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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 24m

An early Zohran interview said that we'd never hear Empire State of Mind again and he'd appear at press conferences coming out to Heems - Soup Boys.

it's time for him to keep his campaign promises

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Heems - "Soup Boys" (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Pitchfork

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 3h

I will vote for any candidate in 2026-2028 who pledges to instill a cap on car headlight brightness

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 4h

I'm assembling a team (but I lost the one that the Buttigieg campaign posted in 2020 that included Long Island)

An image from the Howie Hawkins 2020 campaign with a busted-ass image of New Jersey, just the worst looking shape you've ever seen

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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 11h

the "Shenanigans" scene from Super Troopers, specifically the part where Mac is handing Captain O'Hagen his gun

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 12h

Voting for Sherrill was my libbing out, I'm going to have a thousand reasons to dislike her by this time next year

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 12h

I guess "annoyed and frustrated by a total lack of progress on anything for four years" is going to be better than "horrified while everything regresses 100 years because some dipshit collaborates with a fascist dictator"

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12h

Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.

Alt text: “New Jersey Governor General Election results with 18% reporting as of November 4, 2025, 8:17 PM. Mikie Sherrill (Democrat) leads with 387,573 votes, 63.6%. Jack Ciattarelli (Republican) has 218,438 votes, 35.9%. Vic Kaplan (Libertarian) has 1,689 votes, 0.3%, and Joanne Kuniansky (Other) has 1,341 votes, 0.2%. Total votes: 609,041.”

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 14h

*"I frew up" voice* I voted

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 16h

My tattoos have been fundamental in helping with my body dysmorphia too so I'm getting form AND function

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 16h

My wife is also heavily tattooed & always gets eyeballed too, they're not ready for the shine

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 18h

A perfect video to post today

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 2d

Doesn't matter what I think if the robots don't wanna fuck me

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 2d

Democrats: "I think we should try and meet these people in the middle"

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 2d

it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops

But here’s the most uncomfortable truth of all: the parasites that have taken over so much of our country—pantsuited girlboss advertising executives, Skittle-haired they/them activists, soy-faced pajama-clad work-from-home HR apparatchiks, Adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants, nasally voiced Ivy League regulatory lawyers, obese George Soros–funded police abolitionist district attorneys, hipster trust fund socialists—are some of the least impressive people in the history of the world. The Uniparty would never have achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of decadence, of torpor, of complacency already

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 2d

Looking forward to 90 minutes of listening to old Mike Zeroh videos

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 3d

Living in America

Bart Simpson is angry, says "Now England's scoring off me." while Martin looks smugly back at him. Other children are laughing in the background at Bart's misfortune.

go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 3d

We Jews are the arbiters of Christmastime

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 6d

We're one Dodger win away from getting to make this reference for the first time since the pandemic-

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 4d

It's very funny to me when a man with entirely grey hair yells NO COPS NO NARCS into a microphone

go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 5d

Shout out to the 40+ Philly crowd for showing up to a 9:00 show on a Thursday, I think I'm the youngest person here for Ink & Dagger

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 4d

7 8ing 9 but it's saturn devouring his son

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 5d

Hope everyone remembered to put out their protein powder & skulls in anticipation of Danzig visiting tonight

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 5d

Shout out to the 40+ Philly crowd for showing up to a 9:00 show on a Thursday, I think I'm the youngest person here for Ink & Dagger

go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 5d

been consumed with the thought lately that the evil people in the news everyday will never face justice or even feel regret for their crimes against humanity, and there's likely no afterlife to judge them when they die rich and surrounded by loved ones. oh well,

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 6d

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 12

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merritt @merrittk.com · 7d

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 8d

chloe
@chlocialism
"i hate cigs" now replace cigs with women. not so funny, is it?
3:19 PM • Jul 16, 2021

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go birds (turkey) @skirkle.bsky.social · 9d

Wait. Is that...?

A video labeled "Millions of Migrating Crabs Take Over Island." The thumbnail image looks suspiciously like a still from the crab dance video.

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