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Stephen Kiskamp
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Cancer survivor; "Barbie Butt". Somewhat sarcastic.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · May 6
There comes a time in every cult where cult leaders are not culty enough for the cultiest of the cult and will have to be sacrificed for the good of the cult.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 15h
Cops are like a box a chocolates: THEY'LL KILL YOUR DOG! 😡

Poor puppy. 😢
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 15h
Again? This isn't the first time. 🙄

Some aide needs to be "Mr. President, you need to learn how to close an umbrella so you don't look like a f**king idiot all the time!"
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 1d
It's what I had on hand, but I know. 😜
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 1d
Not trying to one-up ya, but ...
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 1d
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 2d
Chicago has had less than 3500 homicides in the last 5 years COMBINED! WTF is he talking about?!
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 2d
"{insert any male associated with this administration} is reported to have done an extremely creepy thing regarding a woman?

How surprising."

Here's a template for you.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 2d
Jim,

Careful. You're giving them ideas. 🙄

bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
NEWSMAX: What do you think? Trump wins the Nobel Prize next year?

SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: That's the hope. Certainly he deserves it work the work he's already done. Who knows -- maybe he needs a lifetime achievement award.

NEWSMAX: Maybe we need to create the Trump Peace Prize
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
These people are weird. - Example #4895874
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
Is .. is ... is he thinking he's going to talk to an actual soybean? 🤔
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
Watched this on mute a few loops.

The way they look up/around is exactly what a meeting like that would do if there was an earthquake ... then the camera shakes a little.

Weird.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
"BUY MY WATCH! IT'LL STOP WORKING WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP!"
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
Are those MFers LARPing "Fort Apache The Bronx"?
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
It's a bit like the connection of how Yakko Warner became King of Anvilania!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rMu...
Animaniacs - Let the Anvils Ring
YouTube video by Animaniacs101
www.youtube.com
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 4d
I'll tell you this, from my days of playing, you would be perma-banned from ANY paintball field for firing at someone not wearing eye protection, because we all knew IT'S F**KING DANGEROUS!
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
So,

1. This guy is a thief
2. He is using a damaged flag as a political prop! It should have disposed of with care and dignity.

I am more offended by this than someone exercising their 1A rights to burn the same flag.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
Cult of the Convicted Felon
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
If Scalise is complaining about someone making women in uniform suffer and he's NOT talking about Hegseth, he should sit TF down! 😡
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 3d
"Betteridge's Law of Headlines", Exhibit 4,274,983

🙄
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 4d
Are searching 4chan posts as their "research"? 🤔
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 4d
"30? That's cute."
-- @mmasnick.bsky.social (probably)
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 4d
I'll tell you this, from my days of playing, you would be perma-banned from ANY paintball field for firing at someone not wearing eye protection, because we all knew IT'S F**KING DANGEROUS!
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 4d
I will never understand the orgasmic joy some people achieve through destroying the expressions of others.

They are such petty, repressed creatures.
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 4d
You should have grown up listening to Queen! 😉

www.youtube.com/watch?v=36nq...
Queen - Seaside Rendezvous (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Queen Official
www.youtube.com
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social · 5d
Are you sure that's not Dinesh D'souza in drag? 🤔
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