Slim_Java (Purple Guy)
@slimjava.bsky.social
The funny ourple man
Kirby Air Riders TO + Comp Player
Sometimes plays Splatoon 3
Strat/colony game player
https://www.twitch.tv/slim_java
https://www.youtube.com/@Slim_Java
Kirby Air Riders TO + Comp Player
Sometimes plays Splatoon 3
Strat/colony game player
https://www.twitch.tv/slim_java
https://www.youtube.com/@Slim_Java
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I hope that this is enough of a breaking point for people to be able to start doing their own digging and not trusting blindly. I sincerely apologize to you for not trusting myself back in 2023 when I felt something was off and going with the mass. You were awesome to talk too at my first Riptide.
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm also going to take the time to ask for action rather than just apologies since things do need to change. I think every single org should at least indefinitely ban Six and IMad at this point in time. In addition, everyone should boycott any tournaments that have Six and IMad as active TOs
An unintentional screen nerf would be hilarious
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 PM
An unintentional screen nerf would be hilarious
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they called it flow aura in eng
January 27, 2026 at 10:14 AM
they called it flow aura in eng
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this one is small but im thanking the lord for it
January 27, 2026 at 4:46 PM
this one is small but im thanking the lord for it
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Its funny seeing mainline discussion still think motion controls are bad meanwhile the splatoon devs are like yeah they got so broken we have to nerf the hitboxes.
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Its funny seeing mainline discussion still think motion controls are bad meanwhile the splatoon devs are like yeah they got so broken we have to nerf the hitboxes.
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Every time I write this update and read it back and go this sounds so fucking stupid.
if it had a good special id agree, wave might help it farm aura though.
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Every time I write this update and read it back and go this sounds so fucking stupid.
Finally an outlet even if it's satire that isn't tiptoing around this shit
“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...
theonion.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Finally an outlet even if it's satire that isn't tiptoing around this shit
Doing a thing soon in a game and I'd like to gather people's OCs for something (no this isnt some AI scraping shit) feel free to submit stuff.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Doing a thing soon in a game and I'd like to gather people's OCs for something (no this isnt some AI scraping shit) feel free to submit stuff.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Into the Bunframe major update is finally here 🐇
Pâquerette makes a new friend, finds new geeky ways to spy on buns and everything in the burrows looks better than how you remembered them. ☀️
Average day in the life of an obsessive bun-catcher.
🐇
🫴
Changelog in reply 🥰
Pâquerette makes a new friend, finds new geeky ways to spy on buns and everything in the burrows looks better than how you remembered them. ☀️
Average day in the life of an obsessive bun-catcher.
🐇
🫴
Changelog in reply 🥰
January 22, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Into the Bunframe major update is finally here 🐇
Pâquerette makes a new friend, finds new geeky ways to spy on buns and everything in the burrows looks better than how you remembered them. ☀️
Average day in the life of an obsessive bun-catcher.
🐇
🫴
Changelog in reply 🥰
Pâquerette makes a new friend, finds new geeky ways to spy on buns and everything in the burrows looks better than how you remembered them. ☀️
Average day in the life of an obsessive bun-catcher.
🐇
🫴
Changelog in reply 🥰
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Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
Plan the perfect team composition. Features:
- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories
🧵 with more details on features
#sendouink
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Imagine this is formatted in a really cool and artsy way. Reposts/vouches very much appreciated! #compsplatoon
January 20, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Imagine this is formatted in a really cool and artsy way. Reposts/vouches very much appreciated! #compsplatoon
Thinking of setting up a Vanilla/lightly modded hytale server for friends/moots. Who all would be interested?
January 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Thinking of setting up a Vanilla/lightly modded hytale server for friends/moots. Who all would be interested?
