He’s wet and had his head thrown back. Quite frankly it’s quite sexually suggestive and I have no regrets including this 😋 Ed in season 2 episode 4. He’s back in his leathers and has his hair out and his head tilted back with his eyes closed. Looks like he’s being…taken care of so to speak. Again, no regrets including this. Ed in season 2 episode 3. He has his hair up in a messy bun/pony kind of hairdo with some strands framing his face. He’s looking down with his eyes closed. Best he’s ever looked and he was struggling so bad and almost died several hours later. Ed in season 2 episode 6. He has his head thrown back and also looks like he’s been taken care of 😏 very very sexy of him. His jaw is impeccable.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
I think my haters just be wanting to kiss 💋
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Tmi to me means tell me immediately
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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kelsijosilva.bsky.social
Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.
Comic of a woman picking flowers and then having a nice kiss. Text reads: slow down. Take your time. When you're ready, you'll bloom, too.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
One of the films that made me fall in LOVE with art 💎
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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artistschiele.bsky.social
Two Friends, 1912
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25333
"Two Friends" by Egon Schiele portrays a poignant intimacy through intertwined, abstracted figures rendered with his signature linear precision and vibrant splashes of color. Schiele's exploration of human relationships is evident in the expressive poses and bold use of negative space, evoking an intense sense of emotional communion.
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Just had the weakest orgasm known to mankind and now I’m pissed and even more awake
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
💔 all love dies. finally. 😌
kraken ed teach lying flat on the deck of the revenge with a torch nearby, with blood in his mouth as ed thinks about how his murder-suicide plot is going (our flag means death s2e2) just barely visible amidst the rain, completely drenched, archie, jim, frenchie, izzy, and fang stand looking down at ed with a mix of frustration, pity, anger, disappointment, and sadness etched across their faces (our flag means death s2e2) a close-up of kraken ed lying on the deck of the revenge smiling as his eyes start to close, thinking that the pain will finally be over, while wearing stede's cravate, on stede's ship, captain goes down with the love he thinks died (our flag means death s2e2) archie, jim, frenchie, izzy, and fang looking down as jim lifts a cannonball up into the air to slam it into ed (our flag means death s2e2)
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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artsy-outsider.bsky.social
sometimes you buy a christmas present for yourself
OP wearing a black t-shirt and pointing to it. The shirt has red text that reads, "THERAPY IS NOT ENOUGH I NEED TO FIGHT ✨ MY DAD ✨"
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM