Auntie Begonia
@slackermom66.bsky.social
Unscripted. Cerebral. Cheerful. Coarse.
Pharm.D.; BA, Journalism and English; mom to Kel, Ma’am to Wally and Maeve, partner to John.
Pharm.D.; BA, Journalism and English; mom to Kel, Ma’am to Wally and Maeve, partner to John.
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Auntie Begonia
@slackermom66.bsky.social
· Dec 15
Oh, BTW, if I get a “Hey there” or similar DM after a follow back, you’re getting blocked.
Wally is already on high alert. All I did was tsk at a lost ball.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Wally is already on high alert. All I did was tsk at a lost ball.
AND one of the color symbols was too close in shape to another color symbol and I have to take out a whole movie’s worth of work. Working with the black and white pattern. I have learned my lesson and am now using the color version of the pattern. #crossstitch
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
AND one of the color symbols was too close in shape to another color symbol and I have to take out a whole movie’s worth of work. Working with the black and white pattern. I have learned my lesson and am now using the color version of the pattern. #crossstitch
I didn’t get the context the first time I saw this. POTUS is a psychopath.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I didn’t get the context the first time I saw this. POTUS is a psychopath.
I turned 16 in 1982. There are too many perfect albums to choose from. Am I supposed to choose 1999 over Nebraska? Big Science over Upstairs at Eric’s? Even bands I *loathe* released acknowledged masterpieces in 1982. No, I will not choose. It is an embarrassment of riches.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I turned 16 in 1982. There are too many perfect albums to choose from. Am I supposed to choose 1999 over Nebraska? Big Science over Upstairs at Eric’s? Even bands I *loathe* released acknowledged masterpieces in 1982. No, I will not choose. It is an embarrassment of riches.
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This is so moving, etc. Also, she is an opportunistic monster without a single internal value she wouldn't happily trade away for the smallest professional gain, so let's all enjoy this particular clown show while remembering that it is worth less than nothing.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is so moving, etc. Also, she is an opportunistic monster without a single internal value she wouldn't happily trade away for the smallest professional gain, so let's all enjoy this particular clown show while remembering that it is worth less than nothing.
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“Was it your brain?” should be the follow up question to every Trump statement.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“Was it your brain?” should be the follow up question to every Trump statement.
I was terribly upset the years that Kroger just put a QR code on the Ky basketball posters instead of the actual written out schedule. I couldn’t mark the wins and losses with my silver Sharpie like a 12 year old and that really took away from my enjoyment of the game. 😉 #BBN
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I was terribly upset the years that Kroger just put a QR code on the Ky basketball posters instead of the actual written out schedule. I couldn’t mark the wins and losses with my silver Sharpie like a 12 year old and that really took away from my enjoyment of the game. 😉 #BBN
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What a terrible day to know how to read
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Megyn Kelly is a vile cunt.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Megyn Kelly is a vile cunt.
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Obviously this person is very dangerous.
Bovino: "We're ratcheting operations up in Chicago. That's a very corrupt system in Chicago. Whether it's those elected leaders like Pritzker or those out of control judges, Chicago needs some attention. You're gonna see some very dynamic operations."
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Obviously this person is very dangerous.
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Removing a monument honoring Black US soldiers has nothing to do with DEI. It’s erasure of history and it’s straight-up racism.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Removing a monument honoring Black US soldiers has nothing to do with DEI. It’s erasure of history and it’s straight-up racism.
Whereupon Wally learns, again, that he does not care for the fresh blueberries.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Whereupon Wally learns, again, that he does not care for the fresh blueberries.
Hm. I guess John Fetterman will be gettin’ himself a pacemaker.
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hm. I guess John Fetterman will be gettin’ himself a pacemaker.
Me, fighting the urge to sing along, listening to Christmas music on my walk today because fuck it, I need some joy: We should normalize singing along with what’s on our headphones.
Me, two second later: Did I just invent Christmas caroling?
Me, two second later: Did I just invent Christmas caroling?
a group of peanuts characters singing christmas carols in the snow
Alt: a group of peanuts characters singing christmas carols in the snow
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me, fighting the urge to sing along, listening to Christmas music on my walk today because fuck it, I need some joy: We should normalize singing along with what’s on our headphones.
Me, two second later: Did I just invent Christmas caroling?
Me, two second later: Did I just invent Christmas caroling?
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Today was a very stupid day but I have faith tomorrow will be stupider
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Today was a very stupid day but I have faith tomorrow will be stupider
God forbid Americans expect *more* out of their elected representatives. God forbid Americans expect our representatives to hold out for what was needed and wanted. Fuck #LawrenceODonnell , fuck all the MSN.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
God forbid Americans expect *more* out of their elected representatives. God forbid Americans expect our representatives to hold out for what was needed and wanted. Fuck #LawrenceODonnell , fuck all the MSN.
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com fuck you. We got absolutely nothing after 42 hard days. Fuck you mocking our take on getting no help with insurance costs. Fuck you thinking that a promise to deal with ACA credits.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com fuck you. We got absolutely nothing after 42 hard days. Fuck you mocking our take on getting no help with insurance costs. Fuck you thinking that a promise to deal with ACA credits.
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Catherine my good bitch you guys are the only ones who do not know where the Republicans stand
Steve Inskeep: You think the Republicans voting with you here will not only agree to these measures, but actually try to do something if the administration ignores them?
Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Catherine my good bitch you guys are the only ones who do not know where the Republicans stand
@durbin.senate.gov Ya fucked us, Dick. Ya fucked us over.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@durbin.senate.gov Ya fucked us, Dick. Ya fucked us over.
@cortezmasto.senate.gov ya fucked us, Catherine. Ya fucked us over for nothing.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@cortezmasto.senate.gov ya fucked us, Catherine. Ya fucked us over for nothing.
@senangusking.bsky.social Ya fucked us, Angus King. Fuck you.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
@senangusking.bsky.social Ya fucked us, Angus King. Fuck you.
@shaheen.senate.gov Ya fucked us over. How’s that feel? You proud of yourself?
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@shaheen.senate.gov Ya fucked us over. How’s that feel? You proud of yourself?