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if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
if you say you can scrim, you should show up
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We're live with study hall! Current plans are to do some solo queue and goal-setting based on those games, but who knows where we'll end up if someone puts the teacher on a tangent? youtube.com/squidschool/... and twitch.tv/squid_school
Squid School
Squid School is an educational resource managed by Gem for players looking to improve at the Splatoon video game franchise. Videos focus on mindset, technical skills, tactical knowledge, and strategy ...
youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
We're live with study hall! Current plans are to do some solo queue and goal-setting based on those games, but who knows where we'll end up if someone puts the teacher on a tangent? youtube.com/squidschool/... and twitch.tv/squid_school
The best slander I've seen in a while
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The best slander I've seen in a while
Whoever DC'd from my x100, please snap your switch in half
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Whoever DC'd from my x100, please snap your switch in half
Off to another bad start for a year with our government continuing to be the most openly corrupt government in the world. I've seen this floating around and if you are able to tomorrow, I'd encourage you to attend the events here. www.answercoalition.org/venezuela?__...
No War on Venezuela! National Day of Action Saturday, Jan. 3
Act Now to Stop War & End Racism
www.answercoalition.org
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Off to another bad start for a year with our government continuing to be the most openly corrupt government in the world. I've seen this floating around and if you are able to tomorrow, I'd encourage you to attend the events here. www.answercoalition.org/venezuela?__...
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www.answercoalition.org/venezuela clickable link. PLEASE show up to a protest today. show your support for the anti-war movement, and connect with other people doing the work. I can't think of anything more important right now.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
www.answercoalition.org/venezuela clickable link. PLEASE show up to a protest today. show your support for the anti-war movement, and connect with other people doing the work. I can't think of anything more important right now.
I'd like to politely request people to boycott Twin Squiddies if they are able to. The head TOs are Six and IMAD. If it's the only LAN you are able to attend I understand but please do not attend this event if possible. Main reasoning for the boycott be attached below for people out of the loop.
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I'd like to politely request people to boycott Twin Squiddies if they are able to. The head TOs are Six and IMAD. If it's the only LAN you are able to attend I understand but please do not attend this event if possible. Main reasoning for the boycott be attached below for people out of the loop.
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Leave, delete the app, salt the earth behind you, do not look back.
January 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Leave, delete the app, salt the earth behind you, do not look back.
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youtu.be/SdjAn2Mczlk I've posted an update about how videos, lessons, and streams will work going forward.
There is also a significant amount of Romeo content.
There is also a significant amount of Romeo content.
Squid School in 2026
YouTube video by Squid School
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
youtu.be/SdjAn2Mczlk I've posted an update about how videos, lessons, and streams will work going forward.
There is also a significant amount of Romeo content.
There is also a significant amount of Romeo content.
Wrapping up 2025, got some plans for 2026:
- Get a consistent streaming schedule 1/2 times a week
- Consistently Cook and pack meals for work
- Get a weekly started up for Kirby Air Riders
- Either finally get back into Comp Splatoon grind or full send into Air Riders (pref not both)
- Get a consistent streaming schedule 1/2 times a week
- Consistently Cook and pack meals for work
- Get a weekly started up for Kirby Air Riders
- Either finally get back into Comp Splatoon grind or full send into Air Riders (pref not both)
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wrapping up 2025, got some plans for 2026:
- Get a consistent streaming schedule 1/2 times a week
- Consistently Cook and pack meals for work
- Get a weekly started up for Kirby Air Riders
- Either finally get back into Comp Splatoon grind or full send into Air Riders (pref not both)
- Get a consistent streaming schedule 1/2 times a week
- Consistently Cook and pack meals for work
- Get a weekly started up for Kirby Air Riders
- Either finally get back into Comp Splatoon grind or full send into Air Riders (pref not both)
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Something I've learned over time is that most misinformation (in general) isn't blatent lying, its information being conveyed with some truth to it, that makes it a lot harder to catch. Often times this isn't even done intentionally, and is easier when emotions are high.
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Something I've learned over time is that most misinformation (in general) isn't blatent lying, its information being conveyed with some truth to it, that makes it a lot harder to catch. Often times this isn't even done intentionally, and is easier when emotions are high.
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Worth noting that if the apology for the gem situation involves trading which person is “the bad one,” it’s not really growth. It’s saying “I’m sorry I picked the wrong team”
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Worth noting that if the apology for the gem situation involves trading which person is “the bad one,” it’s not really growth. It’s saying “I’m sorry I picked the wrong team”