Simon J. Greenhill
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Simon J. Greenhill
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I study how languages and cultures evolve. Primarily with phylogenies and other assorted computational methods. Based at @Biology_UoA. Never met a language phylogeny or a cultural phylogeny I didn't like. #phylolinguistics
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This study was an amazing collaborative experience. I'm really really grateful to all the wonderful people who contributed and made this happen.

It's the closest I have ever come to finding something like a "universal" in human cognition.
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Being a professor is like Picture of Dorian Gray except it’s the students who stay young and full of life while you decay year after year in front of them
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Demonstration of a purely instrument-based analysis of archaeological artifacts (arrowheads), coupled with a Bayesian analysis of phylogeny ... reproduces the classical typology, and much more besides ... osf.io/preprints/so...
OSF
osf.io
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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🗣️ La collection #Pangloss offre, en libre accès, des documents linguistiques sonores, avec une spécialité de langues rares ou peu étudiées.
🎙️Explications avec Alexis Michaud, directeur de recherche CNRS au LACITO, qui assure la gestion de la collection Pangloss ⤵️
www.radiofrance.fr/francecultur...
La plateforme Pangloss rend accessible en ligne les langues rares
À l'occasion d'une journée d'étude consacrée aux mutations des patrimoines sonores au musée du quai Branly Jacques Chirac, Marie Sorbier s'entretient avec le linguiste Alexis Michaud pour comprendre l...
www.radiofrance.fr
February 6, 2026 at 11:47 AM
You’re 3?! Oh I’m jealous.

(And yes humans are far better at being awful than animals are)
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Do it!
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 AM
see Erdős-Bacon number. Natalie Portman is a 5
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Cognitive Science needs an Epstein number so we can track the creeps.
E1 if you hung out with him on the island, E2 if you just let him buy you a lab at MIT…
Mathematicians track how close they were to the genius Erdős:

If you published with him your Erdős number is 1. If you published with an E1 you are E2, etc

There are databases you can lookup about this (I’m E5)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%...
Erdős number - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdős_number
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Mathematicians track how close they were to the genius Erdős:

If you published with him your Erdős number is 1. If you published with an E1 you are E2, etc

There are databases you can lookup about this (I’m E5)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%...
Erdős number - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdős_number
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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A longstanding feature of language is that more frequent words are shorter than less frequent words. In our latest paper analyzing our corpus of 1000+ comics, we show a similar trade-off between the size and frequency of panels with different amounts of information www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
dont forget his 3 or 4 monographs on barnacles!
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Sorry for the preview pic in your feed, but we've posted a thoughtful story by @dangaristo.bsky.social that delves into the tangled web of relationships between Jeffrey Epstein and various scientists: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Epstein files reveal deeper ties to scientists than previously known
Latest batch of documents show researchers consulting the financier and sex offender on publications, visas and more.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I think it's important to teach functions (code organisation, abstraction, easier testing/abstraction/extension etc.)

I've taught these as a "machine": everytime you insert "a^nb" it produces T. Then you write the machine as a script first, then wrap it as a function.
February 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
(I want to stress that this was exactly how my phone completed that)
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Yep looks useful
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Agree with you both here. You can make important contributions but still be an evil person. you can’t ignore the contribution and you shouldn’t ignore the shittiness
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Psst. Anyone wanna buy a flash drive with a slightly used copy of "Encylopedia of Language and Linguistics" on it? 🤯
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Genau
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Almost as good as my rule of thumb: has anyone you know ever written anything in it you want to cite? If not, then it’s not the Journal for you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
👏🏻
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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The current reforms of the research system are now on track for another failure. They double down on mistakes that undermine long-term growth, well being & safety. We must ask for accountability and transparency about three key issues as we go into the election year.

scientists.org.nz/news/13593197
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Uhhh
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM