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Sleepy Murph
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Washington DC to Tromsø Norway.
Aspiring himbo, gentleman loser.
Sincereposter in a shitposter's world.
I was a fool to ignore Jermaine Jackson all these years. Let's Get Serious goes hard as hell
Let's Get Serious
YouTube video by Jermaine Jackson - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Back on my bullshit (starting a 3 hour movie at 5am)
Happy 30th anniversary of Heat to those who celebrate
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Subtle downside to having your town go all in on a tourism economy: even the grocery stores are clogged with tourists

Airbnb has people thinking they'll save money by getting a place with a kitchen and cooking for themselves. Now they're in groups blocking the aisle trying to figure out what to eat
December 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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What if AI could turn lead into gold? What if AI made your cock 9 inches and thick as a Coke can? What if AI could play the secret chord of David? What if AI tasted great and was less filling? What if AI was in your neighborhood and wants to fuck right now? What if AI could proclaim the mystery of f
vox.com Vox @vox.com · Dec 15
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Happy 30th anniversary of Heat to those who celebrate
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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No, my son is also named 67
the world has changed
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Nordmenn elsker taco, men ikke Taco Bell 😔
www.nrk.no/kultur/norge...
Norge blir for dyre for billigkjedene
Taco Bell har åpnet i Stockholm. Hva holder kjedene unna Norge?
www.nrk.no
December 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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They should make cat toys that the cat can actually disembowel, like lil plushie intestines can spill out of the cat toy
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Office lunch where the food is served buffet style but the plates are at the place settings. Really messing up my hang-back-until-after-the-rush plan
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
ambient xmas carols in every public space got me scroogepilled and humbugmaxxing
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This looks cool and good, but no one agrees on who "the rich" are. People who live in California, young people with dyed hair, college professors, Jewish people, these can all be "the rich" while the family that owns 40% of all retail space in town goes unnoticed and unremarked upon.
"Do the rich have too much political power?"

Yes: 80%
No: 8%

YouGov / Dec 8, 2025
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I often thank my lucky stars that my big vice is alcohol and not gambling
The older I get I just feel like betting should be illegal. I love sports so much but betting sucks dick. Fuck gambling from now until forever
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It's too risky a day for a regatta you guys
youtu.be/90STAvJZbvY
Too Risky A Day For A Regatta
YouTube video by Stelvio Cipriani - Topic
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Happy birthday to this underrated gem, released October 2nd, 1987
October 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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One way of thinking about the AI bubble is that it's the final gasp of a grift based on specialized GPU's instead of tulips, a logical continuation from crypto and NFT's and the metaverse.

Like, there's nowhere else for it to go, no other magical use for this shit other than as electronic waste.
October 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Ikveld! Let's get freaky!

FREAKY TALES (USA 2025).
Fre 5. sept kl 21 på Blå Rock.
GRATIS VISNING!

Se Pedro Pascal i denne "genre mixtape" antologi action-comedie sett i 80-tallets California.
www.tromsofilmklubb.com/kalender/202...
Freaky Tales (Gratis visning) — TROMSØ FILMKLUBB
The year is 1987, and things are about to get freaky in Northern California. Freaky Tales is a gonzo action comedy that tells four surreal stories that are both woven together and woven into real-li...
www.tromsofilmklubb.com
September 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Saw a lady rigging down the stage from the festival this weekend wearing a SPACEBALLS t-shirt and instantly fell in love

No wait that's SPACECREW. The festival had a rocket theme. My bad
August 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know

- my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal
- he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not)
- he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog
- he is not a dog
- I do not get seizures
August 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I haven't seen Heathers since I was a teenager. Stoked for this.
Filmklubbhøsten starter ikveld! Og denne høsten er det Winona Season. Vi begynner med en gratisvisning av den goth teen-angst klassikeren

HEATHERS (USA 1989).
Gratis visning og programslipp.
Ikveld! Mandag 18. august, kl 20,
på Storgata Camping.
www.tromsofilmklubb.com/program/2025...
Heathers (Gratis visning + programslipp) — TROMSØ FILMKLUBB
Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder) er et ferskt tilskudd i jente-gjengen «Heathers», en fryktet og populær gjeng bestående av rike, vakre og privilegerte tenåringsjenter som alle deler navnet Heather. Hun...
www.tromsofilmklubb.com
August 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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niche take: ICE(and most of DHS) is an agency of waingros
August 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Guy whose robot girlfriend has somehow glitched and instead of simulating an underage anime waifu telling him to kill his family in order to see the quantum god, it now parrots Julia Child.

He begins to learn the art of French cooking, and then dies when it gives him an amanita risotto recipe.
August 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
They just installed new lighting in the hallways and bathrooms at my workplace and it's absolutely brutal. Like they watched Severance and were like Ooh that's what we need for our interiors
August 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Celebrating 30 years of Chrono Trigger
(North American release: Aug 11, 1995)
August 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM