The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc
@skyhighinc.bsky.social
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He/Him ADHD af. Veteran. Pan. Works in healthcare IT. Former infantry, bouncer, bodyguard, and pro wrestler. Now too old for any of that. Posting whatever thought comes into my head, and boy howdy can there be some beauts. There will be cursing.
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skyhighinc.bsky.social
GIVE ME A D!

GIAVE ME AN I!

GIVE ME A..hey wait, I'm not done...
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skyhighinc.bsky.social
I consider myself mostly egoless, but even I have more pride than this
peipolitical.bsky.social
Nutsack Hegseth: "It is a personal honor to witness how you lead and negotiate… With your strength, your ability to wield trade negotiations, personal relationships, to open up that opportunity is truly historic on the world stage." #cdnpoli
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!
skyhighinc.bsky.social
I just love the fact that the first two people the Stable Genius decided to go after are two that are intimately familiar with how to use discovery to their advantage.
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
The Zoo’s werewolf enclosure is open during the full moon but honestly we wouldn’t risk it.
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newyorkstateag.bsky.social
This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
skyhighinc.bsky.social
Hope that AI bubble pops before this, or this thing is going to be eat up with it.
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monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
skyhighinc.bsky.social
Never had a lion in your blunt rotation, huh?
skyhighinc.bsky.social
We are being ruled by the dumbest fucking people, but when I'm lead to the camps, I might actually call it a wash because of this video
skyhighinc.bsky.social
I deeply and truly want to thank this reporter, whoever it is, from the bottom of my cold dead heart, for framing this question in such a manner.
atrupar.com
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
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profjpc.bsky.social
“Who” is, objectively, the funniest possible response here
atrupar.com
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
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honeybadger10.bsky.social
I’m not sure how these things still make me say wtf. But yeah.
johnathanperk.bsky.social
Mike Johnson is himself a sexual predator and pedophile. The proud Christian Nationalist has every reason to obstruct the Epstein Files’ release.

Johnson has admitted to circumventing the adoption process and simply “taking custody” of a 14-year-old Black boy, when Johnson was a single law student.
skyhighinc.bsky.social
yep. so why are the state police, which you directly control, helping?
atrupar.com
Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
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skyhighinc.bsky.social
hey, all you people in Missouri that think you're from the south:

suck it
williamhazen.bsky.social
This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.
Cultural Regions of the US
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malmer.com
tbf, this really is something that Magas would crap their pants over.