Yeah no we can absolutely tell you did that.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Yeah no we can absolutely tell you did that.
Hear me out:
Entirely trans guy tribute act to the Bee Gees, called the T Gees.
Entirely trans guy tribute act to the Bee Gees, called the T Gees.
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Hear me out:
Entirely trans guy tribute act to the Bee Gees, called the T Gees.
Entirely trans guy tribute act to the Bee Gees, called the T Gees.
Been a week or so now, so we're 7 sleeps closer to Peter Mandelson's next return to government & Labour Party scheming.
Feels like it gets sooner every year doesn't it.
Feels like it gets sooner every year doesn't it.
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Been a week or so now, so we're 7 sleeps closer to Peter Mandelson's next return to government & Labour Party scheming.
Feels like it gets sooner every year doesn't it.
Feels like it gets sooner every year doesn't it.
Just seen Rock DJ by Robbie Williams described as "Murder on the Dancefloor for men" and while it's not technically wrong I think both are absolutely for the girls gays and theys before anyone else.
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Just seen Rock DJ by Robbie Williams described as "Murder on the Dancefloor for men" and while it's not technically wrong I think both are absolutely for the girls gays and theys before anyone else.
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Because it's made by dead-eyed morons who understand nothing, believe in nothing, bring no beauty to the world, have no capacity for reflection, and immiserate our collective existence with every hateful sentence they squirt out of their wet, waxy mouths. NEXT.
From Melania to Kid Rock’s halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful?
From Melania to Kid Rock’s halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful?
As the right stokes culture wars, their alternatives to ‘woke’ Hollywood prove to be shoddily made and uninspired
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Because it's made by dead-eyed morons who understand nothing, believe in nothing, bring no beauty to the world, have no capacity for reflection, and immiserate our collective existence with every hateful sentence they squirt out of their wet, waxy mouths. NEXT.
Funnily enough I'm far more productive when I work from home on account of not having to sit next to an unbearable Reform voting colleague who works in our office and insists on wittering at us all at every given moment.
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Funnily enough I'm far more productive when I work from home on account of not having to sit next to an unbearable Reform voting colleague who works in our office and insists on wittering at us all at every given moment.
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This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is incredibly funny to try because even if it *was* true, then it would mean Streeting was defending Mandleson in September for the love of the game.
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Breakfast band: Assemble!
February 7, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Breakfast band: Assemble!
"None of us knew about it" except literally everyone already did, and even if you didn't know about it why did you appoint him and announce his appointment before even vetting him?
Vetting for some basic min wage level jobs in the civil service can take 3 MONTHS, btw.
Vetting for some basic min wage level jobs in the civil service can take 3 MONTHS, btw.
February 5, 2026 at 11:28 AM
"None of us knew about it" except literally everyone already did, and even if you didn't know about it why did you appoint him and announce his appointment before even vetting him?
Vetting for some basic min wage level jobs in the civil service can take 3 MONTHS, btw.
Vetting for some basic min wage level jobs in the civil service can take 3 MONTHS, btw.
Keir Starmer is gonna be so mad when he finds out what Keir Starmer has said.
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Keir Starmer is gonna be so mad when he finds out what Keir Starmer has said.
Yeah well so am I but you don't see anyone making YouTube documentaries about it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Yeah well so am I but you don't see anyone making YouTube documentaries about it.
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trending checks out
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
trending checks out
Me when I buy M and S picky bits at Christmas time and Christmas time only.
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Me when I buy M and S picky bits at Christmas time and Christmas time only.
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Fabulous 10/10 no notes
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Fabulous 10/10 no notes
Yeah cheers for yawning in my face pal, I'm actually really tired too on account of you pestering me awake at 5 fucking 45 this morning...
January 31, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Yeah cheers for yawning in my face pal, I'm actually really tired too on account of you pestering me awake at 5 fucking 45 this morning...
Bad day to be a bigot, as every day should be tbh.
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Bad day to be a bigot, as every day should be tbh.
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
"Bristol City Council's licensing sub-committee"
Is there a Bristol City Council licensing dom-committee too?
Is there a Bristol City Council licensing dom-committee too?
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"Bristol City Council's licensing sub-committee"
Is there a Bristol City Council licensing dom-committee too?
Is there a Bristol City Council licensing dom-committee too?
This will be some of that world class impartiality I'm always being told that the BBC are masters at...
The BBC summary relays false claims but does not prioritise the facts at all
January 25, 2026 at 9:20 AM
This will be some of that world class impartiality I'm always being told that the BBC are masters at...
It is 25 past 7 on a Saturday morning and I am making soup because I've been awake since 6 and have a chronic need to be/feel productive during all waking hours. 🫠
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 AM
It is 25 past 7 on a Saturday morning and I am making soup because I've been awake since 6 and have a chronic need to be/feel productive during all waking hours. 🫠
We continue to be governed by the crustiest of dinosaurs who struggle to attach a document to an email without asking someone half their age for help. Good good.
“Don’t be silly, of course they wouldn’t try to ban VPNs”, they said…
UK government targets VPNs in online safety consultation as Lords vote for ban
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall promises "evidence-led" approach to keeping children safe online
www.techradar.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
We continue to be governed by the crustiest of dinosaurs who struggle to attach a document to an email without asking someone half their age for help. Good good.
All Quiet On The Western Front With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
All Quiet On The Western Front With Big Naturals
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Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?
www.ft.com/content/2a29...
www.ft.com/content/2a29...